Jade Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY by samantha north What exactly are you wearing right now? a grey t shirt and a comfy pair of pants What is your current problem? it has been raining so I cant go running What makes you most happy? kailin jade If you could go back in time and change something would you? there are things i regret but everythin happens for a reason Name something obvious about you: i have curly hair What's the name of the song that you're listening to? ”so what” field mob and ciara Any celeb you would marry? llyod banks Name someone with the same birthday as you? paris hilton i think ? Do you have a crush on someone? crush ? naw Ever sang in front of a large audience? yes been a long time though What do you usually order from Starbucks? never been to a starbucks but we have panera bread and they have GREAT frozen mochas ! Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? I got told alycia keys a few times Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? yah kailin likes them Do you speak any other languages? i know a few words in spanish Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? not yet Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? yes, a few Do you ever watch MTV? i love it What's something that really annoys you? fake foot people Chapter 1: Nicknames: sami Current location: michigan Eye color : hazel Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: not in a looong time Do you get along with your parents: as long as we don’t live together me and mom are cool Are your parents married/separated/divorced: dad past away 9 years ago Do you have any siblings: yes, the best little sister in the hole world. her name is kelly and she is 10. ((((( kelly ))))) Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor: mint choclate chip Season: summer Shampoo/conditioner: thermasilk Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower: sum times write on your hand: not since grade school. we would write “I love ………. “ Call people back: yes ! Believe in love: i think so (you know who you are CFW ) Sleep on a certain side of the bed: left side Have any bad habits: pick my nose i hate having boogers.. have to have a clean nose Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: yes Gotten stitches: yes Taken painkillers: yes Gone SCUBA diving: that would be fun! Been stung by a bee: yes i think the one and only time was in 6th grade Thrown up in a restaurant: in the bathroom…. to many drinks Sworn in front of your parents: F#$@ yah Had detention: quite a few times and I had saturday school once ( do they still do that? ) Been sent to the principal's office: yes Been called a hoe: just by jealous bitches Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? not that i am aware of Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? sean What did it say: happy easter Person to call you: charlie Person you hugged: kailin Person you tackled? shellys son anthony ( he won ) Thing you ate: pasta i made for lunch Thing you drank: a lot of beer last night but today diet dr. pepper Thing you said: ”take a nap lin, i love you “ Delete my answers and fill in your own and send it .. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abigail Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 What exactly are you wearing right now? pajamas What is your current problem? I'm hungry and waiting for Sushi to finish cooking dinner What makes you most happy? My family If you could go back in time and change something would you? Yes and no. I have regrets, but my life has lead me to where I am, and I am happy where I am. Name something obvious about you: i have curly hair What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Not listening to any Any celeb you would marry? Nope Name someone with the same birthday as you? an old friend Do you have a crush on someone? Sushi Ever sang in front of a large audience? yes What do you usually order from Starbucks? Carmel Latte Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Stevie Nicks Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? Yeah, I love Veggie Tales Do you speak any other languages? i know a few words in spanish Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No, but my kids have Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? yes, Do you ever watch MTV? nope What's something that really annoys you? bullies and closed minds Chapter 1: Nicknames: Mouse Current location: michigan Eye color : Brown Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: no Do you get along with your parents: mostly Are your parents married/separated/divorced: Divorced since I was 8 Do you have any siblings: Older brother, younger sister Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor: Carmel Praline Season: Spring/Fall Shampoo/conditioner: thermasilk or Pantene Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower: no write on your hand: rarely Call people back: Sometimes Believe in love: yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed: yes Have any bad habits: yes Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: no Gotten stitches: yes Taken painkillers: yes Gone SCUBA diving: no Been stung by a bee: yes Thrown up in a restaurant: no Sworn in front of your parents: only ONCE Had detention: no Been sent to the principal's office: yes Been called a hoe: yes Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? no Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? Sushi What did it say: I'll never tell ;) Person to call you: My sister Person you hugged: my son Jacob Person you tackled? my son Aaron Thing you ate: Pepper Steak and rice Thing you drank: coffee Thing you said: I told Sushi I'd be right back - then I got stuck doing this silly survey :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johniam Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 (edited) What exactly are you wearing right now? jeans and a T shirt What is your current problem? it has been raining so I can't wash windows What makes you most happy? my family If you could go back in time and change something would you? no, I'd be afraid to Name something obvious about you: I'm fat What's the name of the song that you're listening to? N/A Any celeb you would marry? naw Name someone with the same birthday as you: this kid whose mom my mom met in the maternity ward I forget his name Do you have a crush on someone? no Ever sang in front of a large audience? yes What do you usually order from Starbucks? their house blend and a muffin Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Tiny Tim(1971), Jon Lovitz(1987), Tommy Bolin(1973), and Mark Andes(1981) Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? all the time Do you speak any other languages? I SIT Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? no Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? yes Do you ever watch MTV? occasionally What's something that really annoys you? inconsiderate behavior in other people Chapter 1: Nicknames: Jonas, Tubby, Spence Current location: St. Louis Eye color : brown Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: not in a looong time Do you get along with your parents: no, they're dead Are your parents married/separated/divorced: dead Do you have any siblings: yes, 2 older sisters and 1 brother Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor: vanilla Season: fall Shampoo/conditioner: N/A (bald) Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower: I sing EVERYWHERE write on your hand: no Call people back: sometimes Believe in love: yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed: right side Have any bad habits: a lot Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: yes Gotten stitches: yes Taken painkillers: yes Gone SCUBA diving: no Been stung by a bee: yes Thrown up in a restaurant: no, but I threw up on a girl's dress in the gym in 3rd grade during a school play Sworn in front of your parents: mom Had detention: yes Been sent to the principal's office: yes Been called a hoe: no Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? no Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? N/A What did it say: N/A Person to call you: my boss Person you hugged: my sweetiekins daughter Person you tackled? my son Phillip Thing you ate: a biscuit Thing you drank: coffee Thing you said: Phillip, come here, this will only take a second Edited May 11, 2006 by johniam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 What exactly are you wearing right now? Huge sweatshirt and jeans What is your current problem? I can only name one? What makes you most happy? My girls happy and Kailin laughing If you could