Wish gone bad

[Ductape]

Man walks into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich right behind him. Waitress asks what he wants and he orders “hamburger, fries and a coke”. The ostrich says “I’ll have the same”.

When they are done eating the waitress gives them the bill for $9.40, the man sticks his hand into his pocket and pulls out the exact change.

Next day the man and the ostrich walk in, order the same and when the bill comes then man pulls out the exact change again.

Friday the “couple” walks in and the waitress asks “the usual”. The man replies, “No it’s the weekend and I will have a T-bone steak medium rare, baked potato with sour cream and a beer”. The waitress looks at the ostrich and it says it will have the same. After the meal the waitress brings the bill and says that will be $32.50 and the man pulls out the exact change.

The waitress says this is amazing! Most people never carry any change, yet you always pull out the exact change! To this the man replied: “years ago I was cleaning out the attic and found an old lamp, when I rubbed it a genie appeared and granted me 2 wishes. So I wished that whenever I purchase anything I would stick my hand in my pocket and pull out the exact change. This works for a news paper or a Rolls Royce.”

The waitress says, “How ingenious, most people would ask for a million dollars or some limited amount. Now what about that ostrich”?

Man sighs and says, “My second wish was for a long legged chick with a big rear and one that would always agree with me”.

[SafariVista]

Now that was silly!

[Sudo]

Hey! Another wish gone bad?? Read on....

It's the summer of 1962 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a flat top hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in.

"Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.

That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: "Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"

sudo