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MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

by samantha north

What exactly are you wearing right now?

a grey t shirt and a comfy pair of pants

What is your current problem?

it has been raining so I cant go running

What makes you most happy?

kailin jade

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

there are things i regret but everythin happens for a reason

Name something obvious about you:

i have curly hair

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

”so what” field mob and ciara

Any celeb you would marry?

llyod banks

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

paris hilton i think ?

Do you have a crush on someone?

crush ? naw

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

yes been a long time though

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

never been to a starbucks but we have panera bread and they have GREAT frozen mochas !

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

I got told alycia keys a few times

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

yah kailin likes them

Do you speak any other languages?

i know a few words in spanish

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

not yet

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

yes, a few

Do you ever watch MTV?

i love it

What's something that really annoys you?

fake foot people

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

sami

Current location:

michigan

Eye color :

hazel

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

not in a looong time

Do you get along with your parents:

as long as we don’t live together me and mom are cool

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

dad past away 9 years ago

Do you have any siblings:

yes, the best little sister in the hole world. her name is kelly and she is 10.

((((( kelly )))))

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:

mint choclate chip

Season:

summer

Shampoo/conditioner:

thermasilk

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower:

sum times

write on your hand:

not since grade school. we would write “I love ………. “

Call people back:

yes !

Believe in love:

i think so (you know who you are CFW )

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

left side

Have any bad habits:

pick my nose i hate having boogers.. have to have a clean nose

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

yes

Gotten stitches:

yes

Taken painkillers:

yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

that would be fun!

Been stung by a bee:

yes i think the one and only time was in 6th grade

Thrown up in a restaurant:

in the bathroom…. to many drinks

Sworn in front of your parents:

F#$@ yah

Had detention:

quite a few times and I had saturday school once ( do they still do that? )

Been sent to the principal's office:

yes

Been called a hoe:

just by jealous bitches

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

not that i am aware of

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

sean

What did it say:

happy easter

Person to call you:

charlie

Person you hugged:

kailin

Person you tackled?

shellys son anthony ( he won )

Thing you ate:

pasta i made for lunch

Thing you drank:

a lot of beer last night but today diet dr. pepper

Thing you said:

”take a nap lin, i love you “

Delete my answers and fill in your own and send it .. J

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

pajamas

What is your current problem?

I'm hungry and waiting for Sushi to finish cooking dinner

What makes you most happy?

My family

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

Yes and no. I have regrets, but my life has lead me to where I am, and I am happy where I am.

Name something obvious about you:

i have curly hair

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

Not listening to any

Any celeb you would marry?

Nope

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

an old friend

Do you have a crush on someone?

Sushi

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

yes

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Carmel Latte

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Stevie Nicks

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

Yeah, I love Veggie Tales

Do you speak any other languages?

i know a few words in spanish

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

No, but my kids have

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

yes,

Do you ever watch MTV?

nope

What's something that really annoys you?

bullies and closed minds

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

Mouse

Current location:

michigan

Eye color :

Brown

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

no

Do you get along with your parents:

mostly

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

Divorced since I was 8

Do you have any siblings:

Older brother, younger sister

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:

Carmel Praline

Season:

Spring/Fall

Shampoo/conditioner:

thermasilk or Pantene

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower:

no

write on your hand:

rarely

Call people back:

Sometimes

Believe in love:

yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

yes

Have any bad habits:

yes

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

no

Gotten stitches:

yes

Taken painkillers:

yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

no

Been stung by a bee:

yes

Thrown up in a restaurant:

no

Sworn in front of your parents:

only ONCE

Had detention:

no

Been sent to the principal's office:

yes

Been called a hoe:

yes

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

no

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

Sushi

What did it say:

I'll never tell ;)

Person to call you:

My sister

Person you hugged:

my son Jacob

Person you tackled?

my son Aaron

Thing you ate:

Pepper Steak and rice

Thing you drank:

coffee

Thing you said:

I told Sushi I'd be right back - then I got stuck doing this silly survey :D

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

jeans and a T shirt

What is your current problem?

it has been raining so I can't wash windows

What makes you most happy?

my family

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

no, I'd be afraid to

Name something obvious about you:

I'm fat

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

N/A

Any celeb you would marry?

naw

Name someone with the same birthday as you:

this kid whose mom my mom met in the maternity ward I forget his name

Do you have a crush on someone?

no

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

yes

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

their house blend and a muffin

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Tiny Tim(1971), Jon Lovitz(1987), Tommy Bolin(1973), and Mark Andes(1981)

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

all the time

Do you speak any other languages?