go back in time and change something would you? yes I would have opened my mouth and spoke up ALOT more Name something obvious about you: I'm short What's the name of the song that you're listening to? "I have never been unloved" by Michael W. Smith Any celeb you would marry? Denzel Washington Name someone with the same birthday as you? Ronald Reagan, Lorraine Yount Do you have a crush on someone? No Ever sang in front of a large audience? Absolutely! What do you usually order from Starbucks? Large Raspberry Mocha Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yes, Whoopie Goldberg Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? Sometimes w/ Kelly Do you speak any other languages? Yes Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? Yes Do you ever watch MTV? Just Cribs What's something that really annoys you? fake foot people and Liars Chapter 1: Nicknames: Mary Current location: At my desk Eye color : hazel Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: No Do you get along with your parents: Yes, my parents are wonderful! Are your parents married/separated/divorced: Divorced Do you have any siblings: 6 brothers ( 3 all my life, 4 came with step parents) 1 step sister Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor: Chocolate Season: Fall/Winter Shampoo/conditioner: Yes Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower No write on your hand No Call people back: Depends Believe in love: Depends Sleep on a certain side of the bed: I'm the only one in the bed, I can sleep anywhere I want Have any bad habits: Of course Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: yes Gotten stitches: No Taken painkillers: yes Gone SCUBA diving: No!! Been stung by a bee: yes Thrown up in a restaurant: Yes Sworn in front of your parents: Yes Had detention: Yes Been sent to the principal's office: yes Been called a hoe: just by jealous bitches Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? LOL yes Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? text me? What did it say: What did what say? Person to call you: Samantha Person you hugged: Kelly Person you tackled? My mom Thing you ate: Shrimp Thing you drank Hot tea Thing you said "I love you" to Samantha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suda Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 What exactly are you wearing right now? Chantilly lace scrubs What is your current problem? Prescription for kids medicine didn't come in the mail today. What makes you most happy? Laughing with family and friends If you could go back in time and change something would you? I would never start smoking cigarettes Name something obvious about you: Big blue eyes What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Quiet right now, no song playing. Any celeb you would marry? Sam Elliott Name someone with the same birthday as you? Never met anyone with same birthday, but I was born on Mother's Day Do you have a crush on someone? No Ever sang in front of a large audience? Of course What do you usually order from Starbucks? Hot Chocolate, can't stand coffee Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yes, Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? Yes, especially on holidays Do you speak any other languages? Yes, Spanish. Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No, and no desire to. They are so ugly imo. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? Yes, both my parents, and my grandparents. Do you ever watch MTV? Nope, no desire. What's something that really annoys you? Bitter people and Liars Chapter 1: Nicknames: Boo, Liddy Boo, Bookins, Lidikins Boodikins I Love Youdakins Current location: At my desk in my study Eye color : Blue Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: No Do you get along with your parents: Yes, I did, when they were alive. My dad was always my very best friend. And my mom was a hoot! Are your parents married/separated/divorced: Married until death did they part. Do you have any siblings: 2 older sisters, and 1 younger brother. Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor: Chocolate Season: Summer Shampoo/conditioner: Whatever the quantity bonus value pack is at the salon Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower Sometimes write on your hand No Call people back: Usually Believe in love: Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed: The left side, or the one closest to the door, as hubby wants to side fartherest from the door Have any bad habits: Smoking Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: yes, my right knee cap (ouchers!) and ribs and toes Gotten stitches: Too many times Taken painkillers: yes Gone SCUBA diving: No Been stung by a bee: yes Thrown up in a restaurant: Yes Sworn in front of your parents: Yes Had detention: No Been sent to the principal's office: Yes Been called a hoe: just by my daughter, said it was a new "term of endearment". Don't like it. Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? Nope Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? My daughter, Ellen What did it say: Where she was in the Ole Miss Grove Person to call you: My daughter, Liz Person you hugged: My husband Person you tackled? Been so long ago, can't remember Thing you ate: Chick-Fil-A sandwich with mayo Thing you drank Coca cola Thing you said "Honey, are you sure you're alright? You seem angry." to husband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 If you have never gone scuba diving -- you don't know what you're missing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Oh -- and for those that don't know --- S.C.U.B.A. means: Self contained underwater breathing apparatus :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowgirl Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I did it in a swimming pool once (if that counts!) Cowgirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyKathy Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 (edited) What exactly are you wearing right now? red t-shirt with the words outdoor backwoods with a moose on it and black tiny flowered comfy pants What is your current problem? personally I can't speak of it but work wise the system has a glitch and I'm in trouble with a deadline What makes you most happy? music by someone I enjoy and my new found hope in God If you could go back in time and change something would you? this falls to if I believe I could have altered it to change something so if I would not have ended up here then no I would change nothing Name something obvious about you: I'm a survivor What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Dire Straits "Romeo and Juliet" Any celeb you would marry? No Name someone with the same birthday as you? Wyatt Earp Do you have a crush on someone? Mark Knopfler (of Dire Straits guitar and vocal) Ever sang in front of a large audience? Yes What do you usually order from Starbucks? I like plain coffee so I haven't gone there Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? No Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? No Do you speak any other languages? No Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? yes, a few Do you ever watch MTV? I love it What's something that really annoys you? @ssholes Chapter 1: Nicknames: Kath Current location: Ohio Eye color : brown Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: not in a looong time Do you get along with your parents: I always have with mom but I do with dad now Are your parents married/separated/divorced: divorced Do you have any siblings: my sister died at 39 and my brother at 43 (I have get heart-loss) Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor: I don't care for it Season: fall Shampoo/conditioner: Design Line 'Olive Oil' Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower: nearly always write on your hand: never have Call people back: Yes Believe in love: ABSOLUTLEY Sleep on a certain side of the bed: stage side it would be left but normally it would be right Have any bad habits: one I'm working on yes Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: Yes Gotten stitches: Yes Taken painkillers: Yes Gone SCUBA diving: unofficially Been stung by a bee: yes under my right eye as I looked into the end of a cloths line pole to see what the sound was Thrown up in a restaurant: in the bathroom Sworn in front of your parents: very limited Had detention: a couple of times for talking Been sent to the principal's office: not that I recall Been called a hoe: I'm not sure Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? No Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? my son What did it say: here's my new