Sorry: danged real life getting in the way of the important things, like the name that TV show thread!
"What does RSVP mean?"
"Don't be an idiot, Stinky, it means Refreshments Served at Vito's Party!"
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"My father built this cabin by hand."
"Wow! No tools or anything? Cool!"
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"What do you know about guys?"
"Well, I've been one for fifteen years."
"But you're nineteen."
"Interesting story..."