I SIT

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

no

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

yes

Do you ever watch MTV?

occasionally

What's something that really annoys you?

inconsiderate behavior in other people

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

Jonas, Tubby, Spence

Current location:

St. Louis

Eye color :

brown

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

not in a looong time

Do you get along with your parents:

no, they're dead

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

dead

Do you have any siblings:

yes, 2 older sisters and 1 brother

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:

vanilla

Season:

fall

Shampoo/conditioner:

N/A (bald)

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower:

I sing EVERYWHERE

write on your hand:

no

Call people back:

sometimes

Believe in love:

yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

right side

Have any bad habits:

a lot

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

yes

Gotten stitches:

yes

Taken painkillers:

yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

no

Been stung by a bee:

yes

Thrown up in a restaurant:

no, but I threw up on a girl's dress in the gym in 3rd grade during a school play

Sworn in front of your parents:

mom

Had detention:

yes

Been sent to the principal's office:

yes

Been called a hoe:

no

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

no

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

N/A

What did it say:

N/A

Person to call you:

my boss

Person you hugged:

my sweetiekins daughter

Person you tackled?

my son Phillip

Thing you ate:

a biscuit

Thing you drank:

coffee

Thing you said:

Phillip, come here, this will only take a second

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

Huge sweatshirt and jeans

What is your current problem?

I can only name one?

What makes you most happy?

My girls happy and Kailin laughing

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

yes I would have opened my mouth and spoke up ALOT more

Name something obvious about you:

I'm short

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

"I have never been unloved" by Michael W. Smith

Any celeb you would marry?

Denzel Washington

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

Ronald Reagan, Lorraine Yount

Do you have a crush on someone?

No

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

Absolutely!

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Large Raspberry Mocha

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Yes, Whoopie Goldberg

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

Sometimes w/ Kelly

Do you speak any other languages?

Yes

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

No

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

Yes

Do you ever watch MTV?

Just Cribs

What's something that really annoys you?

fake foot people and Liars

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

Mary

Current location:

At my desk

Eye color :

hazel

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

No

Do you get along with your parents:

Yes, my parents are wonderful!

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

Divorced

Do you have any siblings:

6 brothers ( 3 all my life, 4 came with step parents) 1 step sister

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:

Chocolate

Season:

Fall/Winter

Shampoo/conditioner:

Yes

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower

No

write on your hand

No

Call people back:

Depends

Believe in love:

Depends

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

I'm the only one in the bed, I can sleep anywhere I want

Have any bad habits:

Of course

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

yes

Gotten stitches:

No

Taken painkillers:

yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

No!!

Been stung by a bee:

yes

Thrown up in a restaurant:

Yes

Sworn in front of your parents:

Yes

Had detention:

Yes

Been sent to the principal's office:

yes

Been called a hoe:

just by jealous bitches

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

LOL yes

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

text me?

What did it say:

What did what say?

Person to call you:

Samantha

Person you hugged:

Kelly

Person you tackled?

My mom

Thing you ate:

Shrimp

Thing you drank

Hot tea

Thing you said

"I love you" to Samantha

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

Chantilly lace scrubs

What is your current problem?

Prescription for kids medicine didn't come in the mail today.

What makes you most happy?

Laughing with family and friends

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

I would never start smoking cigarettes

Name something obvious about you:

Big blue eyes

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

Quiet right now, no song playing.

Any celeb you would marry?

