Shellon Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?">The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 (edited) Moses -- welcoming folks like that to Walmart --- ;) Edited August 3, 2006 by dmiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topoftheworld Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I wanna be a Walmart greeter when I grow up!!! (Hey, nothing wrong with aspirations, right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 That’s funny Shellon and Dmiller! You’ve inspired me to write: If Wal-Mart was in fact heaven Then that would make Kmart hell. I would be honored at the pearly gates to wish all shoppers well. But if perchance there cometh one who’s words with me gets smart, my grin will morph to a scowl As I say, “Well, you can just go to Kmart!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oilfieldmedic Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 T-Bone...you bring a tear to my eye...that was so lovely...what deep thoughts you have! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dmiller
Moses -- welcoming folks like that to Walmart ---
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topoftheworld
I wanna be a Walmart greeter when I grow up!!!
(Hey, nothing wrong with aspirations, right?)
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T-Bone
That’s funny Shellon and Dmiller! You’ve inspired me to write:
If Wal-Mart was in fact heaven
Then that would make Kmart hell.
I would be honored at the pearly gates
to wish all shoppers well.
But if perchance there cometh
one who’s words with me gets smart,
my grin will morph to a scowl
As I say, “Well, you can just go to Kmart!”
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oilfieldmedic
T-Bone...you bring a tear to my eye...that was so lovely...what deep thoughts you have! LOL
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