"Why didn't you identify yourself as a police officer when you were arrested?"
"Cause I was mindin' my own business. Hey, where the f--- do you guys get off on arresting somebody for getting thrown out of a window?"
"We have six witnesses that say you broke in and started tearing up the place, then jumped out the window!"
"And you guys believe that? What the f--- are you, cops or doormen?"
"We're more likely to believe an important local businessman than a foul-mouthed jerk from out of town."
"Foul-mouthed? F--- you, man."