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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground

and go into the woods.

Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane

in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that

he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his

mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the

woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a

big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt

Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said,

"Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the

rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when

you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go

into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt

Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane

helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Mommy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you

interrupt.

______________________________

Lynn E. Ritter :dance:

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Okay. I may be stepping over the line with this one, but it is in line with Jade's joke:

Little Johnny went up to his mother and asked; "Mommy, why does Daddy have two "things?" And Mommy answered and asked; "Why Johnny, what do you mean by two "things?" And Johnny say; "You know "things" and points to his pants zipper.

And Mommy chuckles and says; "Oh no Johnny, I assure you, Daddy only has one of those things, I know! Haha!" But Little Johnny is persistent, and presses on and says; "No no Mommy, Daddy has two things! I've seen them both!" And Mommy, her curiosity piqued, says; "Now what do you mean by that Johnny? You say that you have seen that he has two "things? Whatever do you mean?"

"Well", replies Little Johnny, "He has a little thing to go to the bathroom with, and a great big one to clean the baby sitter's teeth with!"

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