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moony3424

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  1. moony3424

    The New Rules

    What ever my hairdresser has.
  2. These are good. I copy/pasted this and sent them to my email lists.
  3. Darn! I missed it cause I was doin' sumthin' dum like driving to work.
  4. Naw. Why start now. The decade isn't over yet.
  5. I first heard this song around Thanksgiving (of all places in the car on the way to church). I laughed so much. Bowtwi what was that other one? ;)
  6. I'll be reminising an amazing year that includes a new life (my latest grandchild) a new best friend and love. I'll also be looking forward to the year ahead. Best of all is what doesn't change; Jesus Christ the same yesterday, today, and forever. God Bless all of you in the coming year.
  7. I listen to Joyce Meyer, Kenneth Copeland, Jesse Duplantis, and Creflo Dollar.
  8. Raf I just heard about this one on the news. This is the season that will not end. It just keeps on going and going and going... I kinda of thought that the names wouldn't start over until the begining of the new season in June. So where's the next hurricane party going to be? Raf? Belle? We really have to celebrate this one.
  9. moony3424

    The New Rules

    Do you know how much money we spend and pain we contend with to wax those puppies? <_<
  10. Just a quick post. My new position is demanding and I'm still getting used to the new hours, so I'm tired. Awww. Imagine that. A kid that thinks his parents are boring. hahaha Ted is working hard at coming down here, but is working on his music too.
  11. Could be...then again, may be. Ted, what do you think? Sudo, now that is passionate. Kathy I've always liked Dan Fogelberg. I do like your signature. It's very significant, isn't it?
  12. The Polar Express Of course I believe in Santa, now let me sleep or he won't come.
  13. moony3424

    Leroy

    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???" Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." OK, and who's next?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" Then I calls them by their last names."
  14. Ted I emailed you. Got to get ready to go to work. Everybody have a fantastic (not to be confused by this joke) day. moony
  15. moony3424

    Favorite Quotes

    Another answer: Give me the glass. Nope. It's now empty. :D
  16. Sharon, Does that ever bring back memories.
  17. I was wondering who was pushing me on that swing. ^_^
  18. Sudo Is it Harpo? I think I remember the story you told about the artist.
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