Pineapple pizza doctrine

[year2027]

God first

Beloved All

God loves you all

Here I sat not in the dungeon of doctrine but in the attic of open.

While they have made me a bed in the dungeon I still like coming up here at times

While they have take out in the dungeon I still coming up here to the attic of open

maybe more of us dungeon EX-Way Ministry people will come out and look to see what is stored in the attic of open

and maybe some of you attic EX-Way Ministry people will come down to the dungeon for a piece of our Pineapple pizza and learn about the doctrine of Pineapple pizza

there a lot to learn about this new doctrine

D. Miller, Templelady, C.M. , Raf, and others can tell you about this new doctrine

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[templelady]

• Pizza is a holy food
  
• Certain toppings are more sacred than others
  
• Pineapple is one of the most sacred
  
• When deciding what toppings to use care must be taken to observe the context in which the pizza is to be served
  
• Pepperoni , while very popular, is for babes in the pizza
  
• the POP (Patriarch of Pizza) in our Mother in Pizza
  

Edited May 13, 2006 by templelady

[doojable]

Once you add pineappple its no longer a pizza.

Pineapple makes it some weird strange pizza wannabe that was invented by the media to lead us away form the truth.......

[year2027]

God first

Beloved templelady

God loves you my dear friend

I glad you are having fun too

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

God first

Beloved doojable

God loves you my dear friend

Yes it leads us away from Way doctrine

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[doojable]

Pineapple - Hawaiin, topical

Pizza - ITALIAN, EUROPEAN

do we really need a geography lesson?

[Radar OReilly]

OMG ROY-------------

You do realize what you just started RIGHT????

Omg...........WW3 ......is on the horizon..................

HIT THE DECK!!!!

ro

[dmiller]

UH-OH!!!!!

[GarthP2000]

((televangelist mode on))

Yes mah brethren, COME and HEAR of the Holy Pineapple Pizza doctrine. Nay, it isn't just a doctrine, but a way of LIFE, that shall set you free from the imprisonment of thinking that pizza shall ONLY have pepperoni, sausage, and extra cheese upon it. EXPAND your mind. RISE UP unto a new level of understanding, as a thick crust pizza dough riseth.

Pay no attention to that newspaper reporter, Raf who casts e-v-i-l thoughts and aspersions upon pineapple pizza. ... Its a Media Conspiracy, I tell ya!! :o

((televangelist mode off))

Now, who can really say that that isn't a pizza, hmmmm? (((slurp))) mmmMMMMMmmmmmm!!

[markomalley]

Extract from the menu from Ristorante Tosca, Roma (http://www.toscaroma.it/ilmenu.html)

Pizzeria

Pizza Marinara 4,30

(fresh tomato sauce, garlic origano)

Pizza Margherita 4,90

(fresh tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese)

Pizza Napoli 4,90

(fresh tomato sauce, mozzarella, anchovies)

Pizza Funghi 5,60

(mushrooms, fresh tomato sauce, mozzarella)

Pizza Funghi Porcini 8,20

(porcini mushrooms, mozzarella)

Pizza Funghi e Prosciutto 6,20

(mushrooms, cured parma ham)

Pizza Prosciutto 6,20

(cured parma ham, fresh tomato sauce, mozzarella)

Pizza Capricciosa 6,20

(ham, mushrooms, artichoke, eggs, mozzarella)

Pizza Rughetta, Bresaola, Parmigiano 6,20

(arugula, dried beef, parmesan cheese)

Pizza alla Burina 6,20

(sausage, mushrooms, eggs, mozzarella)

Pizza con Patate 5,60

(patatoes, mozzarella)

Pizza con Würstel 6,20

(wieners)

Pizza Fiori di Zucca 6,20

(pumpkin blossoms, anchovies)

Pizza Frutti di Mare 8,20

(seafood)

Pizza Quattro Formaggi 6,20

(with 4 kind of cheeses)

Pizza al Salmone e Rughetta 8,20

(salmon, arugula, mozzarella)

Pizza Hawaii 6,20

(pineapple, ham, mozzarella)

Pizza Lido 6,20

(tunna fish and onion)

Pizza con Cipolla 5,60

(mozzarella and onion)

Pizza Gorgonzola e Radicchio 6,20

(gorgonzola red lattuce)

Pizza Gamberi e Rughetta 8,20

(scrimps and arugola)

Pizza Bufala e Pachino 8,20

(bufala and pachino tomato)

My personal favorite is the arugola pizza. I like pumpkin flowers, but just not on pizza. Ananas is a far better topping, imho.

