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After Tropical Storm Fay did absolutely nothing the forecasters said it was going to do, I decided I would no longer name these threads after the "cones," but instead would call them WAGs, because these are, frankly, educated but wild-a-- guesses. So, here's the WAG of Gustav.

Guys, Clearly, neither the reporter nor the editor were aware of The Way, or they chose not to broadcast their awareness. Far as the reporter was concerned, this is a nice story about a guy who's serious about church, period. I'd put this in the category of "face value" journalism: it's about what people say and do, not about anything deeper than that. Nothing necessarily wrong with that, unless there's something beneath the surface, as we know there is in this case. Had I been the editor, I'd have recused myself from this story and explained exactly why.

Didn't realize it's been 10 days since I last posted here. So what's the progress? Well, I'm not off Chantix, but I'm not taking the prescribed dosage either. More like half: one pill a day, if that. Today, for example, I didn't have one. Doc says that's fine. And the bottom line: haven't had a cigarette in six weeks. Was it the drug, the determination, or both? I don't know. I'm just so happy I could eat a pineapple.

TWI was a great big crap sandwich, and the more bread you had, the less crap you had to taste.

thinking...

Surely, you can't be serious.

POLICY CHANGE ALERT: From now on, I will no longer be naming these threads "The Cone of..." Why? Because in my view, the cone should never shift. It should be REALLY broad, and then it should get more narrow. But it should never move. Every place the storm is hitting right now was originally outside the cone. Am I being nitpicky? Of course. This is amateur fun, not meteorology. So, from now on, these threads will be named "The WAG of..." Just FYI.

So now the sotrm, which never did reach hurricane strength, is going to move over the state, into the Atlantic, and back over the northern part of the state, where I expect it will fizzle out. This has been a test. In the event of an actual emergency....

Woohoo! My story is the lede item on the Drudge Report. I may earn my salary with this one.

correct

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Jurassic Park Richard Attenborough Miracle on 34 St

I'd have accepted any variation of "Robin Hood" except for Disney's.

Airplane II?

Nope. Horse thief turned brazen serial robber kills chief law enforcement officer, gets thanked for it by head of state.

Well, Tropical Nuisance Fay is still barrelling north, headed for Fla's west coast. Bear it well, friends.

they're saying hurricane by the time it reaches the sw florida coast

This may be premature, but just in case...

yup

"You think white people go around callin' each other 'honky' all day, man? 'Hey, honky, how's business?' 'Going great, cracker, we're diversifying!'"

The Dark Knight

Taaa Daaaaaaa!!!!!

Oh,yeah. ummm.... Horse thief kills chief law enforcement officer and gets thanked by the head of state.

I thought the thread title was referring to a HUGE cheeseburger. Glad you lived to tell the tale. Listen to your doc! I just got a clean bill of health not an hour and a half ago.