address Person to call you: Rick Person you hugged: my hubby Person you tackled? my hubby Thing you ate: pumpernickel toast Thing you drank: coffee Thing you said: have a good day too Edited May 12, 2006 by ChattyKathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 What exactly are you wearing right now? Blue top and blue jeans I haven’t been able to fit into for five years! What is your current problem? That I would much rather be at happy hour already What makes you most happy? Laughing with family and friends If you could go back in time and change something would you? Yeah – I wouldn’t have gotten involved in TWI and married my ex, but I like where I have ended up despite that pot hole. Name something obvious about you: Everything about me is loud – my voice, my laugh, my sneeze, my dog, my hair... What's the name of the song that you're listening to? No music in the cube farm….just lots of chatter :( Any celeb you would marry? Hmmmm….dunno enough about any of their personalities and personal lives to say. I am partial to Jim Belushi and John Goodman, though. Name someone with the same birthday as you? Charles Bronson Do you have a crush on someone? Yep, two someones Ever sang in front of a large audience? Yes What do you usually order from Starbucks? I’m cheap and I prefer Barnie’s Coffee. Sorry! Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yes. Jodie Foster, quite frequently, actually. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? You betcha! I love em! Do you speak any other languages? No Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? Not really Do you ever watch MTV? Not since college What's something that really annoys you? folks who hover around my cube while I’m on the phone or working on something important. Chapter 1: Nicknames: Belle, Sol, Sols, ‘Chelle Current location: Florida Eye color : blue Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: not in a looong time Do you get along with your parents: You betcha! Are your parents married/separated/divorced: married Do you have any siblings: 1 brother, 6 years younger Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor: Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Season: Fall Shampoo/conditioner: L’Oreal Color Vive Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower: sometimes write on your hand: no, but did in high school & college Call people back: sometimes Believe in love: You betcha! Sleep on a certain side of the bed: Does all over count? Have any bad habits: I don’t have to list all of them, do I? Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: No Gotten stitches: Yes Taken painkillers: Yes Gone SCUBA diving: No Been stung by a bee: Yes Thrown up in a restaurant: in the bathroom Sworn in front of your parents: Yes Had detention: Ummmm…..yes Been sent to the principal's office: Ummm…..yes Been called a hoe: That and much worse! Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? Not that I’m aware of. Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? American Idol What did it say: Your vote has been received. Person to call you: Steve Person you hugged: Steve Person you tackled? I don’t play football. Thing you ate: Jenny Craig French Toast with Berries and Sugar Free Syrup Thing you drank: Barnies Cinnamon Butter Cookie Coffee Thing you said: Did y’all call in our lunch order yet? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Bagpipes Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 What exactly are you wearing right now? Olive green denim pants, long sleeve black tee, and white and green sweat shirt, back socks, berkies, colorful earrings (I LIKE earings!) What is your current problem? Duties backlog overload (paperwork, housecleaning, phone call returns) What makes you most happy? Love without hypocrisy in action If you could go back in time and change something would you? GOSH!! Absolutley YES.... Name something obvious about you: I'm a woman.... :) What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Pacific Coast Party by Smashmouth Any celeb you would marry? Hmmmm….well....Sean Connery or Patrick Stewart or Tom Selleck or Ted Danson or ????? Name someone with the same birthday as you? Ulysses S. Grant Do you have a crush on someone? A few probably...:) but none really count except the one I have with Mr. Pipes Ever sang in front of a large audience? Yes What do you usually order from Starbucks? Borders is where I frequent....Chai Freeze Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Can't remember Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? Not often Do you speak any other languages? Some spanish and hello in quite a few... and yes I still SIT. :) Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? Yes.... Do you ever watch MTV? No What's something that really annoys you? Drivers that don't merge correctly on the interstate. Chapter 1: Nicknames: None public (hee, hee) Current location: NC Eye color : dark brown Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: no Do you get along with your parents: Yes...Mom. Dad is deceased Are your parents married/separated/divorced: married..but Dad is deceased Do you have any siblings: 1 bro and 1 sis Chapter 3: Favorites (My favorites vary with my mood...:) ) Ice cream flavor: Usually chocolate with nuts Season: Like 'em all...but if I HAVE to pick one...today...spring... Shampoo/conditioner: Whatever is in the shower Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower: definitely...i sing all the time write on your hand: sometimes Call people back: usually always Believe in love: Absolutely...over and over and over again Sleep on a certain side of the bed: both Have any bad habits: Lord yes...but I try not to consider them bad....just are... Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: yes Gotten stitches: Yes Taken painkillers: Yes Gone SCUBA diving: No...but snorkeled in the VI...beautiful!!!!!! One of my dreams is to be able to swim under water without any equipment for as long as I want. That is one of my requests for my new body. :) Been stung by a bee: Yes Thrown up in a restaurant: yes Sworn in front of your parents: Yes Had detention: yes Been sent to the principal's office: yes Been called a hoe: Not that i remember Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? doubt it Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? If that's the cell phone thing, I've never been texted...does it feel good? What did it say: n/a Person to call you: Mr. Pipes Person you hugged: Mr. Pipes Person you tackled? Son Joshua Thing you ate: Paul Newman's blueberry cereal with fresh strawberries and & (yes) organic milk Thing you drank: bottled water Thing you said: That's a good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radar OReilly Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 What exactly are you wearing right now? pink tee shirt and blue jean shorts (pipey gal.....move to the beach and you won't need all those clothes!!) What is your current problem? what snacks to take to the NASCAR race in Darlington tomorrow What makes you most happy? a day with my dogs and my honey If you could go back in time and change something would you? ABSOLUTELY, no doubt about it Name something obvious about you: I'm a woman.... What's the name of the song that you're listening to? No song, listening to HARDBALL on msnbc Any celeb you would marry? hhhhmmmmmmmmm.......NO Name someone with the same birthday as you? one of my favorite exwayfers........Kathi Hughes Do you have a crush on someone? Justloafing Ever sang in front of a large audience? Yes What do you usually order from Starbucks? grande Americano Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? not very often Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? only the really old ones, like the original Secret Garden Do you speak any other languages? Spanish, and I know when I am being sworn at in German and Arabic Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? Yes.... Do you ever watch MTV? OH YEAH What's something that really annoys you? waiting in line Nicknames: OH YEAH Current location: Wilmington NC Eye color : blue Do you live with your parents: My mom lives with me.... Do you get along with your parents: When she isn't driving me nuts, yes Are your parents married/separated/divorced: my dad died 2 1/ years ago and it is still in freaking probate Do you have any siblings: only child, which explains my mom living with me Chapter 3: Favorites too many to name, dogs/pugs, yorkies and labs, shoes, clarkes, color emerald green Ice cream flavor: champagne sherbert Season: spring and fall Shampoo/conditioner: Pantene Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower: never write on your hand: not that I can remember since high school Call people back: :( Believe in love: Absolutely Sleep on a certain side of the bed: I sleep wherever the dogs aren't Have any bad habits: unfortunately too many to list Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: yes Gotten stitches: Yes Taken painkillers: Yes Gone SCUBA diving: yes Been stung by a bee: Yes Thrown up in a restaurant: no Sworn in front of your parents: Yes Had detention: no Been sent to the principal's office: yes Been called a hoe: Not to my face Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? not to my face Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? Some freaking commercial What did it say: n/a Person to call you: Justloafing Person you hugged: JL and a patient at the office Person you tackled? I dont usually initiate that <_< Thing you ate: antipasto Thing you drank: FUZE Strawberry/melon Thing you said: oh some stupid baby talk to my dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jade Posted May 14, 2006 Author Share Posted May 14, 2006 out of 11 people, shellon is the only one to be called a elf tit looking son a a bitch. