Rent-an-online-friend

[markomalley]

Just when I think I've heard it all, I find out that I'm nowhere near hearing even part of it!

The latest: Fake Your Space.

From their website:

Welcome to Fake Your Space. You have found a new and exciting service which offers help to all the men and women out there who don't feel like they are popular enough on social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook. If you are tired of seeing everyone else with the hottest friends and want some hotties of your own, then this is the place for you.

But how can this be???

FakeYourSpace is an exciting new service that enables normal everyday people like me and you to have Hot friends on popular social networking sites such as MySpace and FaceBook. Not only will you be able to see these Gorgeous friends on your friends list, but FakeYourSpace enables you to create customized messages and comments for our Models to leave you on your comment wall. FakeYourSpace makes it easy for any regular person to make it seem like they have a Model for a friend. It doesn't stop there however. Maybe you want to appear as if you have a Model for a lover. FakeYourSpace can make this happen! The possibilities are endless. You can have our Models leave you any type of customized message you may wish. Want to make an ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend jealous? No problem. Have one of our Models personally flirt with you on your comment wall. Are you interested in being one of the most popular people on MySpace or FaceBook? Then FakeYourSpace is just what you need. You never need to worry about people finding out about your fake friends because all of our Models profiles are set to private. You may be asking yourself why should you pay for something like this? Our answer to you is because it's dirt cheap. Our basic plan starts at only $.99 This will give you 2 messages per week for 4 weeks. So for only $.99 you will receive 8 messages that will be there forever, not to mention our Models picture which will show up on your friends list. A pretty small price to pay for online popularity don't you think?

Have we come up with a new definition for pathetic here?

[likeaneagle]

too weird, that is hysterical.

[rhino]

That is pathetic, especially since these are my friends now ...

I mean really, why would a guy like me need fake friends when these are my friends?

actually just those women are my friends, I wish those guys would quit bothering me, but what can I say, I am just too popular ...

Edited December 2, 2006 by rhino

[likeaneagle]

RHino- are you talking about your imaginary friend, behind the IPB Image..

Cannot tell if it is a guy or gal.

friends are friends, what the hey!!

:)

Edited December 2, 2006 by likeaneagle

[rhino]

Well, the image loads for me, but it's just a pic from MarkO's site ...

I saw when you look under women, it says they are taking applications, or some such thing ... there weren't any other pics ... so I guess you can only buy those 8 friends ...but that's is 2 friends for a quarter ... not bad :)

[excathedra]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha