Mister P-Mosh

I tried it using my real name and got the following:

Actually it's not so bad discussing your sex life with your mother. What's really unsettling is having her return the favor, though: That is indeed a horrible, horrible thought. I shall bring it up with other people who would be more horrified than I am by that. Personally, I am all too aware of the actions of my parents since I have a handful of younger siblings.

I guess "god" used his foreknowledge to place the plates of the Earth in such places that it would cause earthquakes eventually in the places that people that don't follow TWI's form of religion live. Of course, places like California buy protection from the wrath of god by simply using their wealth to build stronger buildings.

I won't really participate in this discussion as there is at least one person participating in this thread that knew me when I was a kid. I wouldn't want to ruin their image of me as a wonderful little boy or a good young man. :D--> Plus, it would almost feel like discussing my sex life with my mother, which doesn't sound that good either.

Since Rocky got rid of his post, I won't escalate things by linking to goatse. Well, I wouldn't do that here anyway but I have a feeling that you are the type to read slashdot and would know what I'm talking about.

It was sarcasm, which is my odd form of a sense of humor. Don't mind me.

I wasn't here last week but I guess the phallic symbol of saturnalia background has caused devil spirits to enter this site and wreak havoc on it. Only the true disciples of the remnant can handle the spiritually strong meat of the site, and find the way in.

I ended up going on scholarships and paying for a little out of pocket. My dad (the birth one, not my stepdad who raised me) offered to pay for me to go to school, and somehow got a loan for it that he then used to go buy a new car. TWI never really factored in much in my college plans. I figured I would go WOW or WD later on, because I needed to get school out of the way first. Of course, I ended up getting a decent job during school and then later on I found an even better one, during which time I left TWI amidst all the pressure that was increased on me to quit my job and go work at Fazolli's and live in a one bedroom apartment with ten people as a Way Disciple or whatever nonsense they do.

Is anyone else having problems connecting to the main listing of the forums? For example, I can't go here but I can go here. I don't know why it would make a difference. Hopefully I haven't been banned for anything but it would be a weird ban if so. [This message was edited by pawtucket on January 04, 2004 at 10:48.]

As far as I can tell, there are no real miracles. There is chance, there are coincidences in our minds, and there are frauds. Chance comes into play when something bad happens that could have been worse or when you avoid something bad. Although it could have been from completely natural causes, you find comfort in attributing it to God because it means that it could happen again if you were ever in another situation like that. The reality is that if a person was caught in traffic and missed a flight where the plane eventually crashed they want to find reason in their life going on. If they had died, there would not seem to have been any miracle. Only unexpected or improbable things are considered miracles. Then there are coincidences. If you are driving down a dark road and perhaps you subconciously hear a car engine coming you drive a little more careful at the intersection and avoid an accident purely by instinct. God had nothing to do with it, it was just your self-preservation kicking in. Then there are the frauds that claim miracles in order for personal gain. I don't think there are any of those around here, but there are plenty on church shows on TV. Anyway, I don't want to insult anyone here, I just don't see anything strong enough to prove that their "miracles" are anything other than chance or a coincidence. If I saw Jesus walking on water, I'd have to put my hand under his shoes to make sure he's not standing on something.

An amusing off-topic thing of note is that on the front page this topic is abbreviated to, "So What Did You Get For Christ..." as to which I would have to say that I tried to trade him in but they wouldn't accept that model. Anyway, as to what I got, I don't know yet. I got a DVD and some money, but I have yet to buy my own gift and because of the travel I haven't been given the gifts of my relatives.

Great idea, lame implementation. Basically, it's about a guy who is a consultant for tech companies that is really smart so they hire him to reverse engineer stuff from competitors, then erase his memories of that for some reason that makes no sense. He does one last job for a typical creepy CEO guy that you know is going to try to screw him over just by looking at him. The guy wakes up from having his memories erased, is in trouble, and finds that he sent himself objects to get out of bad situations. Uma Thurman is in it, but as little more than an extra.

Home Alone 4 "Oh no, I'm 34 years old and my mom left me home with no beer and I'm too lazy to drive to the store because girls will laugh at me for driving an 83 Buick! *smacks cheeks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Agreed. The relationship between Sam and Frodo was the gayest thing on film since "The Birdcage" and even then it's close. I think it's the same one, but towards the end right before Frodo gets on the boat, the camera pans in such a way that it is focused on the sides of Frodo and Sam while it's mostly just their heads in the shot, which is a pretty standard kissing position in movies. The fact that they didn't kiss suprised me.

One potential problem that I will have to rewatch to double check for is Frodo's finger. I'm sure you all remember when Gollum bit off the finger to get the ring, leaving a bloody stump and also that Frodo had it bandaged up in the scene where he was in bed. However, I'm not sure about the scene with Sam and Frodo sitting on the rock, and I'm pretty sure that later scenes show Frodo with a full finger again. I don't know for sure and will watch it again when it comes out on DVD, but I do think they messed up there. Of course, that's nothing compared to what I read about the first one which apparently shows powerlines and either a plane or car (I forgot which.)