[doojable]

you all are sick

[markomalley]

you all are sick

Now just hang on young lady. You're not arguing with me. You're arguing with a pizzaria in Italy. I'd think a pizzaria in Italy would know what pizza is, and isn't.

After all, pizza is, after all, Italian food. Or so I thought...

[GarthP2000]

(sees Mark's posts about pizza topping in an Italian restaurant)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(thinking of elevationg Mark to Pineapple Pizza Sainthood)

[Raf]

This whole thread does not exist.

[doojable]

Romans! What do they know? They have been infiltrated by the enemy - the evil Dominoes!

You ask the Pope if he eats pineapple on his pizza... you'll get excommunicated!

Now if you really want pizza - go to Capo D'orlando Sicily and get the best stuff you've ever tasted - sans pineapple!

[year2027]

God first

Beloved doojable, Radar OReilly, dmiller, GarthP2000, markomalley, and Raf

God loves you all my dear friends

I see you all are having fun

thank you

its good to have fun

We can even have food fight

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[templelady]

Μόνο με τη διαίρεση της πίτσας μας μπορούμε σωστά να εκτιμήσουμε την αληθινή αξία του pinapple

Only by dividing our pizza correctly can we appreciate the true worth of pinapple

[dmiller]

Only by dividing our pizza correctly can we appreciate the true worth of pinapple

Pizza (to be understood correctly) must be *rightly divided*.

This understanding is in the slice;

in the context of the whole pie;

where it has been eaten before;

and to whom the pizza was delivered.

It hath been said ~~~~~

Man shall not live by bread alone, but also by the rightly divided Pizza of God;

and it hath been said also (Bullinger) ~~~~~

By their FRUIT ye shall know them.

By *working the pizza* (in it's slice, the whole pie, where it has been eaten before,

and to whom it has been delivered), one will come back to the one true Pizza of God,

and realize that Pizza of God (plus) Fruit (equals) Pineapple Pizza.

[year2027]

God first

Beloved templelady and DMiller

God loves you two

Yes a right dividing

and not how the Way Ministry saw to divide things they got all the money and we did all the work

While I am happy to give pawtucket a bigger slice I still want my slice

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[doojable]

Pizza (to be understood correctly) must be *rightly divided*.

This understanding is in the slice;

in the context of the whole pie;

where it has been eaten before;

and to whom the pizza was delivered.

It hath been said ~~~~~

Man shall not live by bread alone, but also by the rightly divided Pizza of God;

and it hath been said also (Bullinger) ~~~~~

By their FRUIT ye shall know them.

By *working the pizza* (in it's slice, the whole pie, where it has been eaten before,

and to whom it has been delivered), one will come back to the one true Pizza of God,

and realize that Pizza of God (plus) Fruit (equals) Pineapple Pizza.

David, David , David,

You have spent too much time in the Doctrinal basement along with some of these folks - your reasoning is sounding rather circular......Like someone we know....

[T-Bone]

Two newsworthy items: The Church of the Labor Day Calzones are talking about disbanding since they only have one day out of the year that gives them cause for celebration...And Our Lady of Perpetual Pasta clergy are up in arms over the Athletes of the Atkins video.

[GarthP2000]

your reasoning is sounding rather circular

Of course its circular. We're talking about pizza, which is round.

Edited May 13, 2006 by GarthP2000

[doojable]

Of course its circular. We're talking about pizza, which is round

Um Hello, I'm Mrs. Pun. Aren't you Mr Obvious......?

Edited May 13, 2006 by doojable

[templelady]

We who are of the household must stand firm against the wiles of the adversary. There is no protection outside of the walls of Pineapple Pizza. If you leave the safety of these walls you will be an olive slice before noon

[markomalley]

Romans! What do they know? They have been infiltrated by the enemy - the evil Dominoes!

You ask the Pope if he eats pineapple on his pizza... you'll get excommunicated!

Now if you really want pizza - go to Capo D'orlando Sicily and get the best stuff you've ever tasted - sans pineapple!

Oh, and by the way, let me EMPHASIZE that I don't LIKE pineapple on pizza.

My preferences are:

- White pizza with lots of garlic

- Arugola and eggplant

- Diavola

- Artichoke

- Quattro Formaggi

But my wife got addicted to the Pizza Hawaii while we lived in Italy. So, if I can have my eggplant pizza, who am I to say that she isn't eating pizza when she has a Hawaii pizza...

[Raf]

Dude, EGGPLANT?!?!?!

No wonder true Pizzianity is threatened with all these Pseudo-Pizza cults popping up all over the place.

Eggplant. Jeesh.