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Gina (sighhhh) Gershon Showgirls Kyle MacLachlan

Dudley Moore Crazy People Darryl Hannah

Dear TWI, I address you as TWI because I recognize that I am no longer actually writing to people, to human beings who care about what I think and whose thoughts and feelings actually concern me. I am writing to an entity, an embodiment of the concept of groupthink masquerading as independent thought and "real life, not some imitation." I wonder, honestly, when was the last time you did something real? It probably doesn't matter. You're not reading this anyway. Oh, you see the words. But you're not reading it. You're examining it. Searching for indications of devilry, no doubt. You're looking for that quote you can pull out as proof that leaving the prevailing winds of the household of the word's way, or whatever it is you call yourself these days, has some kind of damaging effect on the soul. There was a time I would care. There was a time I would do the same to you: explore your platitudes and endless quibblings with platitudes and endless quibblings of my own. You had me going for a WHILE, I must admit. But in the years since I last set foot on your farm, I've grown to realize something. I don't care what you think. No, seriously, hear me out: I don't care what you think. I don't care what you say. I don't care what you teach or preach. I don't care what's right with it. I don't care what's wrong with it. I don't care if you sell it to anyone and I don't care if you sell it to no one. I don't care if you have five followers left or if you have 5,000 or 500,000. I don't care what you're calling your class these days, and I don't care who gets the credit for teaching it. I don't care if you gave proper credit to your original sources or if you give credit to those who once contributed to your cause but now reject you. And I don't care what you think of my apathy. I am free of you. As free as I am of the gods of Olympus and the influences of the Zodiac, I am free of you. Aha, you may say, but what about the Word? What about God? Yes, those are good questions. And I do have answers. But you are not entitled to them. I do not care to share them with you. Did you miss the part where I said I am free? You did? I don't care. Goodbye.

Human w/o Bean: you blundered on the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels follow up. No harm done. We'll just keep going from Ahnold. But it's actor-movie-actor, followed by movie-actor-movie... You posted actor-costar-movie. Again, not a big deal. Just something to watch out for. Unless there's a movie named Michael Caine that starred Mr. Destiny... Where were we. Oh yes. The Terminator Michael Beihn Aliens

Holy cow, someone saw Avalanche Express. On the shelf next to Traxx, no doubt. Robert Shaw Jaws Richard Dreyfuss

"It's terribly small, tiny little country. Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. That's how small it is."

"I wish I had a dime for every dime I had."

Platoon Classic

You know who he is, too. But I can't tell you. Mostly because he doesn't like having his birthday posted on the Internet. Looney people tend to find him, even though he doesn't use his real name. So, old friend, happy birthday. Peace be with you. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Beautician and the Beast Timothy Dalton The Rocketeer

Julianne Moore was in The Fugitive. She played the Doctor who almost busted Kimble because she caught him looking at a patient's chart. Turned out Kimble saved that patient's life. So now I find a movie Julianne Moore was in (The Fugitive), an actor or actress who was in that movie (Joey Pants: I can't remember how to spell his last name), and a different movie starring THAT actor (He's been in like a billion movies, including Daredevil, La Bamba, etc) I picked an older movie, Running Scared. Now your job is to find an actor or actress in Running Scared, another movie starring that person, and someone else in THAT movie. Make sense?

The Fugitive Joey Pants Running Scared (1980s buddy cop flick, not the more recent, more serious action thriller)

Correct, George.

Wow. and that was a freebie for WordWolf, too. Let's see: "Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping."

The rule is against sequels to get TO actors that appear in both films. There's no rule against cameos to get to actors that are not in the first movie (ie, even if it were a sequel, it would be okay because JLC is not in Coming to America). Burt Reynolds Boogie Nights Julianne Moore

"Hey, I was thinking, for the dance, what about a big sign that says 'Don't Tread On Me'? You know, and a picture of the earth?" "Don't tread on the earth?... How do you not tread on the earth? I mean, you kind of have to." "I never thought of that."

Don Ameche oh yes he was Trading Places Jamie Lee Curtis

oops. I would have gone with Disclosure rather than The Game, but okay. Where are we... Cool World Brad Pitt Thelma & Louise

Oh hello. RAMBO: The One Without the Subtitle

The In Laws Michael Douglas The War of the Roses

That's hysterical. I think I saw that movie once, in theaters, with Word Wolf. Here's an easy one for you: "You were right about one thing. The negotiations were short."

Hmm. King Ralph ?

Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday dear Shellon and Rascal's Abby and my LEO! Happy Birthday to you!

Parenthood Tom Hulce Amadeus

Kurt Russell Tango and Cash Sylvester Stallone