Kit Sober Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 > 70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests > >came > >back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks > >great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are > >you > >at > >peace with yourself and do you have a good relationship with God?" > > > >George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor > >eyesight, > >so > >he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go > >to > >the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the > >light > >goes off." > > > >"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!" > > > >A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," > >he > >said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to > >call > >because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he > >gets > >up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom and > >then when he is through *poof* the light goes off?" > > > >Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator > >again!" :)--> God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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