58 years old...I remember the craigers when he was in his twenties...all full of high hopes, great aspirations and boundless energy...and 58 isn't that old...at one time, he probably saw himself as a spiritual giant who would, by the age of 58, have reached mighty levels of spiritual understanding...who would have taken the work of Wierwille and increased it ten fold...
...but no, that's not what happened...is it Craig?
if he's the good narcissist he seems to be, I'm sure that dwelling on the fact that *through no fault of his own* he's no longer is recognized (worshippied, feared) *as he deserves to be* will make this the best birthday he's ever had. narcissists love drama and negative energy is as good as positive... of course, it will only satisfy him if he has a/some good victim(s) to lay the drama on.
Oh my Potato!!! LCM a narcissist? Wearing all of those tights and seducing all of those women with his MOG claims? Laffs - I hope his birthday suck.. and I hope Linder is there celebrating it with him
You know, I'd have to look to see when VP's BD was-sure don't remember having to celebrate it officially!
What an ego-maniac! Wouldn't be surprised if a policy memo was circulated on HOW to properly observe that particular day.
Just another example of what happens when a man becomes more important than the "ministry". Blech!
Top - on that momentus day one must wear a brown shirt with jack boots. Swaztikas are not required but will earn you extra points with Little Cranky boy. Being drunk ONLY on dramboui is an absolute necessity as is trying to hug young corpswomen a little closer than you should with the occasion grope.
Remember to brag about the xnow falling on the gas pumps and God telling you that you will be Jesus on earth.
Buy a motorcoach and a defunct college in Kansas...
What else hmm let me see - Grouchbo you got any words of wisdom here?
Top - on that momentus day one must wear a brown shirt with jack boots. Swaztikas are not required but will earn you extra points with Little Cranky boy. Being drunk ONLY on dram
oui is an absolute necessity as is trying to hug young corpswomen a little closer than you should with the occasion grope.
Remember to brag about the xnow falling on the gas pumps and God telling you that you will be Jesus on earth.
Buy a motorcoach and a defunct college in Kansas...
What else hmm let me see - Grouchbo you got any words of wisdom here?
He HAD to mention MOMENTUS - Geeze! what a wingding!
Hey! I think we'll sing a twisted version of Happy Birthday at the Teaxs BBQ!
"We're so glad that you are gone
And no longer here,
We will not hear your screaming voice
Or see you drunk on beer
We won't have to say "God Bless you!" to someone who doesn't exist
Especially on your birthday you surely aren't missed.
I think he's layed down (VP)....just others seem to want to wear his clothes. Wouldn't ya think they'd be old and smelly clothes by now? But......some wish to wear them. Guess that is what "Old Spice" is for.
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58 years old...I remember the craigers when he was in his twenties...all full of high hopes, great aspirations and boundless energy...and 58 isn't that old...at one time, he probably saw himself as a spiritual giant who would, by the age of 58, have reached mighty levels of spiritual understanding...who would have taken the work of Wierwille and increased it ten fold...
...but no, that's not what happened...is it Craig?
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Belle
Maybe a Fortune 500 Company will let him be CEO for a day. :P My daddy knows a few. I could place a call.
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Sushi
Damn, and I didn't even get him a card.
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RumRunner
Words fail me HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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if he's the good narcissist he seems to be, I'm sure that dwelling on the fact that *through no fault of his own* he's no longer is recognized (worshippied, feared) *as he deserves to be* will make this the best birthday he's ever had. narcissists love drama and negative energy is as good as positive... of course, it will only satisfy him if he has a/some good victim(s) to lay the drama on.
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Oh my Potato!!! LCM a narcissist? Wearing all of those tights and seducing all of those women with his MOG claims? Laffs - I hope his birthday suck.. and I hope Linder is there celebrating it with him
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I do not care!!!!!!
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You know, I'd have to look to see when VP's BD was-sure don't remember having to celebrate it officially!
What an ego-maniac! Wouldn't be surprised if a policy memo was circulated on HOW to properly observe that particular day.
Just another example of what happens when a man becomes more important than the "ministry". Blech!
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Top - on that momentus day one must wear a brown shirt with jack boots. Swaztikas are not required but will earn you extra points with Little Cranky boy. Being drunk ONLY on dramboui is an absolute necessity as is trying to hug young corpswomen a little closer than you should with the occasion grope.
Remember to brag about the xnow falling on the gas pumps and God telling you that you will be Jesus on earth.
Buy a motorcoach and a defunct college in Kansas...
What else hmm let me see - Grouchbo you got any words of wisdom here?
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well damn you RR, I had wiped that memory from my mind and you brought it back! gross!
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Jim
Oh, we're so glad that you were born,
For if you were not here,
We'd never hear.... Oh, nevermind.
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He HAD to mention MOMENTUS - Geeze! what a wingding!
Hey! I think we'll sing a twisted version of Happy Birthday at the Teaxs BBQ!
"We're so glad that you are gone
And no longer here,
We will not hear your screaming voice
Or see you drunk on beer
We won't have to say "God Bless you!" to someone who doesn't exist
Especially on your birthday you surely aren't missed.
So have a so-so Birthday
And don't ever come round here
And if the Lord should tarry
We'll be cussing 'bout you next year...
Everyone raise your glasses and shout!
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sogwap51
Top,........VP's B'day was Dec. 31.
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topoftheworld
Ha-no wonder I didn't remember-always had plenty going on myself!
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templelady
down here in the woodlands we be celebrating with plenty of fanfare, not celebrating his birthday
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Suda
So glad to hear the Texas crowd is having a blast! Wish y'all an awesome day!
Suda
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BackForty
Craig is partying with Mick as we speak!
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sogwap51
ROFLMAO.............the headband holds on the wig right since I'm sure he has not hair now
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doojable
You know - he's been dead for years....he just won't lay down!
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I think he's layed down (VP)....just others seem to want to wear his clothes. Wouldn't ya think they'd be old and smelly clothes by now? But......some wish to wear them. Guess that is what "Old Spice" is for.
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J0nny Ling0
Happy Birthday Craig! And may God bless you and may the eyes of your understanding be enlightened!
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jonny
i don't know if you were kidding
but i wish craig a happy birthday too
he .... up he .... up big time but our god is a forgiving one
craig if you are lurking admit that you .... up i know tht i did and i feel that i have been forgiven
you can to
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Kit Sober
It's also birthday of Will Rogers, Laura Bush, and a most precious one to me, Watchman Nee.
So glad you were born.
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