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL that is funny Sh!T !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dmiller Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 out of 11 people, shellon is the only one to be called a elf tit looking son a a bitch. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL I don't understand that *idiom*. Is it a *Michigan* thing? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron G. Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 What exactly are you wearing right now? Green tshirt and Levis What is your current problem? Cash flow What makes you most happy? making people laugh If you could go back in time and change something would you? Maybe...not sure...I like the ultimate results Name something obvious about you: shrinking What's the name of the song that you're listening to? When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie...etc...from an eCard with a dancing skeleton I have in another window right now. Any celeb you would marry? Sandra Bullock Name someone with the same birthday as you? Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Lee, Caroline Kennedy Do you have a crush on someone? yep Ever sang in front of a large audience? no, but I've played tuba solos on stage What do you usually order from Starbucks? Never been to Starbucks...don't have them here Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Grizzly Adams Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? Pretty often with Andrew Do you speak any other languages? Some Russian, Latin and some Tex-Mex Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? Yes Do you ever watch MTV? No What's something that really annoys you? Bunny rabbits eating my strawberries Chapter 1: Nicknames: Mr. G Current location: The Ozarks Eye color : blue Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: no Do you get along with your parents: Yes...Mom. Dad is deceased Are your parents married/separated/divorced: married..but Dad is deceased Do you have any siblings: sort of...long story....my dad was quite busy during WWll, it seems Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor: Mississippi Mud Pie Season: Spring and summer Shampoo/conditioner: I dunno....it's green and smells good Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower: Only if it's a group shower sing along write on your hand: I might when I learn to read Call people back: usually always Believe in love: yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed: both Have any bad habits: Lord yes...but I try not to consider them bad....just are... Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: no Gotten stitches: no Taken painkillers: Yes Gone SCUBA diving: No, but occasionally fart in the bathtub making bubbles Been stung by a bee: Yes Thrown up in a restaurant: no Sworn in front of your parents: Yes Had detention: yes Been sent to the principal's office: yes Been called a hoe: No Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? most likely Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? text me? What did it say: n/a Person to call you: Kevin, the Scoutmaster Person you hugged: Andrew Person you tackled? Andrew Thing you ate: chicken breast Thing you drank: coffee Thing you said: Put your plate in the sink. (to Andrew) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jade Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 (edited) the "idiom" isnt a michigan thing, its just a funny and mean and just plain stupid but hilarious name calling statement. and NO it isnt on snopes................... its just made up. Edited May 15, 2006 by Shellon Fockler-North Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Strange Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 How did 'Shellon Fockler-North' edit Jade's post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 I clicked on edit post Then I clicked on full edit Then I removed some of the words that needed to not be there. Then I clicked submit modified post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sushi Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Shell has special mother-daughter privileges/powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outofdafog Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 What exactly are you wearing right now? little blue night shirt dress thing What is your current problem? getting overcrowded in my apartment What makes you most happy? my 2 daughters If you could go back in time and change something would you? yes one thing Name something obvious about you: I look younger than I am What's the name of the song that you're listening to? my two little finches are singing in the window Any celeb you would marry? Kevin Bacon or Michael Douglas (if Michael would turn republican) Name someone with the same birthday as you? Linda Z Do you have a crush on someone? no - but I do have a true love that I think of often Ever sang in front of a large audience? no but I did play the tambourine in front of the congregation at the Salvation Army every Sunday when I was a kid What do you usually order from Starbucks? I don’t like Starbucks Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Cher Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? yes Disney movies Do you speak any other languages? a few words in French Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? no Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? yes Do you ever watch MTV? no What's something that really annoys you? liberal democrats, MTV and born again non-smokers, oops that was 3 things Chapter 1: Nicknames: Jo Jo Current location: ohio Eye color : brown Chapter 2: Do you live with your parents: no but my mother lived with me until she passed Do you get along with your parents: mostly my mom when she was alive Are your parents married/separated/divorced: both are deceased, but married till death did they part Do you have any siblings: one older sister and five older brothers I’m the baby Chapter 3: Favorites Ice cream flavor: moose tracks or death by chocolate Season: fall Shampoo/conditioner: suave Chapter 4: Do You Sing in the shower: never write on your hand: not since high school Call people back: sometimes Believe in love: God’s love Sleep on a certain side of the bed: left side Have any bad habits: smoking - different things …..er...uh…… I mean different brands Chapter 5: Have You Ever Broken a bone: yes - 4 in my wrist Gotten stitches: yes Taken painkillers: yes Gone SCUBA diving: no - not fun - I am a little claustrophobic Been stung by a bee: yes Thrown up in a restaurant: Uh…no but my kids have and I caught it in my hand, well some of it (bet some of you moms can remember this) Sworn in front of your parents: Not really bad words Had detention: no Been sent to the principal's office: no - but got caught smoking outside school by vice-principle, he let me slide Been called a hoe: yeah Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? no, but have been called a bitch Chaper 6: Who/What was the last Person to text you? free ring tones web site What did it say: it gave me my horoscope Person to call you: a tenant Person you hugged: Shelby my 16 year old daughter Person you tackled? I don’t tackle people Thing you ate: sliced ham on oat bread Thing you drank: bud-light while writing this Thing you said: Boo-Boo take a break, and leave the birds alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Abigail
What exactly are you wearing right now?
