A joke God told me

[year2027]

God first

A joke God told me

Beloved friends

God loves you all my dear friend

The other day I ask God for a joke and this is what he told me.

Warning ---- I can not prove God told me — Warning

After God had finish his new creation and made it the way he wanted, and form it the way He wanted

The devil said to the serpent Mr snake “do you see all God has made and the glory of it”

The snake said “I see it and this man is to rule over us and it”

The devil said “Let me possessed your body and give me control and I will play a joke on God”

Mr snake said “Ok”

Then the snake under the control of the devil went over to the blonde women name Eve

You know what the snake said and what Eve did and how God’s great creation that was perfect was corrupted by sin

Then outer darkness said to God “Look what a joke the devil has play on you”

God said “not to worry I had that plan in the bid the joke is on the devil because that possibility was cover in my bid”

Now this is a joke I believe God told me to lighten things up I added that Eve was blonde myself so if you do not like blonde jokes that was me not God

God just gave me the basic I had to put it in my words

have fun

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[Raf]

I hope God doesn't quit His day job.

[year2027]

God first

Beloved Raf

God loves you my dear friend

I believe God will not quit his day job anywere soon

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

PS God said it better than I could write it

[CoolWaters]

Roy you are one brave dude!!!!! :)

God is telling me His jokes all the time...and when I try to tell somebody else, I can never express it the way God expressed it to me.

Usually these things are 'inside jokes' that nobody else gets...but make me LMAO.

[year2027]

God first

Beloved CoolWaters

God loves you my dear friend

I glad God tells you jokes too

Yes when we put what God tells us in our own words it loses something

Then that I waited a week to share it

But I love it when God tells me jokes when I need them

but I enjoy sharing it

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[Kit Sober]

He keeps me laughing

This is one of my favorite subjects, because His punch line always tastes nice.

And of course it began for me with the classic, "have you caught anything?"

Dale Sides uses the story of he the Lord/Holy Spirit (I forget which) helped him with water baptism.

In order to go to a Bible class he really wanted to attend he was going to need to be water baptised (which, in twi eyes was a deep almost unforgivable sin).

Dale was musing the issue in the shower and He said something like "it's less painful than circumcision."

The other day Fred and I were praying, and he prayed for me to be happy and enjoy life, and then he paused, "... and for it not to be dementia." That was really funny.

[year2027]

God first

Beloved Kit Sober

God loves you my dear friend

I loves your statment "This is one of my favorite subjects, because His punch line always tastes nice."

Yes I love God's punch lines

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy