Geez, Dooj - you need to review the Advanced Class material...the Illuminati are in everything - you know that! That's why years ago I got rid of every single light bulb in my home. Sure, I can't see what I'm doing - but neither can the Illuminati.
You mean the pyramid shaped hats made of aluminum foil aren't enough?
What am I going to do with all the ones I got?
Geez!
BTW - how does twi fit the sheep in the lightbulbs?
Well strictly speaking you would have to "screw out" before you screw in, which raises a whole other question. Any way you look at it you're screwed.
If the question was how many Grease Spotter's does it take to change a light bulb then I would reply with these remarks:
The Way-Brain Grease Spotter would say: "The bulb must renew it's filament"
The Zen Grease Spotter would say: "What is the true nature of the light bulb?"
The self-help Grease Spotter would say: "The light bulb has to want to change"
The Green Grease Spotter would say: "If you would use an LED bulb it wouldn't need to be changed for 10 years"
The Grease Spotter who likes to quote the bible would say: "Get thee behind me light bulb!"
The All-Nine-All-the-time Grease Spotter would say: "I'll minister healing to the light bulb"
The Apple Computer using Grease Spotter would say: "Called AppleCare and they sent me a replacement bulb then walked me through the steps on how to do it. Did you see the cool box it came in?"
The Dr. Phil fan Grease Spotter would say: "What makes you think that it's the light bulb that needs to change?"
The article settles once and for all the truth of screwing. I recommend it to anyone seriously considering a future in it. Although it actually deals with "bolts", there's a great deal of light being shed on the screw and how it's been confused with the bolt. This explains SO much. Obviously if someone attemtps to screw when a bolt is appropriate there's going to be trouble.
The difference is simple:
When he said he wanted to screw, she decided to bolt.
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doojable
You mean the pyramid shaped hats made of aluminum foil aren't enough?
What am I going to do with all the ones I got?
Geez!
BTW - how does twi fit the sheep in the lightbulbs?
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Linda Z
How many GSers does it take to screw in a lightbulb”
I’d say roughly 31:
1 to go get the ladder.
1 to tell him that the ladder isn’t tall enough.
3 to say, “Yeah, you need a taller ladder.”
1 to say, “Let me get out my measuring tape.”
1 to say, “How do I know your tape is accurate?”
2 to say, “His tape is perfect , quit attacking him!.”
3 to say, “He didn’t get attacked. Quit whining!”
1 to go to the store to buy a light bulb.
3 to go along with him and argue about the best route to the store and which store has the cheapest light bulbs.
1 to remind everyone that incandescent light bulbs are evil.
2 to opine that the “enviro-friendly” bulbs are more evil.
1 to climb up the ladder.
3 to warn him that the ladder is faulty and that he’ll fall, crushing everyone below.
2 to argue that gravity doesn’t exist, therefore he won’t fall.
5 to get into a debate about gravity vs. weightlessness.
1 to slip past the arguing crowd and screw in the darn light bulb.
Ta da! 31!
Humans are funny, aren’t we?!?
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rhino
That sounds right ... for da way corpse ... it only takes 2 or 3 ...
2 working light maintenance to see the bulb 40' above the podium
those two to get the tall weak ladder ...
one moron to hold the ladder .. one bigger moron to climb straight up ... with the ladder balanced by the other
one guitar man to show up ... say "oh my effin gawd" and help moron number one hold the ladder
I won't say which moron I was ... but I thank Dan Mor*n for his support ... LOL
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T-Bone
Don't be silly - I still use mine - ya just can't be too careful nowadays.
I dunno...but I think it's some kind of a lamb-stand with an on/off switch.
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Seth R.
Well strictly speaking you would have to "screw out" before you screw in, which raises a whole other question. Any way you look at it you're screwed.
If the question was how many Grease Spotter's does it take to change a light bulb then I would reply with these remarks:
The Way-Brain Grease Spotter would say: "The bulb must renew it's filament"
The Zen Grease Spotter would say: "What is the true nature of the light bulb?"
The self-help Grease Spotter would say: "The light bulb has to want to change"
The Green Grease Spotter would say: "If you would use an LED bulb it wouldn't need to be changed for 10 years"
The Grease Spotter who likes to quote the bible would say: "Get thee behind me light bulb!"
The All-Nine-All-the-time Grease Spotter would say: "I'll minister healing to the light bulb"
The Apple Computer using Grease Spotter would say: "Called AppleCare and they sent me a replacement bulb then walked me through the steps on how to do it. Did you see the cool box it came in?"
The Dr. Phil fan Grease Spotter would say: "What makes you think that it's the light bulb that needs to change?"
:)
Seth
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rhino
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
???????
You can unscrew a light bulb ...
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Twinky
Linda, you forgot the one who has the piece of string. Can't forget that!
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Linda Z
You're right, Twinky! Make that 32.
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doojable
What about 1 to turn off the light switch and another 1 to turn it back on?
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dmiller
One to change it, and an entire limb to ask "Did you do that by revelation"?
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HAPe4me
someone surely has a better way
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dmiller
Well -- the standing joke about how many banjo picker's does it take to change a light bulb is:
One to change the bulb: and 5 others who say:
Earl never did it that way!!
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T-Bone
How long does it take a Whirling Dervish to screw in a light bulb?
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Mark Clarke
The difference is simple:
When he said he wanted to screw, she decided to bolt.
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T-Bone
Maybe he acted like a nut...and she had second thoughts since they didn't have a washer.
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