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Ron G.
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Okay, I can't stand for JL and Suda to remain in suspense any longer, so here's a little sex-talk education:

Drapes = hair on head

Carpet = hair in a lower portion of the anatomy

People often refer to someone as being a natural blonde or redhead because "the drapes match the carpet." I thinik there are slight variations on this, but that's the gist.

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Thanks, Linda

What a education we receive here in the forums as well as in chat!

If it had said "I see she's a natural brunette" I would have gotten it, but it wouldn't have been as funny.

Thanks again for taking the time to enlighten me.

Suda

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You mean, we are actually talking about pubic hair? Oh man, did I REALLY miss that one! Carpet? I didn't know that prussy hair was called "carpet"! Oh where oh where have I been? Alaska I guess....Not that Alaskans have never heard of the term, but, I hadn't.....I guess I'm not as much of a bad boy as I thought.... :( :)

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Thanks for explaining that, Linda. I got it wrong too - I thought Tonto was putting a Twilight Zone spin on the caption. Something like - the old geezer was peering through the backside of the painting in some fourth dimensional way and was commenting on the decor of the artist's studio.....My bad...

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And now that I think of it, I just LOVE "laying carpet", ya know what I mean?..... :wink2:

Better watch it, Jonny - for remarks like that - you could get called on the carpet ..........hmmmmm - - well, just let the answering machine get it......

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HA! Called on the carpet...answering machine...I get it!

You know, there's so many ways you can go with this carpet/drapes thing. I mean, there's the drapes that are fahr-engine red, there are carpet types like berber or frieze...and of course there's steam-cleaning ...it boggles the mind.

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Rumor has it the reason for the Nicole Kidman/Tom Cruise break-up was Tom’s constant demand for special treatment. Nicole once complained to a close friend “It didn’t matter what time he came home - - he always expected me to roll out the red carpet.”

:dance: hey - doesn't this little guy on the left look like Tom Cruise in Risky Business ?

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so is "BIG OLE ED" so big he has his own zip code?

Did you mean zipper code?

I just know any second Pawtucket is gonna take this thread away.

.......Or at least give it a PG-13 rating.....

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