What is with the PROMISED LAND bologna? Enough of this already... how VERY embarrassing These posters hanging on people's living room walls. A GREAT BIG sign to let the neighbors KNOW they‘re in a cult.... PLEASE STOP THIS!!!
Actually, Belle, the Decade of Prevailing is the name of this here ten years. Decade of Victory is so 90's. I think the one before that was the Decade of Word Over The World. or something.
On the bright side, there is no "Century of Service", or "Millinium of Manifesting all nine all the time."
Well, they are least MENTIONING Jesus Christ.... The one thing that started to get me though was they only wanted the POWER to do what Jesus Christ did. Where is the RELATIONSHIP with Jesus Christ (OOPS forgot you are not even allowed to talk to him--can't have much of a relationship then can you?)
You're absolutely right Penguin...they don't talk to him because he's "absent". They also don't allow him to be the head of the body because they have replaced him with a mean spirited lesbian administrator...
...but hey, they "walk in his steps" dontchaknow...twi is to Christianity what Jack Kevorkian is to physical restoration.
You're absolutely right Penguin...they don't talk to him because he's "absent". They also don't allow him to be the head of the body because they have replaced him with a mean spirited lesbian administrator...
...but hey, they "walk in his steps" dontchaknow...twi is to Christianity what Jack Kevorkian is to physical restoration.
Another new one for me - they don't even MENTION Jesus Christ? So when they pray does it close with "in the name of a 5 D cell vibe name destroyer I thank you for deliverance?"
If I remember correctly (Lord knows, I've tried to forget) the 90s was the "Decade of Victory." I guess since I never finished Numbers in Scripture I wouldn't know that a decade is 16 years.
Maybe it really should be...
"The Promised Land of the Prevailing Word: Walking in the steps of Jesus Christ by throwin' LCM's adulterous a*s out!"
More like a series of them, at least once a day for six months, along with a two week Parasite Cleanse, Liver Cleanse and some ear candling sessions to get all the junk out
All of this followed by serious fasting and prayer... then, maybe some good will begin to emerge
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GrouchoMarxJr
Perhaps a more fitting theme for this year would be:
"The Promised Land of our Lavish Lifestyle: New Marketing Techniques to Cover our Tracks and Increase our Revenue"
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Belle
It would be more honest, at least.
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likeaneagle
Remember Belle it was "The Decade Of Victory"
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Belle
:blink: We've got four more years of that long tag line? I forgot! Thank GAWD I don't have to read or listen to that all time any more.
Then, I stand corrected. The new theme is:
Decade of Victory: The Promised Land of the Prevailing Word: Walking in the Steps of Jesus Christ
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doojable
Promises! Promises? We don't need their stinking promises!
OK I'll try to behave now - NOT!
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mstar1
Thats rich
I remember when the 80's were the decade of Word Over the World
that turned out to be the decade when the 'ministry' dwindled by about 90%
I dont know what the 90's were..
anyone know? Entering The Promised land maybe ?
Try the decade of Entering The Court House of disgrace...that might be better
It usually goes opposite of what they declare it to be, so if they declare victory -they could be going down in flames for the final count
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RumRunner
Nice Belle - does "walking in the steps of Jesus Christ" mean all the dolts get crucified?
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krys
Too bad they really don't "Walk in the Steps of Jesus Christ". If they did - - there would be no contest here.
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ChasUFarley
Think about it...
DECADE OF VICTORY
Victory?
Over WHAT?
What enemy did they eliminate?
What war did they WIN?
They're breaking their arm to pat themselves on the back, and they couldn't answer WHY!
That "Decade of Victory" crap always irritated me... like sand in my bathingsuit...
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SafariVista
What is with the PROMISED LAND bologna? Enough of this already... how VERY embarrassing These posters hanging on people's living room walls. A GREAT BIG sign to let the neighbors KNOW they‘re in a cult.... PLEASE STOP THIS!!!
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Tom Strange
wasn't this already done?
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Actually, Belle, the Decade of Prevailing is the name of this here ten years. Decade of Victory is so 90's. I think the one before that was the Decade of Word Over The World. or something.
On the bright side, there is no "Century of Service", or "Millinium of Manifesting all nine all the time."
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lindyhopper
So does this mean the "Decade of Dictatorship" is over?
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likeaneagle
so sorry..I think your right..I think the Decade of Victory was 90's..I left in 99 so that makes sence..whoops..So are they Victorious?
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Well, they are least MENTIONING Jesus Christ.... The one thing that started to get me though was they only wanted the POWER to do what Jesus Christ did. Where is the RELATIONSHIP with Jesus Christ (OOPS forgot you are not even allowed to talk to him--can't have much of a relationship then can you?)
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GrouchoMarxJr
You're absolutely right Penguin...they don't talk to him because he's "absent". They also don't allow him to be the head of the body because they have replaced him with a mean spirited lesbian administrator...
...but hey, they "walk in his steps" dontchaknow...twi is to Christianity what Jack Kevorkian is to physical restoration.
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RumRunner
Another new one for me - they don't even MENTION Jesus Christ? So when they pray does it close with "in the name of a 5 D cell vibe name destroyer I thank you for deliverance?"
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templelady
No talking to Christ
and If what is in your Bible (ie what God says)
disagrees with the present truth (what the MOG or is it WOG??? says God says)
Then God is wrong, or misquoted, or mistranslated, or unclear in light of the clear verses or....
Yup--sounds like a sure recipe for success
Just not a recipe for successful Christianity
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CompletelyComplete
If I remember correctly (Lord knows, I've tried to forget) the 90s was the "Decade of Victory." I guess since I never finished Numbers in Scripture I wouldn't know that a decade is 16 years.
Maybe it really should be...
"The Promised Land of the Prevailing Word: Walking in the steps of Jesus Christ by throwin' LCM's adulterous a*s out!"
:blink:
Yeah, sounds 'bout right.
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dmiller
Pick a set of words. Declare it as a *theme*.
Let's see --- I've got some ROA tapes here, with the *theme* of some of those ROA's.
1977 --- Healing
1978 --- The Hope
1981 --- God's call to Love
1984 --- Reaching the World with the Word: Living Epistles
Woops!!! I seem to be missing a year or three here.
Guess I need to get my *believing* back in order, eh?
Regardless --- NOT MUCH (if any) of the above happened, during the year it was *proclaimed*.
(Just my IMO --- YMMV)
Words are cheap, and slogans are a dime a dozen.
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GrouchoMarxJr
...And if I'm not mistaken, 1976 was "Go stand and speak"...the year I went WOW...
we stood and we spoke...and the dollars rolled in...pour me another glass of drambuie please.
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outandabout
They need a colon cleanse.
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SafariVista
More like a series of them, at least once a day for six months, along with a two week Parasite Cleanse, Liver Cleanse and some ear candling sessions to get all the junk out
All of this followed by serious fasting and prayer... then, maybe some good will begin to emerge
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