Texas BBQ

[WhiteDove]

Hey Piggie fly on down..... I got your cream pie....

I can say for sure that I am a definite maybe, I might or might not be coming ,but don't quote me on that. I'm positive that I might be there ,or not....either way I can say with some assuredly that I most likely will be doing something one way or the other.

Ex-10 I know you said to look for a cheap flight but the aircraft looked suspicious........ :blink:

I think I'll fly Air Dove instead

[J0nny Ling0]

"Cackle And Oink" Barbecue"? Oh man, that's rich. About spilled my coffee over that one! You Texans really are quite somethin. I wouldn't mind being a part of that culture at all...

And, if they served barbecue beef there, would they call it "Cackle, Oink, And Moo"? But then again, if that were the case, people would mistake it for a law firm..

[Psalm 71 one]

Cackle and OINK???!!!! :(

BIRDBRAIN!!!! SHEESH! If ya don't like that airline, try this one!

HEY! izzat you, Dove??

[dmiller]

Dooj's delusions of grandeur,

have caused her to sin by slander.

make no mistake,

she claims her cheesecake

was revealed on gas pumps in November.

Rumrunner's cake's named Nuclear Fun

cooked by electricity and fusion.

with tritinium rods,

a gift from the gods

you'll be glowing after you eat some.

And then there's that fiddler named Dave,

who just might emerge from his cave.

Acoustics here are good,

but the promise of food

Is tempting (do I have to behave)??

Think Globally, cook locally -- this warning.

Please protect tomorrow's morning.

With ovens all heated,

the ozone's depleated

contributing to Global Warming!

So one last piece of advice,

(trying to be Minney-soda *nice*)

Give it up while yer ahead,

and grab instead

some BBQ, and a beer on ice.

:)

[doojable]

AHHHh - but is dmiller coming or not????

hahahaha

Dooj's cheesecake is no less than nirvana

One taste and surely you'll wanna'

Turn down all BBQ

And the beer and chips too

Then go relax in a nice and hot sauna

Edited October 8, 2006 by doojable

[J0nny Ling0]

And when we go into the sauna,

will it be with no clothes onna?

[dmiller]

And when we go into the sauna,

will it be with no clothes onna?

No. And I'm betting motorcoaches will not be allowed either.

This will be an EX-TWI gathering -- NOT twi. Capisce??

[doojable]

Jonny -

[GeorgeStGeorge]

RumRunner and Dooj (what a name!)

Will not have heads bowed in shame.

Their cheesecakes will delight;

I'll be eating all night!

There are no losers in that game!

George

[ex10]

Jonny!

I tell ya what. If you come down for our doo, I will suspend our "no skinny dippin in the hot tub" rule, just for you.

[doojable]

Poor George is sadly mistaken

Tis not food that Rummy is bakin'

He's under the delusion

That you bake with cold fusion

So the award by Dooj will be taken!

[RumRunner]

Rum's fusion has never been cold

Unlike Dooj's recpies so old

Cheesecake Italian?

Dooj makes it with scallion

On that note she might as well fold

[doojable]

The judges will have to decide

If cheesecake is made with cow hide

Rummy took all his leather

And even some heather

Used them to fill a cheesecake's insides.

Edited October 9, 2006 by doojable

[RumRunner]

Swiss cheese and some Limberger too

Will go into Doojable's goo

Dooj calls it a cheesecake

Its really cheap fake

Don't let Doojie feed that to YOU!

Edited October 9, 2006 by RumRunner

[doojable]

Ok all y'all come on down

Drive or fly in to Houston town

We need you to eat

All this barbecued beef

And to pass all the cheesecake around

[dmiller]

Uhmmmm -- who ARE the *judges* in this BRC??

(Bragging Rights (for) Cheesecake???)

:unsure:

Edited October 10, 2006 by dmiller

[doojable]

dmiller wants to judge

we need to give him a nudge

we want him here

lets raise up a cheer

oh david we'll even have fudge!

[dmiller]

If I come yer gonna need pies.

Some pizza sent down from the skies.

With Pineapple upon it

Canadian Bacon to complement,

And everyone giving high fives!

;)

[doojable]

Sigh.... some people never learn! <_< <_< <_<

[Jbarrax]

Dooj and Rummy, You guys are a hoot. :)

Re; "Cackle and OInk" Yes I thought the same thing when I saw it. 'What a dive!" But hey the food's pretty good, so what's in a name? It's a classy joint though. The wall to the restrooms is covered in graffitti and there are signed dollar bills pinned to the ceiling. :-)

Edited October 10, 2006 by Jbarrax

[doojable]

On Ex's walls we won't be a-writing

And the pineapple we will be a-hiding

J and wife on their way

No Greek word will we say

As Shiner Bock we will be imbibing

[templelady]

Come and listen to a story about a girl named Mo

A bold Alaskan for Texas Bar-be-Que would go

Then one day she was at The Cafe

And there in the posts she found her a way

ex10 that is, cheesecake, what a spree!

Well the first thing you know ol' Mo a ticket's got

Said "South is the way for something hot!"

So the Woodlands is the place I'm gonna be

November 4th for everyone to see

Texas that is

Friends galore, Bar -be-Que

Edited October 10, 2006 by templelady

[Jbarrax]

priceless.

But the Beverly Hillbillies were from Tennessee, not Texas :)

Edited October 11, 2006 by Jbarrax

[ex10]

Gosh, ok, I confess, to being from TN, borned and raised.

[Ca_dreaming]

Check out this website, wholesale.moo-oink.com/order

This is what us northerners get to deal with up yonder, for our BBQ's.

Click on MOO TV for your entertainment pleasure.

Well as usual I do not know how to get you to click on the site. Can any one help. It sure would be appreciated, Thanks.