Name that TV Show [EZ quotes only]

[WordWolf]

"What do you expect? Einstein? Freud? Buddha? Sorry Joe, I'm just a guy."

"Sooner or later, everyone comes to Joe's."

"You don't understand- I am the End of Time!"

"You're history."

"Sometimes in life you have to do more than just watch."

"You won't let me change, you know that? You really expect me to steal."

"I expect sharks to bite too. Don't take it personally."

"Just because I don't like to fight, doesn't mean that I can't."

"You ever had it bad for an older woman?"

"Well, the situation hasn't come up recently."

"Did you really kill all those people?"

"Yes, is that what you to hear? Killing was all I knew, is that what you want to hear?"

"It's enough."

"No, it is not enough. I killed, but I didn't just kill fifty, I didn't just kill a hundred. I killed thousands. I killed ten thousands.

And I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because I liked it.

Cassandra was nothing, her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? Death! Death. Death on horse!

When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare

that kept them awake at night. Is that was you want to hear? Than the answer... is yes. Oh, yes."

"Mac, I'm alive."

[WordWolf]

"What do you expect? Einstein? Freud? Buddha? Sorry Joe, I'm just a guy."

"Sooner or later, everyone comes to Joe's."

"You don't understand- I am the End of Time!"

"You're history."

"Sometimes in life you have to do more than just watch."

"You won't let me change, you know that? You really expect me to steal."

"I expect sharks to bite too. Don't take it personally."

"Just because I don't like to fight, doesn't mean that I can't."

"You ever had it bad for an older woman?"

"Well, the situation hasn't come up recently."

"Did you really kill all those people?"

"Yes, is that what you to hear? Killing was all I knew, is that what you want to hear?"

"It's enough."

"No, it is not enough. I killed, but I didn't just kill fifty, I didn't just kill a hundred. I killed thousands. I killed ten thousands.

And I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because I liked it.

Cassandra was nothing, her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? Death! Death. Death on horse!

When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare

that kept them awake at night. Is that was you want to hear? Than the answer... is yes. Oh, yes."

"Mac, I'm alive."

"As long as I can remember knowing you, you've had all the fun and most of the good women.

"Lately."

"Lately?"

"That's what I said."

"What are you talking about?"

"Well, I seem to remember that girl in London. The red head. Healthy girl. "

"Come on. That was nearly one hundred and sixty years ago.

"That's what I said. Lately."

""Just how old are you? Are you a Christian, or do you paint yourself blue and bay at the moon?"

[GeorgeStGeorge]

"Highlander"?

George

[WordWolf]

"Highlander"?

George

Right.

Joe Dawson was a Watcher, and had a bar, "Joe's."

Richie Ryan always called Duncan MacLeod "Mac".

Amanda had been a thief for centuries.

Most of the other quotes referenced their ages, and included a few exchanges

from some of the better-known episodes. The one about the good times and

women was from "the Gathering", and was between Connor and Duncan

(Lambert and Paul, of course, both acting in the series premiere.)

[GeorgeStGeorge]

"I tell ya what you do...you just take them dang ol' spark plugs out...and that little hole...you just put a little oil around there...just like Bobby Unser said like it go BOOM...just like that."

"Well, I wish it were that easy, but I'll tell you what my truck needs -- leadership. Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Japan and vomited on their auto executives."

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, and you can't get on base without taking a swing."

"The pitcher could walk me, couldn't he?"

"Don't play lawyer-ball, son."

George

[now I see]

Is it the Jeff Foxworthy show?

[GeorgeStGeorge]

No. Similar humor, though.

George

[now I see]

Ok I'll take a swing, is it Rosanne?

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Nope.

"Beauty is an art. It's not something you can learn in school, like gym or study hall."

"Hey there, Bobby. I guess they found a cure for the cooties? Heh, heh, heh."

"I don't know. What are cooties?"

"Well, when I was a boy, that's what they called the germs you got from girls."

"Oh, you mean like chlamydia?"

"Huh?"

"Are you going to Joseph's party?"

