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But it was a phone call. No argument back and forth. It just seems a bit ridiculous to call 911 and say... my neighbor is having an intense phone conversation. I don't know, does a phone call count as a domestic dispute? whats the cop going to do, pick up the other phone and listen? I could see if it was 1:00am or something, you'd probably want to check that out. but it was 10:30... or 11:00... or whatever he said. RON G--- i agree with you.
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When I was a kid, I did some bad stuff. Not criminal, but I ticked my parents off... One of the best feelings I ever had was after my dad let me have it. He ripped into me, (much like alec baldwin just did to his girl). After he did that I was afraid, scared and upset. I hated my dad for saying those things and making me feel that way. I was sent to my room. The next day, my dad talked to me in the morning. He came up to me and told me he was sorry for being so upset and that he loved me. THAT was one of the best feelings of my life. To hear my old man tell me he was wrong for being so mad at me. He made sure I knew that what I had done was wrong, but that he was wrong as well. He apologized and so did I. (God that felt good). HAD someone taped that conversation (verbal tirade) and played it to others outside of MY FAMILY he would have looked like an abusive man. IMO Alec Baldwin owes his girl an apology, maybe his girl probably owes him one too. But I am in no way going to judge him on his family issues, especially in such an emotional time of his life. Giving that tape to the media was a rotten thing to do. And you'd be wasting a cops or at least a 911 operators time on a non-crime.
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/19/commentar...gent/index.html More on CNN TV: Ted Nugent participates in a roundtable discussion on gun control tonight on "Glenn Beck," Headline Prime, 7 p.m. ET. By Ted Nugent Special to CNN Adjust font size: Editor's note: Rock guitarist Ted Nugent has sold more than 30 million albums. He's also a gun rights activist and serves on the board of directors of the National Rifle Association. His program, "Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild," can be seen on the Outdoor Channel. Read an opposing take on gun control from journalist Tom Plate: Let's lay down our right to bear arms WACO, Texas (CNN) -- Zero tolerance, huh? Gun-free zones, huh? Try this on for size: Columbine gun-free zone, New York City pizza shop gun-free zone, Luby's Cafeteria gun-free zone, Amish school in Pennsylvania gun-free zone and now Virginia Tech gun-free zone. Anybody see what the evil Brady Campaign and other anti-gun cults have created? I personally have zero tolerance for evil and denial. And America had best wake up real fast that the brain-dead celebration of unarmed helplessness will get you killed every time, and I've about had enough of it. Majority of this article deleted by modcat5. Please do not infringe on other sites' copyrights.
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I don't have a problem with what he said, reason being , I don't know the whole situation. (hey, it's friday the 20th.)
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This is the good stuff they don't use all that nasty stuff, and they test every batch.
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"If you're not doing the word, you might as well be $41ting ice cream" ps i was 12 when i heard him say this.
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lol @ seed boys...
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If she is a lesbian, too bad she feels she can't live an open lifestyle. but... IF Donna is a lesbian... for ME that "kind of" makes what LCM did kinda not so bad. still wrong, but not AS bad. Still wrong, but it sorta gives me a different level of understanding. Now the whole part about him taking advantage of women and lying, still horrible wrong and evil, but the IF his wife was lesbian, that kinda makes me see why he would be into having sex with other people.
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Thats what I was trying to say. You just actually made sense when you said it. thanks.
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TWI Create TWI yes i said create
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Was replying to a topic (an Is jesus god topic) started thinking. I think the whole Is jesus god thing is a waste. who cares. Might as well ask me who I love more, my mom or my dad or my siblings. It's not exactly the same thing, but my point is that: I will never be able to know the answer to the Is jesus god thing... I can't even really describe what God is, so how can I know if jesus was him? So it all seems like a waste of time to me. I love them both, maybe not the same way, but pretty much equally. They both gave something up so that we could have. Just like my mom and dad did for me. The trinitarian/anti-trinitarian argument boils down to a "who do you love more" contest. (i know my comments are full of fallicies... but its what i think) PS: i don't mind having my fallicies pointed out to me.
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Is Jesus God.... Who cares? It's an idiotic religious doctrine that someone made up to divide us. It's like someone asking me if I love my Dad more than my Mom... Its ridiculous. Jesus is Jesus, he did what he did, God is God, he did what he did... maybe they are the same on some level, maybe they aren't. Don't let religion make you think you're going to be possesed by a devil spirit, especially TWI... IMPORTANT LIFE QUESTIONS: How do you treat yourself/people? How do you live everday of your life? Are you positive, do you try your best? IMPORTANT RELIGIOUS QUESTION: (if you are a christian) Do you love God? Do you love Jesus? Do you believe Rom.10:9,10 (that is thou shalt confess with thine mouth the Lord Jesus, and believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved)? Don't be scared by tricky religous stuff... no matter how many times I hear both sides to the "is jesus god" argument, I can see that both sides have valid points... therefore I conclude that it is a stupid argument/debate/discussion-whatever, that was created to divide people up into groups.