pajamas
What is your current problem?
I'm hungry and waiting for Sushi to finish cooking dinner
What makes you most happy?
My family
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
Yes and no. I have regrets, but my life has lead me to where I am, and I am happy where I am.
Name something obvious about you:
i have curly hair
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Not listening to any
Any celeb you would marry?
Nope
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
an old friend
Do you have a crush on someone?
Sushi
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
yes
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Carmel Latte
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Stevie Nicks
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Yeah, I love Veggie Tales
Do you speak any other languages?
i know a few words in spanish
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
No, but my kids have
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
yes,
Do you ever watch MTV?
nope
What's something that really annoys you?
bullies and closed minds
Chapter 1:
Nicknames:
Mouse
Current location:
michigan
Eye color :
Brown
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents:
no
Do you get along with your parents:
mostly
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
Divorced since I was 8
Do you have any siblings:
Older brother, younger sister
Chapter 3: Favorites
Ice cream flavor:
Carmel Praline
Season:
Spring/Fall
Shampoo/conditioner:
thermasilk or Pantene
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower:
no
write on your hand:
rarely
Call people back:
Sometimes
Believe in love:
yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
yes
Have any bad habits:
yes
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
no
Gotten stitches:
yes
Taken painkillers:
yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
no
Been stung by a bee:
yes
Thrown up in a restaurant:
no
Sworn in front of your parents:
only ONCE
Had detention:
no
Been sent to the principal's office:
yes
Been called a hoe:
yes
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
no
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
Sushi
What did it say:
I'll never tell ;)
Person to call you:
My sister
Person you hugged:
my son Jacob
Person you tackled?
my son Aaron
Thing you ate:
Pepper Steak and rice
Thing you drank:
coffee
Thing you said:
I told Sushi I'd be right back - then I got stuck doing this silly survey :D
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johniam
What exactly are you wearing right now?
jeans and a T shirt
What is your current problem?
it has been raining so I can't wash windows
What makes you most happy?
my family
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
no, I'd be afraid to
Name something obvious about you:
I'm fat
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
N/A
Any celeb you would marry?
naw
Name someone with the same birthday as you:
this kid whose mom my mom met in the maternity ward I forget his name
Do you have a crush on someone?
no
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
yes
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
their house blend and a muffin
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Tiny Tim(1971), Jon Lovitz(1987), Tommy Bolin(1973), and Mark Andes(1981)
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
all the time
Do you speak any other languages?
I SIT
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
no
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
yes
Do you ever watch MTV?
occasionally
What's something that really annoys you?
inconsiderate behavior in other people
Chapter 1:
Nicknames:
Jonas, Tubby, Spence
Current location:
St. Louis
Eye color :
brown
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents:
not in a looong time
Do you get along with your parents:
no, they're dead
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
dead
Do you have any siblings:
yes, 2 older sisters and 1 brother
Chapter 3: Favorites
Ice cream flavor:
vanilla
Season:
fall
Shampoo/conditioner:
N/A (bald)
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower:
I sing EVERYWHERE
write on your hand:
no
Call people back:
sometimes
Believe in love:
yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
right side
Have any bad habits:
a lot
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
yes
Gotten stitches:
yes
Taken painkillers:
yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
no
Been stung by a bee:
yes
Thrown up in a restaurant:
no, but I threw up on a girl's dress in the gym in 3rd grade during a school play
Sworn in front of your parents:
mom
Had detention:
yes
Been sent to the principal's office:
yes
Been called a hoe:
no
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
no
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
N/A
What did it say:
N/A
Person to call you:
my boss
Person you hugged:
my sweetiekins daughter
Person you tackled?
my son Phillip
Thing you ate:
a biscuit
Thing you drank:
coffee
Thing you said:
Phillip, come here, this will only take a second
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Shellon
What exactly are you wearing right now?
Huge sweatshirt and jeans
What is your current problem?
I can only name one?
What makes you most happy?
My girls happy and Kailin laughing
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
yes I would have opened my mouth and spoke up ALOT more
Name something obvious about you:
I'm short
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
"I have never been unloved" by Michael W. Smith
Any celeb you would marry?
Denzel Washington
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Ronald Reagan, Lorraine Yount
Do you have a crush on someone?
No
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Absolutely!
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Large Raspberry Mocha
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, Whoopie Goldberg
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Sometimes w/ Kelly
Do you speak any other languages?
Yes
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
No
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yes
Do you ever watch MTV?
Just Cribs
What's something that really annoys you?
fake foot people and Liars
Chapter 1:
Nicknames:
Mary
Current location:
At my desk
Eye color :
hazel
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents:
No
Do you get along with your parents:
Yes, my parents are wonderful!
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
Divorced
Do you have any siblings:
6 brothers ( 3 all my life, 4 came with step parents) 1 step sister
Chapter 3: Favorites
Ice cream flavor:
Chocolate
Season:
Fall/Winter
Shampoo/conditioner:
Yes
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower
No
write on your hand
No
Call people back:
Depends
Believe in love:
Depends
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
I'm the only one in the bed, I can sleep anywhere I want
Have any bad habits:
Of course
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
yes
Gotten stitches:
No
Taken painkillers:
yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
No!!
