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tomtuttle

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  1. Love, Love, Love, mah people. (((((( SExie ))))))) {{{{{{ Rocky }}}}}}} >>>>> @*^$ Elrod !#%^#&& ~~~~~~ Mark Gagnon ~~~~~~ [[[[[[[ Dave Bedard ]]]]]] There I was ...
  2. Here am I, send me, to take over for Ex. I can see it yet ... Me, way corps assigned to erectional outreach, penile systems, as it were. I, like LCM in Atrophies of his spirits, will stand, firm and erect, before the incarcerated multitude, letting it flow like a FOUNTAIN, not little trickles, but a FOUNTAIN, of living waters. Speaking of trickles, any NASCAR fans out there know where Dick Trickle has been?? How would YOU like to have gone through high school with that name??? What do you think his back looked like?? Happy Thanksgiving to all. Wouldn't it be something if we could all celebrate Thursday together?? And now I go bound in the spirit back to work. Please SIT much for me as I hold it forth to the lost sheep of the house of Ishmael that are held in chains, no longer free to roam. Fall over!!! Fall over !!!!!
  3. Oh yes, my reagards as well, Mr. Fellowshrimper, in whom we live and move and have our being ...
  4. Honey!!!! Oh, Honey !!!!!! I wanna say something !!!! TomOddball, pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain. Hello mah peeps. Verily, you are that you are.
  5. Please SIT for a three-way with Marcia on this side, Rosi-lie on that side, and Simon in the midst. Where is Cindy Sumac?? She had one eye on Simon also ... She's the one eye, the one eye, the one I love ...
  6. Alright, alright, I confess. I am a lesbian (or look just like one). But none of these things move ME!! But again I think you hit the hammer on the snail, simon. Not once in the 3 years in residence did a single 9th corps gal go a whorin' with me. And just because I was married was no reason to deny a brother in the lord a blessing. Hey, flesh is flesh, no big deal. Do you get offended when I shake your hand?? It's just flesh. Besides, I have a sister. Nuthin new to me... Simon, Donna Ozarieu (sp) had an eye for you ...
  7. ... and yet for all that would they not hear (to the end of action) us. My, my, what great a matter a little fire kindleth. Where's Kindleth Burns??
  8. I agree with what Simon Jumpup said. What about OUR needs??? Where in the bible does it say "give without expecting to receive back" ?? Our words, say they, are weighty. They are not meant to be a musing, lighthearted daily reading motion with devotion. They are to be taken as THE Word Of God, rightly decided, by the household within the household within the family of the 9th corps, of which we are members in particular. Simon the firstfruits, then those that are his at his coming (you ARE coming, aren't you Simon??). And what the more shall I say?? For time would fail me to enumerate all the good and just and perfect things we of the 9th corps household give freely to the rest of the uncomely parts. So give glory to God and be thankful that ye receive (dechomai - Bulinger) even the minute crumbs from our table that we are allowed of God to share. As it is written, He goeth after her straightway, as an ox to the slaughter, and as a fool to the correction of the stocks...
  9. Maybe brother Strange had some of that hot, fresh coffee. Maybe my sons have sinned ...
  10. ... that you can THINK of ???? I THINK the seven stars are the 7 tribes of the house of Osama. Wasn't Sceva, the jew, related to Michael Fertita?? Where's CrustyZipper??
  11. That's IT!!!!! Just stay put. Now we're LEARNING something !!! What are the 5 stars??
  12. Taste not, touch not, handle not, which all perish with the using. Class, what category does 'touch' fall into??
  13. I know .... You were about to bring new light to our day and time and hour, and the Father said, "No deal, Exie!!!", correct?? I pronounce you Mother of the Cafe !!! Thank you, mother ...
  14. Let the 9th corps tire tread be at the top, and it was so ...
  15. Hellozipper, you are the example to us fellow sippers of the way of a man with a maid. And not a man-made maid, either, although sometimes that might be preferrable, like on a Sunday afternoon while trying to watch a football game. I'm hungry for a pack of gum, like Jesus was for a fig ... Where's my love Sexie?? Where's Krasowski?? Where's Cramer? Where's Quass??????
  16. bottle in front of me than a frontal lombotomy
  17. Mellowtripper, just ask yourself one question before you go getting all sweet on this gal: "Is this BEST??" You see, it's not a battle between good and evil, it's a battle between good and BEST!!! Ask also, "Where have those lips been in the last _____ months??" Or maybe, "Would I want someone to do THIS to ME????" Just walk in love, mah people, eros love ... Any chance of you recording your innermost secrets and intimate times with us, your household?? As it is written; Behold, all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of Him with whom we have to do." Simonion, I am again getting that mind picture of Rosi-lie with her hot pant set ...
  18. Fellowsmoocher Fellowbonder Fellowslicker All I gots to say is "Don't get no lipstick on yo dipstick, fellowsticker" ... This thread is the brotherhood of the fellowshipping fellowshippers, fellowslipping right back into our fellowloving ways ...
  19. Now I lay me down .... Daaa!!! THAT'S not it!!! Lets see, Happy anniver ...., nope, not it either ... Uuuuhhhhhh ... We welcome you to lolipop land ... oh dear... Simonion, you and all those you house in the upper sto-rey, have a GREAT birthday!!!! I'd send a rent-a-gal, but you'd probably witness to her. Gee, you gotta be getting pretty old now, huh?? Wouldn't it be sumthin if we were back in res ....... Happy bday, you foul-mouthed sailor !!!!!!!
  20. Two Toms?? I wanna tell you, we're all gone now...
  21. Tutt and Zip : Cooking WOW burgers. Kickin' the hogs, praisin' the lawd!!!!
  22. My jellostiffer, Oh how I love thee. O for a thousand annie no-toes to sing ... Who is this Godsprivateinterpretation?? Bring him out to us, that we may know him ... Ex, I thank you and I thank you for setting me up with the VPWWOW hotline that summer. Why, I can see it yet, that fire-engine red phone, a direct line to the SOGWAP for our stay and our dime. And I remember the dog, what was his name?? Simon, you are the MAN. Spit like a house afire... I got another (allos) job, one where I cannot work from home (yet), so I must needs split like a twig sos I can be there at corps time. Love, love, love, mah people!!!
  23. Nika, that was a favorite of mine also, to just sit and watch the pea-pul go by. That was the best way to find someone. I remember the corps week/ROA just after I got divorced, I showed up, feeling too wierd, like I'd murdered someone, or stolen the love coach for some joy riding. I was out by the registration tent riding in on a flat bed, and saw 2 9th corps, the male of which smoked pot with the bee-uls, and their love and greetings put me back at ease. Made me feel like I was not the HUGE failure we were made to feel like. Like I still had some worth to someone. There I was, a corps grad, and needed some help. How weak!!! How outta fellowship!!! Thank God Craiggy wasn't the one to greet me in his special way ...
  24. You know, I just posted on the "What do you do with your Sundays now" thread, and it got me thinking. I really am so glad I am not in TWI anymore. The ONLY thing I miss is you'z guys. And I do miss the fellowship we had in our early days. But this posting site brings back great memories and gives me joy to hear that so many of you all have moved on and are thankful like I am. I also hurt for some of us who had to go through things many of us were not even aware of, things that cannot be totally erased. My thanks to God, and to all of you, for making life exciting and a joy once again.
  25. We are falling behind like a cubbie or yankee ...
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