Name that TV Show [EZ quotes only]

[Ca_dreaming]

.....Hey dad. Am I really in that much trouble?

..... Let me tell you something. Your mother and I go into the kitchen. You can go out and get in MY car. You can drive BACKWARDS to Coney Island, run over the hot dog man and TWO stop signs and you won't be in any more trouble than you are in now.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

I can think of a lot of shows where a Dad might say that to his kid, but none of them are set in New York.

"The Cosby Show"?

George

[Ca_dreaming]

Yes Sir.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

"Do you have disinfectant wipes?"

"Yes, I have 200."

"That should be enough."

"NO. IT ISN'T!"

George

[Ca_dreaming]

Monk

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Correct. (Monk was on the phone with a 911 operator helping him change a baby. "Is it number one or number two?" "Ahhhgh! It's number THREE!")

Go, Dreamy One.

George

[Ca_dreaming]

Silence, you mental midget.

[hiway29]

that sounds like Dr Smith berating the robot on' Lost in Space'

[Ca_dreaming]

How right you are.

[hiway29]

this one is probably too easy-

'I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill'

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Richie Cunningham sang that frequently on "Happy Days."

George

[hiway29]

I told you it was too easy

your turn George

[GeorgeStGeorge]

"You mean if I had never lived, my family would be this happy? The heck with that! I want to live!!!"

George

[Ca_dreaming]

Another clue, please!

[Ca_dreaming]

George.....Help

Perhaps,,,,, the Simpsons

Edited January 18, 2007 by Ca_dreaming

[GeorgeStGeorge]

This was not a cartoon.

"Pumpkin, what color is an orange?"

"What, no multiple choice?"

"You mean if I had never lived, my family would be this happy? The heck with that! I want to live!!!"

George

[hiway29]

the only 'Pumpkin' I know of is Kelly on 'Married With Children'

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Right you are, Hiwayman!

These quotes were from the parody of "It's a Wonderful Life." Al gets shocked by his Christmas lights and gets a visit from his angel (Sam Kinison). If he were dead, Peg would be the perfect wife; the kids were smart; and Peg had a handsome, successful husband. After all the grief they caused him, he wasn't about to let them have a "wonderful" life! To be sure everything was back to normal when he woke up, he told Peg to cook a roast, which she just laughed off. He asked Kelly the "orange" question. (Too be fair, she DID get the answer after a few minutes!) :D

George

[WordWolf]

I remember that now, they were the Jablonskis.

According to Bud, the smart Kelly was frigid, too.

I thought most people didn't pick up how funny that was.

(Well, I thought it was funny. Whatever.)

[hiway29]

"So this is the world of television"

"That's funny. It doesn't look like a vast wasteland."

[hiway29]

"So this is the world of televison"

"That's funny. It doesn't look like a vast wasteland"

"I wanna help her"

"Sure you do. I want to help Peter too. But I can't, He's a bird brain."

[hiway29]

I guess I've derailed this thread. I could add more examples, but really, how many shows with 'Peter' are there anyway ?

[Ca_dreaming]

Brady Bunch

[hiway29]

no-the other Peter

[WordWolf]

"Family Guy"?