Been stung by a bee:
yes
Thrown up in a restaurant:
Yes
Sworn in front of your parents:
Yes
Had detention:
Yes
Been sent to the principal's office:
yes
Been called a hoe:
just by jealous bitches
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
LOL yes
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
text me?
What did it say:
What did what say?
Person to call you:
Samantha
Person you hugged:
Kelly
Person you tackled?
My mom
Thing you ate:
Shrimp
Thing you drank
Hot tea
Thing you said
"I love you" to Samantha
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Suda
What exactly are you wearing right now?
Chantilly lace scrubs
What is your current problem?
Prescription for kids medicine didn't come in the mail today.
What makes you most happy?
Laughing with family and friends
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
I would never start smoking cigarettes
Name something obvious about you:
Big blue eyes
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Quiet right now, no song playing.
Any celeb you would marry?
Sam Elliott
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Never met anyone with same birthday, but I was born on Mother's Day
Do you have a crush on someone?
No
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Of course
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Hot Chocolate, can't stand coffee
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Yes, especially on holidays
Do you speak any other languages?
Yes, Spanish.
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
No, and no desire to. They are so ugly imo.
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yes, both my parents, and my grandparents.
Do you ever watch MTV?
Nope, no desire.
What's something that really annoys you?
Bitter people and Liars
Chapter 1:
Nicknames:
Boo, Liddy Boo, Bookins, Lidikins Boodikins I Love Youdakins
Current location:
At my desk in my study
Eye color :
Blue
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents:
No
Do you get along with your parents:
Yes, I did, when they were alive. My dad was always my very best friend. And my mom was a hoot!
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
Married until death did they part.
Do you have any siblings:
2 older sisters, and 1 younger brother.
Chapter 3: Favorites
Ice cream flavor:
Chocolate
Season:
Summer
Shampoo/conditioner:
Whatever the quantity bonus value pack is at the salon
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower
Sometimes
write on your hand
No
Call people back:
Usually
Believe in love:
Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
The left side, or the one closest to the door, as hubby wants to side fartherest from the door
Have any bad habits:
Smoking
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
yes, my right knee cap (ouchers!) and ribs and toes
Gotten stitches:
Too many times
Taken painkillers:
yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
No
Been stung by a bee:
yes
Thrown up in a restaurant:
Yes
Sworn in front of your parents:
Yes
Had detention:
No
Been sent to the principal's office:
Yes
Been called a hoe:
just by my daughter, said it was a new "term of endearment". Don't like it.
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
Nope
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
My daughter, Ellen
What did it say:
Where she was in the Ole Miss Grove
Person to call you:
My daughter, Liz
Person you hugged:
My husband
Person you tackled?
Been so long ago, can't remember
Thing you ate:
Chick-Fil-A sandwich with mayo
Thing you drank
Coca cola
Thing you said
"Honey, are you sure you're alright? You seem angry." to husband
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dmiller
If you have never gone scuba diving -- you don't know what you're missing!
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dmiller
Oh -- and for those that don't know ---
S.C.U.B.A. means: Self contained underwater breathing apparatus
:)
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Cowgirl
I did it in a swimming pool once (if that counts!)
Cowgirl
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ChattyKathy
What exactly are you wearing right now?
red t-shirt with the words outdoor backwoods with a moose on it and black tiny flowered comfy pants
What is your current problem?
personally I can't speak of it but work wise the system has a glitch and I'm in trouble with a deadline
What makes you most happy?
music by someone I enjoy and my new found hope in God
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
this falls to if I believe I could have altered it to change something so if I would not have ended up here then no I would change nothing
Name something obvious about you:
I'm a survivor
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Dire Straits "Romeo and Juliet"
Any celeb you would marry?
No
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Wyatt Earp
Do you have a crush on someone?
Mark Knopfler (of Dire Straits guitar and vocal)
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I like plain coffee so I haven't gone there
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
No
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
No
Do you speak any other languages?
No
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
No
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
yes, a few
Do you ever watch MTV?
I love it
What's something that really annoys you?
@ssholes
Chapter 1:
Nicknames:
Kath
Current location:
Ohio
Eye color :
brown
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents:
not in a looong time
Do you get along with your parents:
I always have with mom but I do with dad now
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
divorced
Do you have any siblings:
my sister died at 39 and my brother at 43 (I have get heart-loss)
Chapter 3: Favorites
Ice cream flavor:
I don't care for it
Season:
fall
Shampoo/conditioner:
Design Line 'Olive Oil'
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower:
nearly always
write on your hand:
never have
Call people back:
Yes
Believe in love:
ABSOLUTLEY
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
stage side it would be left but normally it would be right
Have any bad habits:
one I'm working on yes
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
Yes
Gotten stitches:
Yes
Taken painkillers:
Yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
unofficially
Been stung by a bee:
yes under my right eye as I looked into the end of a cloths line pole to see what the sound was
Thrown up in a restaurant:
in the bathroom
Sworn in front of your parents:
very limited
Had detention:
a couple of times for talking
Been sent to the principal's office:
not that I recall
Been called a hoe:
I'm not sure
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
No
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
my son
What did it say:
here's my new address
Person to call you:
Rick
Person you hugged:
my hubby
Person you tackled?
my hubby
Thing you ate:
pumpernickel toast
Thing you drank:
coffee
Thing you said:
have a good day too
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Belle
What exactly are you wearing right now?
Blue top and blue jeans I haven’t been able to fit into for five years!
What is your current problem?
That I would much rather be at happy hour already
What makes you most happy?
Laughing with family and friends
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
Yeah – I wouldn’t have gotten involved in TWI and married my ex, but I like where I have ended up despite that pot hole.
Name something obvious about you:
Everything about me is loud – my voice, my laugh, my sneeze, my dog, my hair...
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
No music in the cube farm….just lots of chatter :(
Any celeb you would marry?
