Abigail Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Fine - this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing - This si the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine." Go Ahead - this is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sighmeans she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'nothing'. That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistkae. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. Whatever - It's a woman's way of saying you'r an a** *ole! Example: "Nothing" is wrong. "Go ahead", it's "fine with me. I'll be done in "five minutes." "Loud Sigh". "Whatever", "that's Okay", "thanks". translation - Yes something is wrong and I dare you to (fill in the blank), now just shut up. I'll be done in half an hour. a** *ole, I promise you'll pay, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topoftheworld Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 LOL! Rumor has it these same phrases are used by any and all teenagers, with the same resulting translation. (Replace a-h with whatever word is popular at the moment.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Abigail - thank you for your excellent translation work!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suda Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Thanks for the chuckle. Suda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
templelady Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 (edited) Yes??--It means no, I really don't want to come outside for the umpteenth time to see your new manifold gaskets Honey--Means I just reaaly s@#$%#%wed this up but if you are smart you won't mention that Dear--- Means you are on the verge of making a complete fool of yourself--please stop now Edited September 27, 2006 by templelady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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topoftheworld
LOL!
Rumor has it these same phrases are used by any and all teenagers, with the same resulting translation. (Replace a-h with whatever word is popular at the moment.)
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Thanks for the chuckle.
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Yes??--It means no, I really don't want to come outside for the umpteenth time to see your new manifold gaskets
Honey--Means I just reaaly s@#$%#%wed this up but if you are smart you won't mention that
Dear--- Means you are on the verge of making a complete fool of yourself--please stop now
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