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Roddy McDowall, not Peter O'Toole. The remake featured Anton Yelich (sp? He played Chekov in the Star Trek reboot) and Colin Farrell as Jerry the vampire. Chris Sarandon (the original Jerry) had a cameo. He gets killed right quick.

I'm gonna kick myself when WordWolf reveals his answer. I just know it. Happy birthday, by the way, since no one understood my cryptic post in open.

"For real" is a partial tagline quote. the full quote is "Welcome to Fright Night... for real." Fright Night, in the movies, is the name of the show that "vampire hunter" Peter Vincent hosts on late night TV (original) / Las Vegas (remake). So... oh, never mind. You're up.

No. Just kidding. Of course that's it.

I can't believe you guys don't know this one from all the clues. "For real."

I guess my clues are a trite slight. Or maybe you should put up more of a bright fight. This isn't coming off quite right.

We had a birthday earlier this week. Won't say when. Won't say whose. Just saying: He's a regular here and you all know and love him. Hope it was fun, old friend.

It may help if you looked at the clues in the right light. [That's not a quote, just trying to move this along. Hoping the sight might help you figure out which movie this is.]

I've had West Side Story on the brain recently, as you could tell. I'm PRETTY sure Romeo and Juliet played out over more than 24 hours. Could be wrong, though.

Boy meets girl, kills her brother, has sex with her and dies for her within a period of roughly 24 hours.

Yeah, the challenge is, most of the decent lines in this one are giveaways. That last one should at least clue you in to the genre. "You read way too much Twilight." "That's fiction, okay. This is real. He's a real monster and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. He's the f------ shark from Jaws. He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everybody around him is dead. And I seriously am so angry you think I read Twilight."

Hook Dustin Hoffman All the President's Men

"My name is Darth Vader. I am an extra-terrestrial being from the planet Vulcan!"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I hear crickets. Okay, next clue: "I don't need an invitation if there's no house."

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do. That doesn't narrow it down. That's like, mini-golf and sushi."

George, are you thinking of The Night Stalker?

By the way, you got the right show (Woody Woodpecker) but the wrong specific cartoon. "If Woody had gone straight to the police..." was a different short. But yes, it was Woody Woodpecker. Aside from his laugh, Woody did not speak in the Dragnet spoof episode (featuring THE BAT!) And of course, for some reason, no one mentioned Dark Shadows.

Giovanni Ribisi That Thing You Do! Steve Zahn

The Addams Family Next: "The story you are about to see is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent." Bonus: "The story you are about to see is a BIG FAT LIE! No names have been changed to protect ANYBODY!"

13 Going on 30

No one wants a fella with a social disease. Actually, in hindsight, I believe the repeated word is "trouble," not "problem." My bad. "The trouble is he's lazy." "The trouble is he drinks." "The trouble is he's crazy." "The trouble is he stinks!" "The trouble is he's growing." "The trouble is he's grown!"

You said "new show," so I thought you were posting a mashup. My error. I do not recognize the line either.

"The problem is he's lazy." "The problem is he drinks." "The problem is he's crazy." "The problem is he stinks!" "The problem is he's growing." "The problem is he's grown!"

Kate and Leopold