Hmmmm….dunno enough about any of their personalities and personal lives to say. I am partial to Jim Belushi and John Goodman, though.
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Charles Bronson
Do you have a crush on someone?
Yep, two someones
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I’m cheap and I prefer Barnie’s Coffee. Sorry!
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes. Jodie Foster, quite frequently, actually.
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
You betcha! I love em!
Do you speak any other languages?
No
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
No
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Not really
Do you ever watch MTV?
Not since college
What's something that really annoys you?
folks who hover around my cube while I’m on the phone or working on something important.
Chapter 1:
Nicknames:
Belle, Sol, Sols, ‘Chelle
Current location:
Florida
Eye color :
blue
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents:
not in a looong time
Do you get along with your parents:
You betcha!
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
married
Do you have any siblings:
1 brother, 6 years younger
Chapter 3: Favorites
Ice cream flavor:
Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie
Season:
Fall
Shampoo/conditioner:
L’Oreal Color Vive
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower:
sometimes
write on your hand:
no, but did in high school & college
Call people back:
sometimes
Believe in love:
You betcha!
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
Does all over count?
Have any bad habits:
I don’t have to list all of them, do I?
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
No
Gotten stitches:
Yes
Taken painkillers:
Yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
No
Been stung by a bee:
Yes
Thrown up in a restaurant:
in the bathroom
Sworn in front of your parents:
Yes
Had detention:
Ummmm…..yes
Been sent to the principal's office:
Ummm…..yes
Been called a hoe:
That and much worse!
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
Not that I’m aware of.
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
American Idol
What did it say:
Your vote has been received.
Person to call you:
Steve
Person you hugged:
Steve
Person you tackled?
I don’t play football.
Thing you ate:
Jenny Craig French Toast with Berries and Sugar Free Syrup
Thing you drank:
Barnies Cinnamon Butter Cookie Coffee
Thing you said:
Did y’all call in our lunch order yet? :P
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I Love Bagpipes
What exactly are you wearing right now?
Olive green denim pants, long sleeve black tee, and white and green sweat shirt, back socks, berkies, colorful earrings (I LIKE earings!)
What is your current problem?
Duties backlog overload (paperwork, housecleaning, phone call returns)
What makes you most happy?
Love without hypocrisy in action
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
GOSH!! Absolutley YES....
Name something obvious about you:
I'm a woman.... :)
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Pacific Coast Party by Smashmouth
Any celeb you would marry?
Hmmmm….well....Sean Connery or Patrick Stewart or Tom Selleck or Ted Danson or ?????
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Ulysses S. Grant
Do you have a crush on someone?
A few probably...:) but none really count except the one I have with Mr. Pipes
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Borders is where I frequent....Chai Freeze
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Can't remember
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Not often
Do you speak any other languages?
Some spanish and hello in quite a few... and yes I still SIT. :)
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
No
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yes....
Do you ever watch MTV?
No
What's something that really annoys you?
Drivers that don't merge correctly on the interstate.
Chapter 1:
Nicknames:
None public (hee, hee)
Current location:
NC
Eye color :
dark brown
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents:
no
Do you get along with your parents:
Yes...Mom. Dad is deceased
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
married..but Dad is deceased
Do you have any siblings:
1 bro and 1 sis
Chapter 3: Favorites
(My favorites vary with my mood...:) )
Ice cream flavor:
Usually chocolate with nuts
Season:
Like 'em all...but if I HAVE to pick one...today...spring...
Shampoo/conditioner:
Whatever is in the shower
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower:
definitely...i sing all the time
write on your hand:
sometimes
Call people back:
usually always
Believe in love:
Absolutely...over and over and over again
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
both
Have any bad habits:
Lord yes...but I try not to consider them bad....just are...
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
yes
Gotten stitches:
Yes
Taken painkillers:
Yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
No...but snorkeled in the VI...beautiful!!!!!!
One of my dreams is to be able to swim under water without any equipment for as long as I want.
That is one of my requests for my new body. :)
Been stung by a bee:
Yes
Thrown up in a restaurant:
yes
Sworn in front of your parents:
Yes
Had detention:
yes
Been sent to the principal's office:
yes
Been called a hoe:
Not that i remember
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
doubt it
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
If that's the cell phone thing, I've never been texted...does it feel good?
What did it say:
n/a
Person to call you:
Mr. Pipes
Person you hugged:
Mr. Pipes
Person you tackled?
Son Joshua
Thing you ate:
Paul Newman's blueberry cereal with fresh strawberries and & (yes) organic milk
Thing you drank:
bottled water
Thing you said:
That's a good one!!!
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Radar OReilly
What exactly are you wearing right now?
pink tee shirt and blue jean shorts (pipey gal.....move to the beach and you won't need all those clothes!!)
What is your current problem?
what snacks to take to the NASCAR race in Darlington tomorrow
What makes you most happy?
a day with my dogs and my honey
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
ABSOLUTELY, no doubt about it
Name something obvious about you:
I'm a woman....
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
No song, listening to HARDBALL on msnbc
Any celeb you would marry?
hhhhmmmmmmmmm.......NO
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
one of my favorite exwayfers........Kathi Hughes
Do you have a crush on someone?
Justloafing
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
grande Americano
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
not very often
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
only the really old ones, like the original Secret Garden
Do you speak any other languages?
Spanish, and I know when I am being sworn at in German and Arabic
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
No
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yes....
Do you ever watch MTV?
OH YEAH
What's something that really annoys you?
waiting in line
Nicknames:
OH YEAH
Current location:
Wilmington NC
Eye color :
blue
Do you live with your parents:
My mom lives with me....
