"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. He added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
I think his *prophecies* are directly related to whatever
fast food he ate that day, and caused both nightmares, and gas.
Whatever happened to *Thus Sayeth The Lord*????
Now it's --- *If I heard the Lord right about 2006*?????
What a BOZO -- he should re-name his show the 666 club. :unsure:
LOL! David, you might be onto something there! Someone needs to tell him that pizza before bed can do that to folks. ;)
What does he mean "IF"??? Someone making that much money and that much noise about having God's ear sure as heck shouldn't be having a problem understanding God, should he?? :unsure:
It doesn't surprise me one bit to see Robertson admit to the possability of global warming. A number of years ago our local and popular (Southern Baptist Preacher)did a sermon on organic living, it was quite good. It looks to me like some folks are just waking up from a long sleep.
America's coasts will be lashed with storms this year? ----------WOW----------there's some heavy revvy. Now if he had said this is the one and only year storms will NOT lash America's coasts then maybe one might think he's connected, DON'TCHA KNOW.
I'm more impressed by the the dude that'll stand on the beach and command the storm away than a shortsighted preacher warning of logical events based on her perceptions of current events.
A momentary flash of thought strikes the brain of "The Rattler":
"Ugh, maybe there's something to this fossil fuel stuff after all"
Seems rather anti-climatic after all those years working up to "The Apocalypse".
As if one's going to only now worry about recycling cans and bottles amidst trials of grass-hopping, men-headed scorpion critter descending from the clouds upon the shoulders of people and plunging their deadly stingers into their backs.
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Belle
Guess that means we're safe from any horrible weather-related disasters this year.
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Tom Strange
Gee... he's really going out on a limb there isn't he?
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I think his *prophecies* are directly related to whatever
fast food he ate that day, and caused both nightmares, and gas.
Whatever happened to *Thus Sayeth The Lord*????
Now it's --- *If I heard the Lord right about 2006*?????
What a BOZO -- he should re-name his show the 666 club. :unsure:
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Belle
LOL! David, you might be onto something there! Someone needs to tell him that pizza before bed can do that to folks. ;)
What does he mean "IF"??? Someone making that much money and that much noise about having God's ear sure as heck shouldn't be having a problem understanding God, should he?? :unsure:
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Verily verily I say unto thee this day ...
blah blah blah ...
thus saith the Lord
becomes
Maybe possibly I say unto thee this day (or maybe next year)
blah blah blah
thus saith the Lord (or I might be Satan)
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It doesn't surprise me one bit to see Robertson admit to the possability of global warming. A number of years ago our local and popular (Southern Baptist Preacher)did a sermon on organic living, it was quite good. It looks to me like some folks are just waking up from a long sleep.
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America's coasts will be lashed with storms this year? ----------WOW----------there's some heavy revvy. Now if he had said this is the one and only year storms will NOT lash America's coasts then maybe one might think he's connected, DON'TCHA KNOW.
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I'm more impressed by the the dude that'll stand on the beach and command the storm away than a shortsighted preacher warning of logical events based on her perceptions of current events.
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A momentary flash of thought strikes the brain of "The Rattler":
"Ugh, maybe there's something to this fossil fuel stuff after all"
Seems rather anti-climatic after all those years working up to "The Apocalypse".
As if one's going to only now worry about recycling cans and bottles amidst trials of grass-hopping, men-headed scorpion critter descending from the clouds upon the shoulders of people and plunging their deadly stingers into their backs.
Something's not quite right here.
Damn that "Rattler" - what's he up to now?
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Kevlar2000
Sounds like Pat has a "genuine spiritual suspicion" about what weather we're going to have this year.
Knowing there are people who hang on every word this nitwit says, I don't feel so bad about my involvement in the Way.
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ChattyKathy
genuine spiritual suspicion
hahahahahahahahahaha
followed by
genuine spiritual anger
oh how we ate that stuff up also
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