A Bronx Tale
New one:
Waitress: Help you two?
Customer 1: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Waitress: Yeah.
Customer 1: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Waitress: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
Customer 1: No ma'am, dry.
Customer 2: Do you have any fried chicken ma'am?
Waitress: Best damned chicken in the state.
Customer 2: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Waitress: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Customer 2: Four fried chickens. And a Coke.
Customer 1: And some dry white toast please.
Waitress: Ya'all want anything to drink with that?
Customer 1: No ma'am.
Customer 2: A Coke.
Waitress: Be right back.