"Nope. My Dad won't let me be around boys until after I'm married."

"I tell ya what you do...you just take them dang ol' spark plugs out...and that little hole...you just put a little oil around there...just like Bobby Unser said like it go BOOM...just like that."

"Well, I wish it were that easy, but I'll tell you what my truck needs -- leadership. Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Japan and vomited on their auto executives."

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, and you can't get on base without taking a swing."

"The pitcher could walk me, couldn't he?"

"Don't play lawyer-ball, son."

George

[now I see]

Married with Children?

[WordWolf]

When I read the latest set, I'm hearing them in the voices from "King of the Hill."

[GeorgeStGeorge]

WordWolf has it. Instead of the usual IMDb and TV.com quotes, I hit THIS treasure trove:

King of the Hill quotes

George

[WordWolf]

"Nice dress."

"Thank you. I saw it in a window, and I just couldn't resist it."

"He hates but one man: the man who stole his shoes."

"That's because there is no air in the windmills of your mind."

"He swallowed a live hand grenade. He has no internal organs."

"What's your favorite ice cream flavor?"

"Buffalo Ripple."

[Thomas Loy Bumgarner]

Carol Burnett?

[now I see]

Laugh In?

[WordWolf]

Carol Burnett?

Got it in one!

"Nice dress."

"Thank you. I saw it in a window, and I just couldn't resist it."

Carol Burnett's famous spoof of "Gone With The Wind"- with a dress made from curtains-

including the curtainrods!

"He hates but one man: the man who stole his shoes."

"That's because there is no air in the windmills of your mind."

Their spoof of Kung Fu- "Young Fool."

"He swallowed a live hand grenade. He has no internal organs."

"What's your favorite ice cream flavor?"

"Buffalo Ripple."

The Queen of England, and that soldier they were going to name the battleship after.

[Thomas Loy Bumgarner]

First quote was a dead give away. Going to let someone else post. Now returning to Hymns Forum/Thread.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Jumping in here.

"I would date her but there is a big age difference."

"Well think about it when you're 90..."

"I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference."

"No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old."

"All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for. "

"Wha... married?"

"Well, yeah, I think we should get married!"

"What? Because that's your answer to everything?"

George

[now I see]

Seinfeld?

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Nope. Right era, though.

"I can't wait to play with you all day, and to hear your first words."

[wide eyed] "Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?"

"He's talking to the baby."

"Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, 'I can't wait to hear your first words' I thought, 'Boy that's some trick!'"

"I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her."

"Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used."

"I would date her but there is a big age difference."

"Well think about it when you're 90..."

"I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference."

"No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old."

"All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for. "

"Wha... married?"

"Well, yeah, I think we should get married!"

"What? Because that's your answer to everything?"

George

[GeorgeStGeorge]

" If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."

"Hey, just so you know: it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T "happen to every guy, " and it IS a big deal!"

"I knew it!"

"I can't wait to play with you all day, and to hear your first words."

[wide eyed] "Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?"

"He's talking to the baby."

"Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, 'I can't wait to hear your first words' I thought, 'Boy that's some trick!'"

"I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her."

"Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used."

"I would date her but there is a big age difference."

"Well think about it when you're 90..."

"I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference."

"No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old."

"All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for. "

"Wha... married?"

"Well, yeah, I think we should get married!"

"What? Because that's your answer to everything?"

George

[WordWolf]

Ok, Rachel's shout and Chandler's "I knew it" makes this "Friends."

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Yes, it does. You're up, my man.

George

[WordWolf]

"Just tell him, 'Something suddenly came up.'"

"His name is George. George Glass."

"I'm not a snitcher. I just tell the truth."

"Why don't we just put it off until you decide which doctor?"

"At this point I'd SETTLE for a witch doctor."

[WordWolf]

"Just tell him, 'Something suddenly came up.'"

"His name is George. George Glass."

"I'm not a snitcher. I just tell the truth."

"Why don't we just put it off until you decide which doctor?"

"At this point I'd SETTLE for a witch doctor."

"Pork chops, and appleshauche. Isn't that just shwell?"