Well, neither Desi Arnaz nor Ricky Ricardo were connected with either of those shows. Nowadays, it's actually easy to see episodes of "the Lucy Show". A few channels air them, and they're available as video on demand.
"Now do you think you can beat The Champ?" "I can take him blindfolded." "What if he's not blindfolded?" "I can still beat him."
"I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports of hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area, but I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters."
"Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
"Now do you think you can beat The Champ?" "I can take him blindfolded." "What if he's not blindfolded?" "I can still beat him."
"I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports of hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area, but I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters."
"Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
"There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I heard the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene."
"Cigarette?" "Yes, I know."
"It took me two weeks to find Stella's apartment. She had neglected to give me her address."
"Is this some kind of bust?" "Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions."
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Raf
Wow. This one's been dormant for a while... "Uh I've just been handed a news flash. The word "Canada" is unrhymeable. It's easier to - I don't know - get drunk and try to climb a bull
WordWolf
Not many Barneys, even fewer Otises.
"The Andy Griffith Show"?????
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GeorgeStGeorge
That's it. Otis would yell something from the jail cell, and the response would be "Pipe down, Otis!"
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WordWolf
I think this should be an easy one. I hope this crowd thinks so.
"Gotta catch 'em all!"
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GeorgeStGeorge
Apparently not so easy.
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WordWolf
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
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GeorgeStGeorge
OK. Must be Pokemon. Never watched it (or played it).
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WordWolf
It must be, and it is. Your turn.
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Poor, deluded child."
George
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WordWolf
I keep hearing that in Adam West's voice. Is this "Batman"?
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GeorgeStGeorge
Of course. Always addressing some misguided girl.
George
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WordWolf
"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
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GeorgeStGeorge
Eh-guh-guh-guh-guh Popeye.
"You got some 'splainin' to do!"
George
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WordWolf
Ricky Ricardo to his wife. He Loved Lucy. That was on "I Love Lucy."
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GeorgeStGeorge
It was. Not "The Lucy Show" or "Here's Lucy."
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Well, neither Desi Arnaz nor Ricky Ricardo were connected with either of those shows. Nowadays, it's actually easy to see episodes of "the Lucy Show". A few channels air them, and they're available as video on demand.
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"Now do you think you can beat The Champ?" "I can take him blindfolded." "What if he's not blindfolded?" "I can still beat him."
"I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports of hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area, but I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters."
"Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
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"Now do you think you can beat The Champ?" "I can take him blindfolded." "What if he's not blindfolded?" "I can still beat him."
"I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports of hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area, but I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters."
"Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
"There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I heard the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene."
"Cigarette?" "Yes, I know."
"It took me two weeks to find Stella's apartment. She had neglected to give me her address."
"Is this some kind of bust?" "Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions."
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GeorgeStGeorge
Police Squad?
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Police Squad! In Color!
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"Wonnerful, wonnerful! A-one and a-two and a-three!"
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WordWolf
Based on very vague memories, and some cartoon spoofs, I'm going with
"THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW."
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GeorgeStGeorge
That's it. Most parodies were actually pretty accurate.
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