It is pretty funny, although the experience was slightly ruined by some fat idiots that took their fat kid and all were talking loudly throughout the whole thing.

I wanted to see it but there was no way I could get tickets for anything that would let me get home before 1am and I have to work tomorrow. I think there should be a rule that if a movie is over 2 hours long, it should first be released on DVD so that we can go ahead and buy it and watch it on our own time.

She was the confederate's daughter, upon the sight of her my Dixie wrecked. Also, not exactly the same but the small Irishman with Down syndrome is called "Wee Todd."

We always celebrated it, but I was constantly lectured on how the tree represents a penis for everyone else (for us it was just a nice tradition to represent the way tree or something else I forgot) and how Jesus was really born on September 11th. Still, we had a tree, gift giving, decorations, cookies (YAY!), music, and everything else. My parents cared quite a bit about their kids and we all got to experience things like this growing up. There was the cussing over putting up the tree and all that but it seems humorous now.

I think the fact that Zixar and I agree should be enough to say how good this movie is. :D-->

You're welcome. This is actually an older version of what I use on my site. The only difference is that I pass a variable to allow people to send emails to multiple accounts. The only problem right now is that it's not database-driven so I want to set that up, so I simply use my database to get the list of people that can recieve an email and populate that.

Save this to html: <h3>Contact Us:</h3> <form name="form" method="post" action="email.php"> <p class="bodymd">Your Name<br> <input type="text" name="Name"> </p> <p class="bodymd">Your Email<br> <input type="text" name="Email"> </p> <p class="bodymd">Comments or Questions<br> <textarea name="Comments" rows="5" cols="40"></textarea> </p> <p class="bodymd"> <input type="submit" name="Submit" value="Submit"> <input type="reset" name="Reset" value="Clear Form"> </p> </form> Save this as email.php <?php if (($Name == "") || ($Email == "") || ($Comments == "")) { echo "<form name=form method=post action=email.php>"; echo "<p class=bodymd>Please fill out the fields in order to send an email.</p>"; echo "<p class=bodymd>The ones you missed are listed below.</p>"; } if ($Name == "") { echo "<p class=bodymd>Your Name<br><input type=text name=Name></p>"; } else { echo "<input type=hidden name=Name value=$Name>"; } if ($Email == "") { echo "<p class=bodymd>Your Email<br><input type=text name=Email></p>"; } else { echo "<input type=hidden name=Email value=$Email>"; } if ($Comments == "") { echo "<p class=bodymd>Comments or Questions<br><textarea name=Comments rows=5 cols=40></textarea></p>"; } else { echo "<input type=hidden name=Comments value=$Comments>"; } if (($Name == "") || ($Email == "") || ($Comments == "")) { echo "<input type=submit name=Submit value=Submit>"; echo "<input type=reset name=Reset value=Clear Form>"; echo "</form>"; } else { $message = "Name: $NamenEmail: $EmailnUser Agent: $HTTP_USER_AGENTnIP Address: $REMOTE_ADDRnRemote Host: $R EMOTE_HOSTnComments: $Commentsn"; $extra = "From: $NamernReply-To: $Emailrn"; mail ("PUTYOUREMAILHERE@ISP.COM", "Website Email from $REMOTE_HOST", $message, $extra); echo "<p class=bodymd>Thanks for your inguiry, $Name.</p>"; echo "<p class=bodymd>A response will be sent to $Email as soon as possible.</p>"; echo "<p class=bodymd><A HREF="java script:history.back()" onMouseOver="return setStatus('Back')" onMouseOut="return setStatus('')">Go Back</A></center>"; } ?> You have to have PHP installed, but it should work pretty much instantly if you do, although you may want to change it a bit. You do absolutely have to change the email address though. I use vi for all my web development, although for work I usually just use notepad.

Q: When is bedtime in Jackson's Neverland ranch? A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

Well, I would say that it was not the best nor the worst movie I've ever seen. Although not really related, I guess you could compare some aspects of Dances with Wolves (for the white guy joining a different culture aspect) and Braveheart for the fight sequences. It's also pretty long, but I enjoyed it. The most refreshing thing for me is that it wasn't overburdened by a love sequence. I don't think I'll spoil it by saying this, but the most Tom Cruise did was get a quick kiss and a hug.

This is a pretty good movie, despite the fact that it has Tom Cruise who is a pretty bad actor most of the time. Anyway, it's about a military man who is fighting his inner demons from the civil war and the native genocide of the mid 1800's, who goes over to Japan to train the imperial Japanese military from scratch. He gets captured by the other side, who are Samurais and he learns their culture and way of thinking, while fighting his own flaws and pain. Most importantly, there is lots of sword fighting, as well as blowing up things, guns, arrow, etc. You don't get to see any cute asian girls nude, unfortunately, but it's still ok. It's amazing that such a proud and noble people evolved into the tentacle porn loving perverts of today by simply coming into contact with American and European civilization.