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Name that TV Show [EZ quotes only]


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Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?

Ok.

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Max.

Max who?

Max wants to come in an' go crazy.

See, that's not funny because it's not really a joke.

It is if you know Max.

But I DON'T know Max.

If you did you'd be laughin'.

*****

"Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey..."

"It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery."

*****

"Folks, we'll paint your ceiling for only $19.95. Right. How do we do it? No overhead. When we're done, you'll have nothing overhead. You hire us, you have nothing in your head. We paint ceilings, ceilings, and only ceilings. We don't do floors 'cause they're beneath us."

*****

"There you go, that's our solar system."

"You forgot Uranus."

"Good NIGHT, everybody."

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Snoring, boring, the play is confusing

Lay back, way back, soon I will be snoozing...

****

Dough, some cash -- a wad of cash

Ray, a guy who fixes cars.

Me, the one who takes out the trash

Far, the distance to the stars.

So, a word that goes with "well"

LA, a city where we dwell

Tea, with honey it tastes swell

And that brings us back to...

Dough!

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"We're the Warner Brothers!"

"Like the studio?"

"Not really, but we don't have any choice..."

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner, the principal characters on "Animaniacs"-

along with Pinky and the Brain,

Goodfeathers,(pigeons that were "connected" and worked for the Godpigeon)

Mindy and Buttons, (a demented Lassie ripoff)

Rita and Runt (the musical numbers with a singing cat and slow-witted dog),

and a few others.

When they were dressed as Musketeers, they reminded Slappy Squirrel of a young

Yippy, Yoppey, and Yahooey.

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I was just coming back with another quote, too.....

Yes, that was a quote from the Argument sketch of

"MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS."

Go ahead, wasway, your turn.

You can post it right after you finish leaping from tree to tree as they float down

the mighty rivers of British Columbia.

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"Boy, if you don't put down that gun I'm gonna take it away from you and wrap it around your thick skull!"

"Pa, I'm powerful hungry! I ain't had but a couple or three breakfasts since mornin'"

"Do you know the difference between a table and an ottoman?"

"Sure I do."

"Then take your feet off the table!"

George

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On this land we put our brand,

Cartwright is the name,

fortune smiled, the day we filed the Ponderosa claim.

Here in the West, we're livin' the best,

if anyone fights any one of us,

he's got a fight with me.

(Bet you didn't know that there were lyrics)

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