I'm glad you got it, Raf. That was the only quote I could actually find on the internet. I was going to wing it from memory with this:
"There are three reasons I take a case. Sometimes, it's for the money. Sometimes, it's because the case is interesting. Sometimes it's because I'm sure the client is innocent."
"For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... 'Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!' I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?"
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"Vivian, you are so naive. You would believe Will if he told you that he were some big rap star, whose album just went platinum."
........., I got a problem. Do you know a reporter named Phil Gum from Action News?
I don't watch the news. I make it.
So what's the problem?
He chose you!
Why me?
Because, on paper, you have a perfect arrest record. You have put over a thousand men behind bars. God knows if any of them are guilty of anything!
They look guilty to me.
You don't seem to understand the point of my dilemma. I've been fighting with city hall for over two months now. They're talking about making cutbacks! The mayor is threatening this entire department! Do you understand what I'm saying?
You want me to kill the mayor?
No! I'm saying this report will help us or hurt us. It could be good PR or bad PR. I'm ordering you to act responsibly!
Don't worry captain. Me and my one-man band will give them a little wholesome family entertainment!
"Let’s go! I know what happened. Hey! If there’s going to be any bitch slapping on this team, I’ll do it. Clear? Good. Now shake hands. Shake. There we go. That wasn’t so tough. Was it? Now how about a little hug? Big buddy hug. Come on. Now a deep tongue kiss. (Both women hit him) Now we feel better."
"This is so embarrassing! Okay, in my defense, what self-respecting drug dealer cuts his cocaine with potassium cyanide?"
"Obviously one that doesn't care about repeat business."
"You came all the way down here to see me in my court suit!"
"No..."
"You totally did!"
"No, I did not..."
"Your mouth lies but your red ears are telling the truth!"
"Well, the psychiatrist examined him and is worried for his mental health."
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me."
"Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women."
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Raf
Wow. This one's been dormant for a while... "Uh I've just been handed a news flash. The word "Canada" is unrhymeable. It's easier to - I don't know - get drunk and try to climb a bull
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm glad you got it, Raf. That was the only quote I could actually find on the internet. I was going to wing it from memory with this:
"There are three reasons I take a case. Sometimes, it's for the money. Sometimes, it's because the case is interesting. Sometimes it's because I'm sure the client is innocent."
Go, Raf.
George
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"For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... 'Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!' I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?"
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"Vivian, you are so naive. You would believe Will if he told you that he were some big rap star, whose album just went platinum."
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GeorgeStGeorge
I think this one is royally easy, but I'll get some fresh air before answering.
George
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Raf
You're a real prince, George.
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GeorgeStGeorge
A count, actually.
George
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wasway
Quit it!!!!
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All right, already. "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
I don't know if this one's been done.
"There isn't a body."
"There's no body?"
"There's no body."
"There's ALWAYS a body!"
George
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"Now, take me to your leader. Or, lead me to your taker."
"There isn't a body."
"There's no body?"
"There's no body."
"There's ALWAYS a body!"
George
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krys
Please give us another clue while I look for my pointy hat.
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GeorgeStGeorge
If this doesn't give it away, the next one will:
"Always keep your bowler on in time of stress, and watch out for diabolical masterminds."
"Now, take me to your leader. Or, lead me to your taker."
"There isn't a body."
"There's no body?"
"There's no body."
"There's ALWAYS a body!"
George
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hiway29
the Avengers ?
John Steed and Mrs Peel-not Captain America and Iron Man
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GeorgeStGeorge
Indeed. My next clue would have been even more obvious: "We're needed."
Go, hiway!
George
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hiway29
I'm pretty busy at the moment. If anyone has one go ahead.
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wasway
Here one to ponder while hiway busys
........., I got a problem. Do you know a reporter named Phil Gum from Action News?
I don't watch the news. I make it.
So what's the problem?
He chose you!
Why me?
Because, on paper, you have a perfect arrest record. You have put over a thousand men behind bars. God knows if any of them are guilty of anything!
They look guilty to me.
You don't seem to understand the point of my dilemma. I've been fighting with city hall for over two months now. They're talking about making cutbacks! The mayor is threatening this entire department! Do you understand what I'm saying?
You want me to kill the mayor?
No! I'm saying this report will help us or hurt us. It could be good PR or bad PR. I'm ordering you to act responsibly!
Don't worry captain. Me and my one-man band will give them a little wholesome family entertainment!
..............., put that gun away.
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Sledge Hammer"?
George
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wasway
I didn't think any one would remember Sledge,, What a great show!
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Far too short-lived (like many of my favorite shows).
"Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women."
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WordWolf
For "Sledge Hammer", I would only have recognized one quote:
"Trust me-I know what I'm doing."
Even the one-shot comic book used that line- and put it on the cover, as well.
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"Well, the psychiatrist examined him and is worried for his mental health."
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me."
"Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women."
George
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"This is so embarrassing! Okay, in my defense, what self-respecting drug dealer cuts his cocaine with potassium cyanide?"
"Obviously one that doesn't care about repeat business."
"You came all the way down here to see me in my court suit!"
"No..."
"You totally did!"
"No, I did not..."
"Your mouth lies but your red ears are telling the truth!"
"Well, the psychiatrist examined him and is worried for his mental health."
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me."
"Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women."
George
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WordWolf
Wait, that sounded familiar. I may have seen this.
"Law & Order?"
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GeorgeStGeorge
Reasonably close, but no. (It's not ANY of the L&A shows.)
George
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"Let’s go! I know what happened. Hey! If there’s going to be any bitch slapping on this team, I’ll do it. Clear? Good. Now shake hands. Shake. There we go. That wasn’t so tough. Was it? Now how about a little hug? Big buddy hug. Come on. Now a deep tongue kiss. (Both women hit him) Now we feel better."
"This is so embarrassing! Okay, in my defense, what self-respecting drug dealer cuts his cocaine with potassium cyanide?"
"Obviously one that doesn't care about repeat business."
"You came all the way down here to see me in my court suit!"
"No..."
"You totally did!"
"No, I did not..."
"Your mouth lies but your red ears are telling the truth!"
"Well, the psychiatrist examined him and is worried for his mental health."
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me."
"Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women."
George
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WordWolf
Still sounds like "Law and Order."
Is it one of the flavours of CSI?
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