"My husband Steve drank himself to death in here. Don't you think you owe his boy something?"
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"Boney Maroney? To these sh*t stompers?"
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"Howdy! Here's one out of Lubbock, Texas."
"Lubbock, Texas?"
"Follow me."
Incorrect:
Word Wolf, I think this quote is so much of a giveaway that you should be disqualified.
"60 takes; I didn't hear a difference in one of them."
"Look Rosie, you're not my wife, all right? Stop being such a drag. What the sh**'s eating you anyway?"
"I'm pregnant. [silence] Well aren't you gonna say anything?"
"What's there to say? It's not my first. Or my last."