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Happy Birthday! So glad you came off your mountain for a spell and graced me with a visit. It was wonderful to meet you face to face and hug your neck! You and your son are terrific.

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Recognize the cheese cake? Made this one especially for you. Enjoy!

Suda

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"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about a guy I know, Ron G. -

he's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Ron's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept,

and bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

That night, the phone rings at Ron's house.

"Hey, Ron! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday!"

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(Should I give them a call? Or is your firewood all done by now?) :spy:

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Announcer: Here we see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Ian : (Walks up to St. Peter) Hello, St. Peter. I see I've come to Heaven.

St. Peter: Well, you're not in yet ! First you've got to tell me how you suffered on Earth.

Ian : Well, I spent a week eating camp food.

St. Peter: I'm sorry, you haven't suffered enough. (Ian exits dejectedly.)

Doug : (Enters) Hi, I'm here to get into Heaven.

St. Peter: Fine, fine. And how have you suffered ?

Doug : I went on a long hike and got blisters all over my feet.

St. Peter: Sorry. That's not enough suffering to get into Heaven. (Doug exits)

Brad : (Enters) Can I get into Heaven ?

St. Peter: How did you suffer ?

Brad : I'm in Ron's Boy Scout Troop

St. Peter: Well, come on in !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RON!!!

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Happy Belated Birthday, Ron, from a FORMER Arkansan!!!

Hope you have many more happy birthdays.

BTW, my 12-year old grand nephew caught a 10-point buck opening day of deer season. Thank God that some boys and girls are still being taught about guns and hunting!!!

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