SafariVista Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Part 1 Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. Author unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafariVista Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 Funny Sayings - Part 2 I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Author unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 What did the period say to the sentence? "End of the line, Buster." What did one vulture say to the other vulture? "I've got a bone to pick with you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasUFarley Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Having kids is like being pecked to death by a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suda Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oilfieldmedic Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I grew up in Lancaster PA...and I know how those road apples feel...yuk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SafariVista
Funny Sayings - Part 2
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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T-Bone
What did the period say to the sentence? "End of the line, Buster."
What did one vulture say to the other vulture? "I've got a bone to pick with you."
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ChasUFarley
Having kids is like being pecked to death by a duck.
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Suda
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
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oilfieldmedic
I grew up in Lancaster PA...and I know how those road apples feel...yuk!
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