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Modern version: 'The Birds and the Bees'


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The modern version of 'The Birds and the Bees:

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find

out anyway.

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a

date via Email with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We snuck into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then

your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,

and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a

blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'.

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