With "Young Fool", the opening was a closeup on his feet as he walked barefoot through the desert, and Harvey Korman read the opening narration gravely. The last sentence was: "He hates but one man- the man who stole his shoes." At that point, his feet step into a bucket of water, which immediately begins steaming as he steps in it.
"I have the impression that we woke you about three-thirty this morning." "No, it was ten of four." "Did we say why?" "Uh, you said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin." "Did we?" "I was too sleepy."
"I have the impression that we woke you about three-thirty this morning." "No, it was ten of four." "Did we say why?" "Uh, you said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin." "Did we?" "I was too sleepy."
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
"I have the impression that we woke you about three-thirty this morning." "No, it was ten of four." "Did we say why?" "Uh, you said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin." "Did we?" "I was too sleepy."
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
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Wow. This one's been dormant for a while... "Uh I've just been handed a news flash. The word "Canada" is unrhymeable. It's easier to - I don't know - get drunk and try to climb a bull
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With "Young Fool", the opening was a closeup on his feet as he walked barefoot through the desert, and Harvey Korman read the opening narration gravely. The last sentence was: "He hates but one man- the man who stole his shoes." At that point, his feet step into a bucket of water, which immediately begins steaming as he steps in it.
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"I have the impression that we woke you about three-thirty this morning." "No, it was ten of four." "Did we say why?" "Uh, you said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin." "Did we?" "I was too sleepy."
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GeorgeStGeorge
Twilight?
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WordWolf
No. Was there really a TV show with that name?
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GeorgeStGeorge
I think I was thinking of The Vampire Diaries.
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"I have the impression that we woke you about three-thirty this morning." "No, it was ten of four." "Did we say why?" "Uh, you said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin." "Did we?" "I was too sleepy."
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
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GeorgeStGeorge
Fargo?
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No.
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"I have the impression that we woke you about three-thirty this morning." "No, it was ten of four." "Did we say why?" "Uh, you said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin." "Did we?" "I was too sleepy."
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
"Attention all personnel- incoming wounded."
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GeorgeStGeorge
See, now THAT's an "EZ quote."
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