Sam Elliott

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

Never met anyone with same birthday, but I was born on Mother's Day

Do you have a crush on someone?

No

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

Of course

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Hot Chocolate, can't stand coffee

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Yes, Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

Yes, especially on holidays

Do you speak any other languages?

Yes, Spanish.

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

No, and no desire to. They are so ugly imo.

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

Yes, both my parents, and my grandparents.

Do you ever watch MTV?

Nope, no desire.

What's something that really annoys you?

Bitter people and Liars

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

Boo, Liddy Boo, Bookins, Lidikins Boodikins I Love Youdakins

Current location:

At my desk in my study

Eye color :

Blue

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

No

Do you get along with your parents:

Yes, I did, when they were alive. My dad was always my very best friend. And my mom was a hoot!

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

Married until death did they part.

Do you have any siblings:

2 older sisters, and 1 younger brother.

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:

Chocolate

Season:

Summer

Shampoo/conditioner:

Whatever the quantity bonus value pack is at the salon

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower

Sometimes

write on your hand

No

Call people back:

Usually

Believe in love:

Yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

The left side, or the one closest to the door, as hubby wants to side fartherest from the door

Have any bad habits:

Smoking

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

yes, my right knee cap (ouchers!) and ribs and toes

Gotten stitches:

Too many times

Taken painkillers:

yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

No

Been stung by a bee:

yes

Thrown up in a restaurant:

Yes

Sworn in front of your parents:

Yes

Had detention:

No

Been sent to the principal's office:

Yes

Been called a hoe:

just by my daughter, said it was a new "term of endearment". Don't like it.

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

Nope

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

My daughter, Ellen

What did it say:

Where she was in the Ole Miss Grove

Person to call you:

My daughter, Liz

Person you hugged:

My husband

Person you tackled?

Been so long ago, can't remember

Thing you ate:

Chick-Fil-A sandwich with mayo

Thing you drank

Coca cola

Thing you said

"Honey, are you sure you're alright? You seem angry." to husband

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

red t-shirt with the words outdoor backwoods with a moose on it and black tiny flowered comfy pants

What is your current problem?

personally I can't speak of it but work wise the system has a glitch and I'm in trouble with a deadline

What makes you most happy?

music by someone I enjoy and my new found hope in God

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

this falls to if I believe I could have altered it to change something so if I would not have ended up here then no I would change nothing

Name something obvious about you:

I'm a survivor

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

Dire Straits "Romeo and Juliet"

Any celeb you would marry?

No

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

Wyatt Earp

Do you have a crush on someone?

Mark Knopfler (of Dire Straits guitar and vocal)

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

Yes

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I like plain coffee so I haven't gone there

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

No

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

No

Do you speak any other languages?

No

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

No

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

yes, a few

Do you ever watch MTV?

I love it

What's something that really annoys you?

@ssholes

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

Kath

Current location:

Ohio

Eye color :

brown

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

not in a looong time

Do you get along with your parents:

I always have with mom but I do with dad now

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

divorced

Do you have any siblings:

my sister died at 39 and my brother at 43 (I have get heart-loss)

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:

I don't care for it

Season:

fall

Shampoo/conditioner:

Design Line 'Olive Oil'

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower:

nearly always

write on your hand:

never have

Call people back:

Yes

Believe in love:

ABSOLUTLEY

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

stage side it would be left but normally it would be right

Have any bad habits:

one I'm working on yes

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

Yes

Gotten stitches:

Yes

Taken painkillers:

Yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

unofficially

Been stung by a bee:

yes under my right eye as I looked into the end of a cloths line pole to see what the sound was

Thrown up in a restaurant:

in the bathroom

Sworn in front of your parents:

very limited

Had detention:

a couple of times for talking

Been sent to the principal's office:

not that I recall

Been called a hoe:

I'm not sure

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

No

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

my son

What did it say:

here's my new address

Person to call you:

Rick

Person you hugged:

my hubby

Person you tackled?

my hubby

Thing you ate:

pumpernickel toast

Thing you drank:

coffee

Thing you said:

have a good day too

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

Blue top and blue jeans I haven’t been able to fit into for five years! :biglaugh:

What is your current problem?

