New weight loss program certified to work

[Sudo]

A guy orders a 5 day/10 pounds weight loss

program. Three days later, he answers the knock on his

door and there stands a voluptuous 21 year old babe

dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes

and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as

a representative of the weight loss company. The sign

reads, "If you catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, the guy takes off

after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he

realizes he can't catch her and finally gives up the

chase.The same babe shows up for the next four days

and the same thing happens. He just can't catch her.

On the fifth day, he weighs and is pleased that he has

lost 10 lbs as promised!

He calls the company and orders their 5 day/20

pounds program. Three days later, there's a knock on

his door and there stands the most beautiful, sexy

woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing

nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her

neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me".

Well, he's after her like a shot! The woman is in

excellent shape and he finally realizes he can't catch

her. For the next four days, the same routine happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs and discovers that he has

lost another 20 lbs as promised!

He decides to go for broke and calls to order the

7 day/50 pounds program. "Are you sure?" asks the

representative on the phone. ?This is our most

rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I

haven't felt this good in years."

Three days later, he answers the knock on his door

and there stands Richard Simmons, wearing nothing but

pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that

reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!"

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[dmiller]

http://www.richardsimmons.com/welcome_richard.php

[markomalley]

Sudo,

Thanks a lot...

[Sudo]

Mark,

You know how it is... you get lots of joke e-mails, right? I do. But every now and then you see a real gem. Hee-hee!

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