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Ive never been a part of the way (witnessed or recruited, whatever word you may choose)

was as far as my involvment goes. i was totally turned off by my one time shot at joining

in 1987. my girlfriend at the time went head and heals over the spiel and left me because

of my refusals.............so much for "meaningful relationship"

since then i have tried a few different religions, a few sects, a few churches and my general conclusion

is that most, if not all of man's religion sucks. at least my parents taught me to be mindful of other's feelings and how to be tolerant of others life. i won't give you a list of every indescretion or screw-ups

commited by me, but if you allow me i will give you an "i like" list

1. honesty

2. beer

3. good music (all flavors)

4. walks on the beach

5. sunsets and sunrises (up for both most times)

6. good cookouts

7. good beer

8. real heart (as opposed to false care)

9. life........i take it as it comes

10. ice cold beer

that reminds me of something i was told a long time ago, if the beer* and food are good and tastey

you got nothing to complain about

*substitute soda or wine if desired

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God first

Beloved watersedge

God loves you my dear friend

open a cold beer and sat with us a while and hear the stories we may tell

order a pizza to eat while you read

but don't share you beer with the pizza girl she driving

thank you

with love of God and a holy spiritual kiss blowing your way Roy

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that reminds me of something i was told a long time ago, if the beer* and food are good and tastey

you got nothing to complain about.

Reminds me of a quote I heard from Robert Earl Kean, on Austin City Limits.

He was talking about how he *used to play folk music* --->>

But folk fans invited you over for a dinner of tofu, lentils, and herbal tea.

He switched to COUNTRY, when he realized that country fans --->>

offered you BBQQQQQQ, and WHISKEYYYYY instead!! :dance::dance:

I've tried the *tofu* churches, and the *whiskey* ones.

And whatever you have found right/ or not, for you -- works for me. :)

Glad to have you here.

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Well, I wasn't aware just how big them Dominos delivery routes are these days! Wow, rascal! You must really go thru a lot of gas each weekend, and no wonder they quit that deal where if the pizza isn't delivered within 30 minutes it's free!

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God first

Beloved allan w., Wayfer Not, and CoolWaters plus others

God loves us all my dear friends

I glad you all love me thanks its nice to be loved

I glad your laughing my arse off here but how do sat after that done

I hope you got more coffee

yes its mostly girls around 20 that bring the pizza's here in Ky

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

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i eat so much pizza that my papa john's pizza girl knows what day of the week

i order on what i want to eat :redface2: :unsure: :redface2:

Sudo howdja know my bedtime song????????? luv that song :love3::sleep1::sleep1:

if i knew how to put pictures in this post, i'd make a "beer and pizza run for us"

complete with year2027's pizza girl delivering the goodies

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Tops,

Re:"Sudo-where do you find those songs???"

Why, tut-tut!!! You should KNOW better! You've visited with us down below so you know these abilities are slowly learned while hanging out on the Nostalgia thread! Hints are given here and there as Nostalgiacs are ready to learn. So here's another effect of drinking beer with "just anybody". Click HERE!

And another thing, Tops.. best not to egg me on... you'll only get more links :biglaugh: !!! Hee-hee!

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Watersedge,

And since we're talking beer here....

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With

great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into

the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it

into the river."... And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it

into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, voice slightly trembling, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

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A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river."...

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,

"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Mmmmmmmm. Meebe t'is time to re-dedicate myself ---

and go get baptized (again) in the river! :biglaugh::spy:

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