That I would much rather be at happy hour already

What makes you most happy?

Laughing with family and friends

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

Yeah – I wouldn’t have gotten involved in TWI and married my ex, but I like where I have ended up despite that pot hole.

Name something obvious about you:

Everything about me is loud – my voice, my laugh, my sneeze, my dog, my hair...

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

No music in the cube farm….just lots of chatter :(

Any celeb you would marry?

Hmmmm….dunno enough about any of their personalities and personal lives to say. I am partial to Jim Belushi and John Goodman, though.

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

Charles Bronson

Do you have a crush on someone?

Yep, two someones :wink2:

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

Yes

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I’m cheap and I prefer Barnie’s Coffee. Sorry!

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Yes. Jodie Foster, quite frequently, actually.

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

You betcha! I love em!

Do you speak any other languages?

No

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

No

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

Not really

Do you ever watch MTV?

Not since college

What's something that really annoys you?

folks who hover around my cube while I’m on the phone or working on something important.

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

Belle, Sol, Sols, ‘Chelle

Current location:

Florida

Eye color :

blue

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

not in a looong time

Do you get along with your parents:

You betcha!

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

married

Do you have any siblings:

1 brother, 6 years younger

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:

Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie

Season:

Fall

Shampoo/conditioner:

L’Oreal Color Vive

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower:

sometimes

write on your hand:

no, but did in high school & college

Call people back:

sometimes

Believe in love:

You betcha!

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

Does all over count?

Have any bad habits:

I don’t have to list all of them, do I? :redface2:

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

No

Gotten stitches:

Yes

Taken painkillers:

Yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

No

Been stung by a bee:

Yes

Thrown up in a restaurant:

in the bathroom

Sworn in front of your parents:

Yes

Had detention:

Ummmm…..yes :who_me:

Been sent to the principal's office:

Ummm…..yes

Been called a hoe:

That and much worse! :evilshades:

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

Not that I’m aware of.

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

American Idol

What did it say:

Your vote has been received.

Person to call you:

Steve

Person you hugged:

Steve

Person you tackled?

I don’t play football.

Thing you ate:

Jenny Craig French Toast with Berries and Sugar Free Syrup

Thing you drank:

Barnies Cinnamon Butter Cookie Coffee

Thing you said:

Did y’all call in our lunch order yet? :P

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

Olive green denim pants, long sleeve black tee, and white and green sweat shirt, back socks, berkies, colorful earrings (I LIKE earings!)

What is your current problem?

Duties backlog overload (paperwork, housecleaning, phone call returns)

What makes you most happy?

Love without hypocrisy in action

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

GOSH!! Absolutley YES....

Name something obvious about you:

I'm a woman.... :)

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

Pacific Coast Party by Smashmouth

Any celeb you would marry?

Hmmmm….well....Sean Connery or Patrick Stewart or Tom Selleck or Ted Danson or ?????

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

Ulysses S. Grant

Do you have a crush on someone?

A few probably...:) but none really count except the one I have with Mr. Pipes

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

Yes

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Borders is where I frequent....Chai Freeze

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Can't remember

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

Not often

Do you speak any other languages?

Some spanish and hello in quite a few... and yes I still SIT. :)

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

No

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

Yes....

Do you ever watch MTV?

No

What's something that really annoys you?

Drivers that don't merge correctly on the interstate.

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

None public (hee, hee)

Current location:

NC

Eye color :

dark brown

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

no

Do you get along with your parents:

Yes...Mom. Dad is deceased

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

married..but Dad is deceased

Do you have any siblings:

1 bro and 1 sis

Chapter 3: Favorites

(My favorites vary with my mood...:) )

Ice cream flavor:

Usually chocolate with nuts

Season:

Like 'em all...but if I HAVE to pick one...today...spring...

