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(((((((((((( Slammin' Sammy )))))))))))))) Ex, Tommy J. and Marlene want you to be a rep re sent ta tive of the all corps stars. I WANNA Shadow ...

Those snowcones will I donate from the slack shop...

I would be in mid-sentence and a search window would pop-up and blank out everything I had typed (...and there was given to me a thorn in the flesh, the messinger of Satan, to Jimmy buffet me ...) All I know to do sometimes is pray. Yeah, I still pray. And guess what?? God, so far, has always come through. Maybe not in the exact way I had in mind, but He does come through. It HAS to be God, because I am so crappy at gambling, the lotto, and the like, that if God were NOT real and NOT listening, I would be below rock-bottom, endlessly digging my way up just to get to rock-bottom. The thread on Mrs. Wierwille & the DOA, err, BOD, is SO opposite to common sense appreciation and/or respect. We must needs INVITE our own beloved HARVE (he will always be HARVEY to me) to a secluded reunion ... and axe him to bring his husband Rosi-lie...

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((((((((Simonzeebugger)))))))))) Now THIS is our ensample of the stayed mind!!! I tried my best to get 'ole Simonette to shift gears WITH overlap, to get him to 'trip out' on the renewed landmine, but what does he do?? Why, it's as plain as the nose on mah face!! He HUGS me. Just like Sammy So-so. Just like Niatross. Syborg, you have melted mah heart with the golden glove of God in the renewed bat in manifestation in Wrigley playground. Why you were never our corps coordinator, I will never understand. With you at the helm, and Elrod at your right hand pitcher, we would have had a shutout. What do you think those Marlins' faces looked like after that shipwreck?? I'll bet they couldn't have won any beauty contests or NL championships. Let's just wait for tonite's contest. Maybe God almighty will recompense those stubbies for their erros, which was meet.

((( OJ Simpson )))) (((( Ted Bundy )))) (((((( Simon-Elopes ))) Birds of another (heteros) kind (genos) ... Watch ole Pudge tampa with those flubbies tonite!! (Do they play tonite??) Last night we witnessed devil spirits in action - did you see how the ball MYSTERIOUSLY was so simple for the Flubs to hit, and somehow, that same ball, not one of the men of god marlins could touch it. People, this deviates from simple logic and laws of nature!!! Just like that hurricane we learned about in PLAF. Whenever Satan wanted to wipe out an area, he'd send the hurricane. Well, he's ....ed about them marlins!!!! What say ye now, Simontheloathesome???

Ex, I don't see the Bayleaves nor Jeff. Maybe it's the lack of teeth that throws me off... Simon, pay no attention to the women behind the curtain. When you tell them to "Shut Up!!!" my estimation of you rises 100%. Where is Paul Kern??

Simonize, wouldn't it be sumpin if we had a staff car and could run around new knoxville toilet papering all things great and small?? How about tp'ing the Allen home, or the EOB, or howz about ambassador 1?? Maybe even the way big top ... We could use our welder corps hegothope and his tools of the trade to gain access to even the highest peaks. What a corps week THAT would be - everyone removing toilet paper from every nook & cranny at hq. Then afterwards, we could have a big doo. Flowers for Algernon, by golly ...

It is less that 1.5 hrs away from the 10:30 fellowship in the sonlight room. Did not our hearts BURN within us as we readied ourselves for the hard floor and the following cheese wedges? Exie, can you share with all of us the virtues of the fodder in the wierville at the afterglow tonite??

Simon, if you would spent one-tenth the amount of time with your head in the Verd as you do with these vain and profain babblings, these evidences of an unsound mind, these suggestions from the beasts of hell, you would find that not only would you FEEL more spiritually alive, but NOBODY would read these our treads. Keep up the good work, for you'll get your re-reward in the end ... Ouch!!!!

You keeds bring a tear to mah eye ... Yeah, serving time at the way c of e was interesting. The butt buckets - sometimes it was like treasure hunting for an unfinished smoke, one whose owner was not a good steward, whose sluggardly ways produced waste. But that waste was a prize for other not-so-fortunate saints. Maybe the sluggards used 'outside funds' for their cigs; therefore waste was no big deal. And howz 'bout those who had parents/sponsors who sent them care packages each month - candy, cigs, peanut butter & jelly ... You see, keeds, this is why so maany of the corps never matured, spiritually. The had their way around trusting God to furnish unfinished butts, to believe that seconds would be available on nights other than bortch night, and so on. Isn't it interesting that those of us posting here at the 9th corps partyline were the ones humble and meek to the instruction we received. Where's Dick DeNenno?? Where's Lenny?? Where's Diane Brown (how now brown cow)??

Thy verbs were found, and I did eat them... Wouldn't witnessing TODAY (to-yone) be interesting, with no bleedership to answer to?? I'd wanna go with that foul-mouthed sailor Simon. And Exie also (Lloyd Bishop KC Pallai). And the rest of "Stankey & our gang" ... ... and they fled out of the house, naked and wounded ...