Do you get along with your parents:
When she isn't driving me nuts, yes
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
my dad died 2 1/ years ago and it is still in freaking probate
Do you have any siblings:
only child, which explains my mom living with me
Chapter 3: Favorites
too many to name, dogs/pugs, yorkies and labs, shoes, clarkes, color emerald green
Ice cream flavor:
champagne sherbert
Season:
spring and fall
Shampoo/conditioner:
Pantene
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower:
never
write on your hand:
not that I can remember since high school
Call people back:
:(
Believe in love:
Absolutely
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
I sleep wherever the dogs aren't
Have any bad habits:
unfortunately too many to list
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
yes
Gotten stitches:
Yes
Taken painkillers:
Yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
yes
Been stung by a bee:
Yes
Thrown up in a restaurant:
no
Sworn in front of your parents:
Yes
Had detention:
no
Been sent to the principal's office:
yes
Been called a hoe:
Not to my face
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
not to my face
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
Some freaking commercial
What did it say:
n/a
Person to call you:
Justloafing
Person you hugged:
JL and a patient at the office
Person you tackled?
I dont usually initiate that <_<
Thing you ate:
antipasto
Thing you drank:
FUZE Strawberry/melon
Thing you said:
oh some stupid baby talk to my dogs
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Jade
out of 11 people, shellon is the only one to be called a elf tit looking son a a bitch.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
that is funny Sh!T !!!!
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dmiller
I don't understand that *idiom*.
Is it a *Michigan* thing? :blink:
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Ron G.
What exactly are you wearing right now?
Green tshirt and Levis
What is your current problem?
Cash flow
What makes you most happy?
making people laugh
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
Maybe...not sure...I like the ultimate results
Name something obvious about you:
shrinking
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie...etc...from an eCard with a dancing skeleton I have in another window right now.
Any celeb you would marry?
Sandra Bullock
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Lee, Caroline Kennedy
Do you have a crush on someone?
yep
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
no, but I've played tuba solos on stage
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Never been to Starbucks...don't have them here
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Grizzly Adams
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Pretty often with Andrew
Do you speak any other languages?
Some Russian, Latin and some Tex-Mex
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
No
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yes
Do you ever watch MTV?
No
What's something that really annoys you?
Bunny rabbits eating my strawberries
Chapter 1:
Nicknames:
Mr. G
Current location:
The Ozarks
Eye color :
blue
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents:
no
Do you get along with your parents:
Yes...Mom. Dad is deceased
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
married..but Dad is deceased
Do you have any siblings:
sort of...long story....my dad was quite busy during WWll, it seems
Chapter 3: Favorites
Ice cream flavor:
Mississippi Mud Pie
Season:
Spring and summer
Shampoo/conditioner:
I dunno....it's green and smells good
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower:
Only if it's a group shower sing along
write on your hand:
I might when I learn to read
Call people back:
usually always
Believe in love:
yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
both
Have any bad habits:
Lord yes...but I try not to consider them bad....just are...
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
no
Gotten stitches:
no
Taken painkillers:
Yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
No, but occasionally fart in the bathtub making bubbles
Been stung by a bee:
Yes
Thrown up in a restaurant:
no
Sworn in front of your parents:
Yes
Had detention:
yes
Been sent to the principal's office:
yes
Been called a hoe:
No
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
most likely
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
text me?
What did it say:
n/a
Person to call you:
Kevin, the Scoutmaster
Person you hugged:
Andrew
Person you tackled?
Andrew
Thing you ate:
chicken breast
Thing you drank:
coffee
Thing you said:
Put your plate in the sink. (to Andrew)
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Jade
the "idiom" isnt a michigan thing, its just a funny and mean and just plain stupid but hilarious name calling statement.
and NO it isnt on snopes................... its just made up.
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Tom Strange
How did 'Shellon Fockler-North' edit Jade's post?
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Shellon
I clicked on edit post
Then I clicked on full edit
Then I removed some of the words that needed to not be there.
Then I clicked submit modified post
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Sushi
Shell has special mother-daughter privileges/powers.
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outofdafog
What exactly are you wearing right now?
little blue night shirt dress thing
What is your current problem?
getting overcrowded in my apartment
What makes you most happy?
my 2 daughters
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
yes one thing
Name something obvious about you:
I look younger than I am
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
my two little finches are singing in the window
Any celeb you would marry?
Kevin Bacon or Michael Douglas (if Michael would turn republican)
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Linda Z
Do you have a crush on someone?
no - but I do have a true love that I think of often
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
no but I did play the tambourine in front of the congregation at the Salvation Army every Sunday when I was a kid
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I don’t like Starbucks
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Cher
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
yes Disney movies
Do you speak any other languages?
a few words in French
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
no
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
yes
Do you ever watch MTV?
no
What's something that really annoys you?
liberal democrats, MTV and born again non-smokers, oops that was 3 things
Chapter 1:
Nicknames:
Jo Jo
Current location:
ohio
Eye color :
brown
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents:
no but my mother lived with me until she passed
Do you get along with your parents:
mostly my mom when she was alive
Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
both are deceased, but married till death did they part
Do you have any siblings:
one older sister and five older brothers I’m the baby
Chapter 3: Favorites
Ice cream flavor:
moose tracks or death by chocolate
Season:
fall
Shampoo/conditioner:
suave
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower:
never
write on your hand:
not since high school
Call people back:
sometimes
Believe in love:
God’s love
Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
left side
Have any bad habits:
smoking - different things …..er...uh…… I mean different brands
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone:
yes - 4 in my wrist
Gotten stitches:
yes
Taken painkillers:
yes
Gone SCUBA diving:
no - not fun - I am a little claustrophobic
Been stung by a bee:
yes
Thrown up in a restaurant:
Uh…no but my kids have and I caught it in my hand, well some of it (bet some of you moms can remember this)
Sworn in front of your parents:
Not really bad words
Had detention:
no
Been sent to the principal's office:
no - but got caught smoking outside school by vice-principle, he let me slide
Been called a hoe:
yeah
Been called a stank-foot mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
no, but have been called a bitch
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you?
free ring tones web site
What did it say:
it gave me my horoscope
Person to call you:
a tenant
Person you hugged:
Shelby my 16 year old daughter
Person you tackled?
I don’t tackle people
Thing you ate:
sliced ham on oat bread
Thing you drank:
bud-light while writing this
Thing you said:
Boo-Boo take a break, and leave the birds alone
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