Shampoo/conditioner:

Whatever is in the shower

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower:

definitely...i sing all the time

write on your hand:

sometimes

Call people back:

usually always

Believe in love:

Absolutely...over and over and over again

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

both

Have any bad habits:

Lord yes...but I try not to consider them bad....just are...

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

yes

Gotten stitches:

Yes

Taken painkillers:

Yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

No...but snorkeled in the VI...beautiful!!!!!!

One of my dreams is to be able to swim under water without any equipment for as long as I want.

That is one of my requests for my new body. :)

Been stung by a bee:

Yes

Thrown up in a restaurant:

yes

Sworn in front of your parents:

Yes

Had detention:

yes

Been sent to the principal's office:

yes

Been called a hoe:

Not that i remember

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

doubt it

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

If that's the cell phone thing, I've never been texted...does it feel good?

What did it say:

n/a

Person to call you:

Mr. Pipes

Person you hugged:

Mr. Pipes

Person you tackled?

Son Joshua

Thing you ate:

Paul Newman's blueberry cereal with fresh strawberries and & (yes) organic milk

Thing you drank:

bottled water

Thing you said:

That's a good one!!!

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

pink tee shirt and blue jean shorts (pipey gal.....move to the beach and you won't need all those clothes!!)

What is your current problem?

what snacks to take to the NASCAR race in Darlington tomorrow

What makes you most happy?

a day with my dogs and my honey

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

ABSOLUTELY, no doubt about it

Name something obvious about you:

I'm a woman....

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

No song, listening to HARDBALL on msnbc

Any celeb you would marry?

hhhhmmmmmmmmm.......NO

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

one of my favorite exwayfers........Kathi Hughes

Do you have a crush on someone?

Justloafing :wave:

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

Yes

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

grande Americano

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

not very often

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

only the really old ones, like the original Secret Garden

Do you speak any other languages?

Spanish, and I know when I am being sworn at in German and Arabic

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

No

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

Yes....

Do you ever watch MTV?

OH YEAH

What's something that really annoys you?

waiting in line

Nicknames:

OH YEAH :nono5:

Current location:

Wilmington NC

Eye color :

blue

Do you live with your parents:

My mom lives with me....

Do you get along with your parents:

When she isn't driving me nuts, yes

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

my dad died 2 1/ years ago and it is still in freaking probate :evildenk:

Do you have any siblings:

only child, which explains my mom living with me

Chapter 3: Favorites

too many to name, dogs/pugs, yorkies and labs, shoes, clarkes, color emerald green

Ice cream flavor:

champagne sherbert

Season:

spring and fall

Shampoo/conditioner:

Pantene

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower:

never

write on your hand:

not that I can remember since high school

Call people back:

:(

Believe in love:

Absolutely

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

I sleep wherever the dogs aren't

Have any bad habits:

unfortunately too many to list

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

yes

Gotten stitches:

Yes

Taken painkillers:

Yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

yes

Been stung by a bee:

Yes

Thrown up in a restaurant:

no

Sworn in front of your parents:

Yes

Had detention:

no

Been sent to the principal's office:

yes

Been called a hoe:

Not to my face

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

not to my face

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

Some freaking commercial

What did it say:

n/a

Person to call you:

Justloafing

Person you hugged:

JL and a patient at the office

Person you tackled?

I dont usually initiate that <_<

Thing you ate:

antipasto

Thing you drank:

FUZE Strawberry/melon

Thing you said:

oh some stupid baby talk to my dogs :rolleyes:

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

Green tshirt and Levis

What is your current problem?

Cash flow

What makes you most happy?

making people laugh

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

Maybe...not sure...I like the ultimate results

Name something obvious about you:

shrinking

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie...etc...from an eCard with a dancing skeleton I have in another window right now.

Any celeb you would marry?

Sandra Bullock

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Lee, Caroline Kennedy

Do you have a crush on someone?

yep

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

no, but I've played tuba solos on stage

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Never been to Starbucks...don't have them here

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Grizzly Adams

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

Pretty often with Andrew

Do you speak any other languages?