"What meaneth this man?? Other some, What will this babbler say??" Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. "Say on." There was this farmer, who had OOODLES of sheep... Thou art the man. Leave my sheep alone. Get thee from behind them. They shall not eat their dung nor drink their .... with thee. As surely as thou hast covered thine feet before the multitude, so shalt God, even thy God, cover thy sins, if thou wilt but fall down and worship Him. (Fall over!! Fall over!!) Oh, it's good to be (CLAP!!) home again ...

Though your sins be as scarlet ... Come, let us all reason together from OUTSIDE the scriptures. Not that which goeth into a man defileth him, but that which cometh out. So, eat whatsoever you desire. Just don't go anorexicly to the bathroom afterwards. Keep thy stomach with all diligence ... Thanks be to swellolipper for keeping God and us 9th FIRST !!! Ex, why don't we live in the same town??? I believe it is God's PRIMARY will. Please share that with your husband.

The prophecy for today is, "Go find this Simon, you go find that man and bring him to me, and I'll ...... have his head!!"

Why, yes there is, Ex. But wouldn't you know it, it's manufacturered by Diabolos Industries...

Tommy can you feel me?? What a God-inspired idea!! Rent-A-Prayer-Closets!! We should have had these for the single corps during ROA's in times past. Nevertheless, concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me, it is good for a man not to touch a woman. Thank God Ex is MORE than a woman!!! How touching!! And when he had finished saying these things, he BREATHED on them ... Blessed assurance, State Farm is mine ...

JohngotsHope, why do we have READ our sermons?? And why PAY for a vehicle, when you could simply BELIEVE God for a WOW-mobile or something??? You see, nametags mean nothing to the true God. I could hash the Word to pieces with a brown staff nametag just as easily as I could with a red college division tag. Dont'cha see it??? But a green 7th corps tag is to die for!! The only thing I want to look down on, IF I am allowed to go to LV, is a big ole plate of fried chicken with whole wheat bisquits!! Momma told me not to come ...

Nika-son, thou art a strong woman, and a great comfort to others. ijkherqq ivcj i4fywlx ith]6mdl %davre, oh myohmy, damiewhyyoudothistome. Verily I say unto you, comma, today, comma, hold thy tongue, grayhead, for hast God given to thee the secret of His mysteries?? What hast thou which thou didst not receive?? I am not tired, as you suppose, seeing it is but the 15th hour of the day, but have been caught away with strangers unawares to the ninth corps heaven and earth, where rust doth not corrupt, nor thieves break through and steal. And I saw, His eyes behind my ears, Simon, standing with 9 stars in the left hand, and a hustler magazine in the right, and I heard a loud noise, as of a rushing mighty wind saying,"Ex, Ex, mother thy people." (I THINK it was "mother, but could have been "smother".) And who was I to withstand God, as GUESS at what these things might mean?? All I know is, once I was blind, but now I am deaf.

Pirate, those questions were to be used as part of any corps or 'Rut Locale' staff application. Our fodder in the Wierd was living the Word by redeeming the time - it's SO much faster to secure the underlings you want to when you know what they might be open to. Therefore the Dr. was smart then already ...

Yes, we will need Nika with her ministry as a teacher. And where's Fast-Buck?? He would make us as one with Las Vegas. This is indeed the One Body ... Simon is the elbow of our eye.

Valerie Knowlesbreathtraining must needs understand that we cannot but speak the things which we have seen and heard. And we 9th have such a GREAT cloud of witnesses that it would be folly to think it can all be contained on one thread. Has anyone stopped to consider the meals that should be served?? Where's Brenda Rhodes?? Jon Mahoney?? Ron?? Bill?? Willie?? These also(Bullinger) are amongst the great cloud aforementioned. Seconds WILL BE available ...

Simontheblowfish is out doing research on the unforgivable sin. But what is that to thee?? Follow thow me, See? John, I will need you to make arrangments for us in the SE region to fly in on Ambassador Fun. Hope will be our in-flight postess, along with Ex, Son-Isis and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver. I am also requesting the presents (yes, PRESENTS) of our brother in the trustees Harve, pronounced "Harvey". He it is from whom it shall be done. The Crustees this year will be center stage in the "Drink-A-Ton" competition. Once they are sufficiently liquered up, as it were, we will have a "close-corporation" Q&A session where every attendee shall have the opportunity to lovingly confront one of our bleeders in any manner he wishes. Hence, the theme for this year will be, "Each one Reach out & touch One". Finally, God told me to tell all of you that every nickle of ABS and sponsorship we gave shall be given back to our boo-sum threefold, pressed around, shaken to get her and running the back 40. Five - Hive; I see bees, large bees, buzzing around in front of the Wierwille home after a SNS, stinging Teek as he tries to snatch my hamberger ...

I am blessed to announce I will be available to lead songs, all 15 manifestations, give words for or from God, in the language of the people absent, receive the abundant sharing, allow shadowing, teach on the others crucified with the 9th corps, and will also be bringing a picture of Tick and audio tape of the love-coach pulling into the circle drive at Emporia in Sept, 1979. Please be taking up a spacial love offering in your legions to bring me on my way.

I just returned also, just like Ex, and am so sorry for yours and your family's loss. I know it is not an easy thing to deal with, but we as your 9th bro's & sis's, even tho we joke at about everything, are behind you and pray for you & yours. There will come a day when we all are together again, with no pain or sorrow ...