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Shellon

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  1. Tell them the truth as they can receive it. Just like you talked to them about every thing else in life, according to their age, reception ability, etc. as you know your children. They'll ask questions and will even lead the conversation as you begin. Kids can handle the truth, absolutely. And as you've already seen, they can well imagine much worse than the truth that we can just tell em straight.
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    Finally :-D

    Congratulations!!!!
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    Marriage

    Women are crock pots Men are microwaves
  4. http://www.courttv.com/trials/news/011206_cannibal_ap.html This dude advertises on the internet for someone he can slaughter and consume and another dude RESPONDS to it and hooks up with him. :blink: " In early 2004, a court in the central city of Kassel convicted Meiwes of manslaughter and sentenced him to 8 1/2 years in prison. He was spared a murder conviction, with the court arguing that perpetrator and victim used each other as means to an "ultimate climax." Alright, so now they want to retry the man in hopes of a better sentence this time. I'm just not sure which stuns me more, the one advertising or the one that said 'hey yeah I'm into that too, lets do it'
  5. Bill, happy birthday. Hope it was wonderful for you. Shellon and Kelly
  6. LOLOL You say rubber and we say 'glow in the dark, ribbed?' You say knock me up and we say 'oh damn and I just finally got into my great jeans after the last one' You say fag and we say '.....' well stuff about homosexuals You say fringe and we say ' what a lovely edging you have on that shawl'
  7. And yet..... after I finished the paper, I went back to chat room, left an hour or so ago and it still shows me in there. Am I stuck?
  8. I don't fit the happily living together or the happily divorced criteria but was happily married for 14 years after happily living together for two years before that. Happily widowed? No, but I sure am thankful for the time I got with the one I loved and I am happy in my life. My advise to anyone is that real love comes along so very rarely these days, don't pass it up because of societal, traditional or otherwise if it's something you want to do. Do what makes both of you happy. Cliche' indeed, but true. Life is short.
  9. Thanks Jack, are you aware if they are in ND?
  10. No, what you did was exactly what we hope for in our classes. You read it, thought about it and commented, suggesting further conversation. Dig that!
  11. This experiments is perfect example of why control is needed in the environment and ethics boards involved, etc.
  12. Oh yeah! The Milgram Experiment; we've discussed that one in psych classes too. Also fascinating.
  13. For my Social Psychology course we're looking at this experiement. Anyone remember it? Fascinating, if frightening, but quite informative for purposes of our study as well as anyone held in a situation in which they don't behave as expected. http://www.prisonexp.org/
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    wabbits

    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?" The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ... " I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk"?
  15. Happy Birthday, yer a strange strange man
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    italian momma

    LOLOLOLOL Amen Mrs Ravioli..........guffaw
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    Xuse me, but...

    Your Zipper's Down! Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down..... 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped..... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
  18. Mine is my real name; I started using it rather than something else long ago in Waydale because I wanted my late husband's family to be able to find me should they find their escape from TWI. That's not happened and not so important to me anymore, so I just keep it 'cuz it's still possible they'll hollar or someone else that knew Bob or me will recognize it. Fockler is my maiden name and while networking to find my place in the Social Worker field, I need it because of the connections it implies in this area and North is my married name. I like to change my avatar often, depending on my mood. The alligator on there now fits my 'go ahead and try it, I'll take your face off' lately. Sometimes it's sweet pics of my grand baby. Now I'm changing it to one of her and her mama, my first born baby. The line about the proctologist.......well I dunno, it says what I think but is funnier than 'get your head outa your butt' wouldn't you like to know what this one is saying?
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