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give me gas for my ford keep me truckin for the lord give m e gas for my ford i pray yee haw.... its bubbling its bubbling its bubbling in my soul, theres singing and lauging since jesus made me whole.... this little light of mine im gonna let it shine... the wise man built his house upon a rock, the wise man built his house upon a rock sweetly sings the donkey at the break of day, if you do not feed him this is what he'll say,, heeehaaaa heeaaa..... little tommy tinker sat upon a kinker and he began to cry, oh mooom oh mooom poor little innocent guy....
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The Secret to His Success is the Blatancy of His Moves
nandon replied to shortfuse's topic in About The Way
good point. the first thing LCM hit you with was Eve being a lesbian. if you believed that, then anything else they taught was kinda easy to beleive. what a set up. -
This is a great thread, i had forgotten about this idiotic train of logic. I remember "learning" this at my advanced class. "any two advanced class grads should be able to make a marriage work." PS Divorce is a great thing. not that it's good when it happens but it allows people to get out of horrible situations. and you know who it helps the most. women. now women don't have to be stuck with jerks. to me the divorce rate is 50%+ because people are allowed to be honest and move on with thier life now. what's better for the kids, to see mom and dad miserable, or to see them split up and happy(ier)... i don't know...
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THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: 01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. 09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take dang from anybody. 10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. 100 MORE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a .... Indian. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the .... down. Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none." Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack. When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the foot, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face. Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King. When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways. Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight. Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two" Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday. When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors. Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger. Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public. Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the .... down Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse. Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?" Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk. Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris. God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly. Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food. If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card. Chuck Norris invented water. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your foot, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!” One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence. In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s dang. Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks foot until he’s full. Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking. Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”. Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants. Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors. When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.” Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. When you open a can of whoop-foot, Chuck Norris jumps out. On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't .... think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again." Chuck Norris can .... into gale force winds. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living dang out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then trank three kegs and shat on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the dang out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't .... with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
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TWI never really had a policy on that stuff. they had a policy on just about everything else, except sexual stuff.
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Helped mark and avoid someone because of his shoes
nandon replied to another spot's topic in About The Way
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ROUGH TRANSLATION: laura said: Hello! From what I am seeing, it seems that the way is almost over... Is it the end of this movement?? That they think?? Robin said: I believe The Way is very close to the end. CC said: QUE??!!!
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Athletes of the Spirit Video (from the '80's)
nandon replied to MiniCorpsConscript's topic in About The Way
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i remember seeing the truste picture one year (they sent a special one to leaders, my parents were limb coords at the time) and LCM looked REALLY bad, he looked puffed up and pale. ---this was a pictrure, so he had make-up and lighting etc... so he must have looked even more ill in person.--- So i asked my mom why he looks so sick, she said he's under a lot of spiritual pressure. She told me something to the effect that the believers werent moving the word and he was feelling the spiritual pressure--- that he was having to boot a bunch of corps for being spiritually weak, so it was making him sick. ---this reminds me of a teaching I heard, i have no idea who taught it (maybe a STS or a limb meeting) BUT the catch phrase i remember was---> HOW CAN YOU SERVE YOUR LEADERSHIP, not what can your leadership do for you,,,,, what are you doing for them, are you speaking the word tithing etc... like our leadership is doing SOO much for us, and we aren't holding our own, that's why there is no expansion, and miricales etc...
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my god, if only the non-corps people knew the stuff LCM would say on a weekly/bi-weekly basis... TWI would have been finished. QT, thanks for sharing.
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every now and then i'd be at a TWI function and i'd see a handicap or disabeled person... when i was a kid-- im ashamed to say this-- i used to be kind of happy when i'd see a handicap or disabled person, because i thought that when we heal them, the whole world would believe then convert... was this just me? or did other people think that... it was confusing to me as a young kid as to why they didn't get healed. people would always talk about healing when they were around, i bet that got annoying as hell to the person. any of you have stories/personal experiances with any hadicaped disabled people situations in twi?
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damn,,, u guys are right... i remember one time i --Think-- it was a corps meeting,,,, lcm pretty much blamed the way corps for him being sick. the leaders must have started doing that to "their" people on the field. maybe that's where it came from...