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Raf

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  1. Oh, all right.... The Shining
  2. Could you repeat that? Again. And again. And again. And again.
  3. You already have everything you need. Say it all fast. Out loud. And forget the first name.
  4. Yes. But as I have no follow up, I won't guess out loud. Or maybe that's just what I want you to think.
  5. "Why did these people give up all their things, and head west in covered wagons?" "Cause if they headed east, they would have drowned?" ***** "Mike, a voice just came out of the radiator and it sounded a lot like God!" "No, ..., that's Jimmy." "You call Him Jimmy?" ***** "Okay, what in the name of Jimmy is going on down here?"
  6. I'd submit that very, very few journalists would care.
  7. Nope. Come on, what is Evel Kneivel?
  8. My momma took one look at me and called me Thelma. Just like your momma took one look at you and called you Mad Dog. Good Times
  9. Sorry, that's right. There is a movie called over the top, and no, that's not the answer to this puzzle. I'll take it if no one gets it by the end of today. One word. Noun. Three syllables.
  10. There is such a movie, but that's not what I'm looking for (would never be THAT obvious, remember).
  11. "Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man." *** "Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?"
  12. Not only can they not be supported by the Bible, they are both flat out contradicted by the Bible. Talk about putting God in a box! He can create everything from nothing, but he can't have a chat with someone what ain't born agin? Nonsense. God can speak to anyone directly. And He can give, say, manna, which means "what is it?" Well, I don't know what it was, but if they ate it, it wan't spirit.
  13. The greeting was when they walked in on some people doing marijuana. It's the same episode that had "there's gonna be troubllllle." I was about to post: "I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions!" "Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing." But yes, it's The Facts of Life. Next!
  14. that's what a good movie quote does. :) "And I needed to tell you something: You were never second, ever." ***** "Did he have wavy hair and chestnut eyes?"
  15. " I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk." ***** "Everyone got upset. They had a meeting. Mom started crying. I don't draw like that any more." "How do you draw now?" "Draw... people smiling, dogs running, rainbows. They don't have meetings about rainbows."
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