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"He will tire of you, like all the others."

"And if he does not?"

"You think you know a story, but you only know how it ends. To get to the heart of the story, you have to go back to the beginning."

"Is this not Mademoiselle Anne? Enchanté. His Eminence has told me all about you, but he did not tell me how beautiful you are. For a Frenchman, that is almost a crime."

"It would appear that the King's whore is the cause of all this. Why doesn't someone just -- get rid of her?"

"Qui tacet, consentire videtur."

George

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Just a wild guess since I haven't seen it, is it Showtime's The Tudors?(If right, the Doctor scores again and makes a hasty retreat by Tardis).

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Quit playing hit-and-run, TLB.

Post one.

George

TLB, the LAST THREE IN A ROW were answered by you.

We can overlook doing it ONCE, but you're DELIBERATELY not playing by the rules.

And we don't have many rules.

Basically, it's "don't look up the answer when you're trying to guess, and if you look it up,

you can't answer", and "the person who gets it right posts the next one."

All you have to do is pick a television show, and -from memory or from looking

it up online- find some quotes from it, and post them,

either longer quotes, or more shorter ones in sets,

with later quotes being more obvious.

If you're going to play, please play BY THE RULES like the rest of us.

You can see the rules are pretty painless....

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The reason that second quote resonated with me was that in the labs where I work, there are areas with yellow tape on the floor within which chemical goggles must be worn. Of course, any chemical incidents in the lab would stop where the tape is. :rolleyes: I usually refer to this as the "Les Nessman" safety rule!

Back this evening with a new show...

George

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"Why do you have so many children?"

"Well, I love my husband very much.

"Hey, I enjoy a good cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

"May I kiss your wife?"

"That would have to be over my dead body."

"Have it your way. Fenneman, get the gun!"

George

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No other takers, so I'll try again.

"What is it that no one wants to have yet no one wants to lose?"

"A lawsuit!"

"Did you hear about Greta Garbo? She dreamed one night she sprinkled 6 boxes of grass seed in her hair, and woke up moaning: 'I vant to be a lawn!'"

"Give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help!"

"In prison? This I do not believe. No, you must PAY for what you did to me, for forcing me to live like this."

George

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No other takers, so I'll try again.

"What is it that no one wants to have yet no one wants to lose?"

"A lawsuit!"

"Did you hear about Greta Garbo? She dreamed one night she sprinkled 6 boxes of grass seed in her hair, and woke up moaning: 'I vant to be a lawn!'"

"Give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help!"

"In prison? This I do not believe. No, you must PAY for what you did to me, for forcing me to live like this."

George

The "Batman" television show, the Adam West/Burt Ward one.

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"How can you call him handsome, with those bugged out eyes and hairy legs?"

""You've got a fly on the lens."

"Did you get any of 'em?"

"Two- a flatfoot and a private eye. I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye."

"Why did the French send Marie Antoinette to sharp blade of the guillotine?"

""To scrape the barnacles off her hull!"

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"How can you call him handsome, with those bugged out eyes and hairy legs?"

""You've got a fly on the lens."

"Did you get any of 'em?"

"Two- a flatfoot and a private eye. I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye."

"Why did the French send Marie Antoinette to sharp blade of the guillotine?"

""To scrape the barnacles off her hull!"

"I want the names to be unique and euphonious.

"Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl."

"How about 'Phillip' if it's a boy..."

"..and 'Morris' if it's a girl?"

"Oh, you study numerology?"

"Of course."

"I'm a 1."

"I'm a 3."

"Ah, I'm a 5."

"We're all odd, aren't we?"

"What's your baby's name?"

"Cheddar...ah, Chester!"

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"How can you call him handsome, with those bugged out eyes and hairy legs?"

""You've got a fly on the lens."

"Did you get any of 'em?"

"Two- a flatfoot and a private eye. I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye."

"Why did the French send Marie Antoinette to sharp blade of the guillotine?"

""To scrape the barnacles off her hull!"

"I want the names to be unique and euphonious.

"Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl."

"How about 'Phillip' if it's a boy..."

"..and 'Morris' if it's a girl?"

"Oh, you study numerology?"

"Of course."

"I'm a 1."

"I'm a 3."

"Ah, I'm a 5."

"We're all odd, aren't we?"

"What's your baby's name?"

"Cheddar...ah, Chester!"

"I am Chief of Royal Franistanian Police-'Am Jan Zanidu.'"

"What is a senator's term of office?" "The sap runs every 2 years."

"We may have to remove her Zorch."

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"How can you call him handsome, with those bugged out eyes and hairy legs?"

""You've got a fly on the lens."

"Did you get any of 'em?"

"Two- a flatfoot and a private eye. I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye."

"Why did the French send Marie Antoinette to sharp blade of the guillotine?"

""To scrape the barnacles off her hull!"

"I want the names to be unique and euphonious.

"Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl."

"How about 'Phillip' if it's a boy..."

"..and 'Morris' if it's a girl?"

"Oh, you study numerology?"

"Of course."

"I'm a 1."

"I'm a 3."

"Ah, I'm a 5."

"We're all odd, aren't we?"

"What's your baby's name?"

"Cheddar...ah, Chester!"

"I am Chief of Royal Franistanian Police-'Am Jan Zanidu.'"

"What is a senator's term of office?"

"The sap runs every 2 years."

"We may have to remove her Zorch."

""I got the golbloots from a booshoo bird?!"

""Have you been married to this woman for 15 years?"

"Yes."

""And they call ME Superman."

""Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 200 soles were lost!"

"I got wind of it!"

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