Some Russian, Latin and some Tex-Mex

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

No

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

Yes

Do you ever watch MTV?

No

What's something that really annoys you?

Bunny rabbits eating my strawberries

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

Mr. G

Current location:

The Ozarks

Eye color :

blue

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

no

Do you get along with your parents:

Yes...Mom. Dad is deceased

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

married..but Dad is deceased

Do you have any siblings:

sort of...long story....my dad was quite busy during WWll, it seems

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:

Mississippi Mud Pie

Season:

Spring and summer

Shampoo/conditioner:

I dunno....it's green and smells good

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower:

Only if it's a group shower sing along

write on your hand:

I might when I learn to read

Call people back:

usually always

Believe in love:

yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

both

Have any bad habits:

Lord yes...but I try not to consider them bad....just are...

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

no

Gotten stitches:

no

Taken painkillers:

Yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

No, but occasionally fart in the bathtub making bubbles

Been stung by a bee:

Yes

Thrown up in a restaurant:

no

Sworn in front of your parents:

Yes

Had detention:

yes

Been sent to the principal's office:

yes

Been called a hoe:

No

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

most likely

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

text me?

What did it say:

n/a

Person to call you:

Kevin, the Scoutmaster

Person you hugged:

Andrew

Person you tackled?

Andrew

Thing you ate:

chicken breast

Thing you drank:

coffee

Thing you said:

Put your plate in the sink. (to Andrew)

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the "idiom" isnt a michigan thing, its just a funny and mean and just plain stupid but hilarious name calling statement.

and NO it isnt on snopes................... its just made up.

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What exactly are you wearing right now?

little blue night shirt dress thing

What is your current problem?

getting overcrowded in my apartment

What makes you most happy?

my 2 daughters

If you could go back in time and change something would you?

yes one thing

Name something obvious about you:

I look younger than I am

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

my two little finches are singing in the window

Any celeb you would marry?

Kevin Bacon or Michael Douglas (if Michael would turn republican)

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

Linda Z

Do you have a crush on someone?

no - but I do have a true love that I think of often

Ever sang in front of a large audience?

no but I did play the tambourine in front of the congregation at the Salvation Army every Sunday when I was a kid

What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I don’t like Starbucks

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Cher

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

yes Disney movies

Do you speak any other languages?

a few words in French

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?

no

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?

yes

Do you ever watch MTV?

no

What's something that really annoys you?

liberal democrats, MTV and born again non-smokers, oops that was 3 things

Chapter 1:

Nicknames:

Jo Jo

Current location:

ohio

Eye color :

brown

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:

no but my mother lived with me until she passed

Do you get along with your parents:

mostly my mom when she was alive

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:

both are deceased, but married till death did they part

Do you have any siblings:

one older sister and five older brothers I’m the baby

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:

moose tracks or death by chocolate

Season:

fall

Shampoo/conditioner:

suave

Chapter 4: Do You

Sing in the shower:

never

write on your hand:

not since high school

Call people back:

sometimes

Believe in love:

God’s love

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:

left side

Have any bad habits:

smoking - different things …..er...uh…… I mean different brands

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone:

yes - 4 in my wrist

Gotten stitches:

yes

Taken painkillers:

yes

Gone SCUBA diving:

no - not fun - I am a little claustrophobic

Been stung by a bee:

yes

Thrown up in a restaurant:

Uh…no but my kids have and I caught it in my hand, well some of it (bet some of you moms can remember this)

Sworn in front of your parents:

Not really bad words

Had detention:

no

Been sent to the principal's office:

no - but got caught smoking outside school by vice-principle, he let me slide

Been called a hoe:

yeah

Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?

no, but have been called a bitch

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you?

free ring tones web site

What did it say:

it gave me my horoscope

Person to call you:

a tenant

Person you hugged:

Shelby my 16 year old daughter

Person you tackled?

I don’t tackle people

Thing you ate:

sliced ham on oat bread

Thing you drank:

bud-light while writing this

Thing you said:

Boo-Boo take a break, and leave the birds alone

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