The Law Firm of...

[Raf]

Caught a rerun of How I Met Your Mother a few weeks back.

One of the characters worked at a law firm:

Douglas, O'Halloran & Stamp.

I cracked up. Anyone else find it funny?

Defense lawyers, no doubt.

[Tom Strange]

I'm missing it I guess... any clues?

[Raf]

At their best, you don't want to go up against the partners in this firm. Unless, maybe, you're from the same hometown.

That's Sarah Douglas on the left, Jack O'Halloran on the right and Terrence Stamp in the middle.

[Tom Strange]

oh... sorry... aren't they from the old (Christopher Reeves) Superman movie? in which case... Yes! I find that humorous!

[Sudo]

Raf,

I daresay NOBODY would have gotten that one. You're good!!

sudo

[Raf]

If O'Halloran's name were Smith, I probably wouldn't have gotten it either.

[T-Bone]

Say...weren't they convicted of legal malpractice by the law firm of Olsen, Kent and Lane?

[doojable]

There's always

Dewy, Cheetham and Howe

[Sushi]

Dang, you beat me to it, Dooj.

[doojable]

Sorry Sushi! Having a Lawyer in the family - well......That was a shot I had to take.

[Twinky]

Well, there's always Sue, Grabbit & Runn

and a real firm I came across - Crook & Co

(you'd think a lawyer would change his name by deed poll or something!)

[oenophile]

Q: Why won't sharks eat lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy.

Q: Why are graduate psychology are using lawyers rather than animals in their studies?

A: They didn't become attached to the lawyers.

Q: What do you call a bus that was bound for a ABA convention with few empty seats going over the side of a mountain.

A: A good start but missed opportunity all at the same time.

"May your life be filled with lawyers." Mexican curse

Edited November 25, 2006 by oenophile

[Brother Speed]

Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties?

A: To keep their foreskin from creeping over their head.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

A: One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.

Q: Why are divorces so expensive?

A: Because they are worth it.

Marriage is like a tornado; in the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing, in the end you lose your house.

[wasway]

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

Law offices of Rob Lootensteal

Edited December 30, 2006 by wasway

[William]

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.

[justpassingthrough]

Those are good. I still don't get Raf's, but don't bother to explain, I don't really care all that much.

I will pass these on to my bosses, there are 37 of them, Prepaid Legal. I type nastygrams to people. and drafts, and pleadings, and on and on and on, type type type......but I have learned a thing or two in the past few years......One, don't ever mess with a lawyer, two don't mess with his secretary either, they can tie you up in legal paperwork for the rest of your natural born life, and laugh at you while they do it.

some of these I hadn't heard yet. Pretty good. they will get a kick out of them.

What a treat. Thanks.

[Raf]

Those are good. I still don't get Raf's, but don't bother to explain, I don't really care all that much.

Really, you didn't get it? I understand that it was extremely complicated. I mean, jeez, how could anyone have figured out something so complex? Why, you need at least a second grade education to figure that out. Who's got the time?

[doojable]

What do you call a person with an IQ of 22/

Counsellor

What do you call a person with an IQ of 12?

Your Honor

[Sudo]

What's Black and tan and looks good on a lawyer??

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....... A Doberman :lol:

sudo

[Mark Clarke]

Don't forget the Bethlehem law firm of Gold, Frankincense, and Murray.