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Human without the bean

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  1. From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens.We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself.
  2. Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas gas! You come in to look for a king Anybody could be that guy Night is young and the music's high With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
  3. Oops, no you got it bfh. It popped into my head the wrong way.
  4. HEY""""""""AQUALUNG""""""""""""""""" You never close your eyes anymore when we kiss
  5. Sandra Bullock A Time To Kill Matthew McConaughey
  6. Meet The Fockers Barbara Streisand (could of went with Dustin) The Mirror Has Two Faces
  7. Jbarrax. Care to expand on the post that you made. It's probably a well-known flick but I'm thinking I haven't seen it.
  8. Wondering if anybody's seen Lady Hawke or not? Good movie. Kill Bill Lucy Liu Charlie's Angels
  9. Hurray. You got it. Go directly pass go and collect 200 dolas. Thanks for playing bfh. We could use a few more players.
  10. O.K. I got some more. This should do it. (But probably not) Smile, you're at Mr. Smiley's, that'll be four eighty-nine, please. Would you like some Smiley Sauce? No. No, actually... I'd like to fill out an application. There's not jobs for manager, it's just for counter. Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility. And I'll throw in the most famous line from this movie for free Welcome to Americas Weirdest Home Movies
  11. Whenever TMOGFOT (not correctly put) would come on the scene we were always encouraged to make love offerings as a sign of respect. And,what I expected from the AC was to know the love of Christ Eph. 3:19 and manifest all 9 operations, which I never did. All that time, money, work, energy combined, you'd figure I could at least buy one of the revelation manifestations? :o
  12. No, that's not it. I see why you would go there. It's a satirical / comedy!
  13. I'll take a whack at it. I don't think you'd fit in here. I have fast food experience. Yeah, like twenty years ago! Well, I'm sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry, but surely you must have some sort of training program. It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn. I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast. Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well? I want to look good naked!
  14. Apollo 13 "But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"
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