ex70sHouston Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up. ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns on his bedside lamp to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this several time, but only for a very short time before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused. Assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking your cloths off?". His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay". the husband says, "No, not at all". The wife asks angrily, "Well what the hell were you doing then?". The husband says, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Geez! What a Teaser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Speed Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Oh SNAP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 He should be thankful it was a paperback. Those big hard bound editions could leave a heck of lump on a guy's noggin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafariVista Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 :huh: who is THAT guy? Certainly isn't my husband! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeAtLast Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 That's just Wrong!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolchef Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 i will try that tonite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolchef Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 tried it last night black eye today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeAtLast Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 serves you right CoolChef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafariVista Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 tried it last night black eye today! Can you share a picture of your blackened eye? oh, and what was it blackened with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex70sHouston Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 My son just read this and made the comment "I woudn't do that to a book". He quicky recovered and said thats not what I ment. "It's gross" I'm just glad his mom wasn't around because she would kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeAtLast Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 How old is your boy? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex70sHouston Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 He's 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeAtLast Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Oh, scared me there for a minute. At least he's an adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lori
Geez! What a Teaser!
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Brother Speed
Oh SNAP!!!
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waysider
He should be thankful it was a paperback.
Those big hard bound editions could leave a heck of lump on a guy's noggin.
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SafariVista
:huh: who is THAT guy?
Certainly isn't my husband!
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FreeAtLast
That's just Wrong!!!
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coolchef
i will try that tonite!
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coolchef
tried it last night black eye today!
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FreeAtLast
serves you right CoolChef
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SafariVista
Can you share a picture of your blackened eye?
oh, and what was it blackened with?
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ex70sHouston
My son just read this and made the comment "I woudn't do that to a book".
He quicky recovered and said thats not what I ment. "It's gross"
I'm just glad his mom wasn't around because she would kill him.
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FreeAtLast
How old is your boy? lol
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ex70sHouston
He's 21
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FreeAtLast
Oh, scared me there for a minute. At least he's an adult.
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