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I do not understand your question. If you're saying that I'm deliberately misrepresenting Mike to make a funny, I wish I were joking. If you're saying those items do not constitute misrepresenting God or Christ and idolizing VPW, then I respectfully disagree. If you're saying that it's ridiculous to suggest you pore over tons and tons of doctrinal discussions, I feel your pain. :)

Allan, I can only advise you to check out tons and tons of doctrinal discussions, but to summarize: God authorized VPW to plagiarize; (misrepresenting God) Jesus will return reading from a PFAL book; (misrepresenting Christ) The earth shook when Wierwille walked, partly due to his overdose of brains and brawn. (idolizing VPW).

Your guesses total 13 words. One of them is helpful. :) Hint: the movie is just one word.

Well, since Tom clearly has no interest in posting pics... :)

I was going to post this, but I... missed it, by that much!

I was sure it would be easy. :) Dead Poets Society.

Is there a time limit on editing old posts? I tried to remove my logo from an old post and couldn't.

Your choices: Talk about what you're going to do to return the thread to its topic, thus making sure the attention stays on you, or... Just go back to the topic already. I know you're capable.

You have demonstrated quite adequately that your reading comprehension skills are not quite up to par, which has led you to your idolatrous and ridiculous conclusions. However, I do not have the time or the patience to instruct you on elementary things you should have learned before high school. Let's leave it at, "I did not say what you claimed I said, so please stop misrepresenting me. Again."

I'm sorry you didn't bring your glasses with you, Mike, but please re-read what I wrote before you deliberately and falsely misrepresent me as readily as you deliberately and falsely misrepresent God and Christ. I said you do this to every other thread YOU'RE ON. I didn't say you did it to every thread. On to Mordor!

Why not? You do it to every other thread you're on. How about: "Rehashing the Crap Mike's Been Trying to Pitch Even Though It's Been Debunked More Times Than We Can Count."

Excellent work, guys.

Enjoy the day, Garth! 30 again!

"But to you that hear I say, Love your enemies; do good to those that hate you..." Hmm, whom to heed? Oldiesman or Christ? Tough call.

Wow, so today is the last day of the Greasespot Cafe we've known for so long! The place is gettin renervated! It's about time. The vinyl seats have more tears than an Englishman after a werewolf attack. New coffeepots?

Hannibal ?

Category 5 now. Go, Texas!!!

Crippled Jet Lands Safely at L.A. Airport Sep 21 9:24 PM US/Eastern LOS ANGELES A JetBlue airliner with its front landing gear stuck sideways safely landed Wednesday, balancing on its back wheels as it slowed on the runway at Los Angeles International Airport. Did any of you see it? It was on CNN. Awesome. We all applauded like mad when we saw it.

Bill, Not everyone on this board is a Christian, and not every Christian on this board agrees with you on the proper application of the Sermon on the Mount in this particular case. Shameless plug alert: Take a look at issue 3. You may be asked for a username and password when you click on that link. Just hit cancel, and the Microsoft Word document will pop up.

While we KEEP WAITING for Tom, here's an easy one:

What's wrong with Kenyon? First off, I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with him. I'm saying that he's not terribly respected in mainstream Christianity. The big reason for this is that he's considered the founder of the "word-faith" movement, something TWI is very much a part of. Anyone who teaches "law of believing" type doctrine is a part of that movement. In addition to Wierwille, who plagiarized Kenyon, this includes Kenneth Hagin, who plagiarized Kenyon, and Kenneth Copeland, who plagiarized Kenyon. Here's some criticism of Kenyon: http://www.equip.org/free/DC755-1.htm Sound familiar? "Confession of believe yields receipt of confession" anyone? Believing equals receiving? http://www.deceptioninthechurch.com/word-faith2.html http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...=glance&s=books

Good luck, Texas!

Your turn, Tom!

That was you?

Amen. And OJ did it. His acquittal is interesting to look at, though, isn't it. I could talk to the OJ jurors and argue with them until I'm blue in the face. But OJ did it.