I don't think he got our sarcasm/humor.
Funny thing is (for those who caught it) "wax on, wax off" does appear in Dogma, so my joke there was actually two jokes. We all know he really meant Rocky.
Ummm, Karate Kid
Ok, I'll fess up: I pretended to like that song. Dreadful, wasn't it?
Why am I here?
I enjoy chatting. I enjoy dialogue.
And it's cheaper than therapy.
If it were an inaccurate description, I'd be insulted. As it stands, I'm very happy to see that someone went and named a drink for me!
If I see it, I'll raise a glass in your honor.
I'm not surprised that you can't see the comparison and therefore write it off as 'idiotic." If I had any respect for your analytical skills, I'd try to explain it to you. But I don't. So I won't.