oilfieldmedic

ROFLMAO You all are great...I haven't been able to log on for a week or so...when I opened this I laughed so hard Thank you all Dmiller...YOU are the man! (ou are male type persuassion aren't you)? Thanks so much for the kind words and greetings 2 more days and a wake up and I am out of her for 2 weeks PS What can I do aboout a 14y/o Female with cell phone issues? Now be nice!

I will be shopping at Mohammed's 5 & 10 This weeks specials are: $2 Bootlegged movies $4 for the 4 one one dvd $12.50 Bootlegged cologne (olive oil base is optional) $20.00 Bootlegged Nikes...do you see a pattern here? and the best one is: $2.00 for Windows 95 through Windows XP Pro with service packs Oh, one more, Amira's Coffee Shop...$1.00 per pound of Starbucks House Blend ...and they don't take American Express

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Thankful that the Creator of heaven & earth chose me! Thankful that my family are going with me Thankful that He is coming back (please hurry) Thankful for all y'all (southern coming out again, sorry) Thrankful for sprell chk twoo Have a Great day God bless y'alls socks off

The mud is more of a pseudomud (pun intended)...sort of like choclate moose, uh mouuse, musse, you know what I mean. I cannot state what we really call it, so mud will have to suffice! :) Hey Eagle, funny you mentioned that, I was working on 2 civilians about a week or two ago, when group of injured were brought in, turns out they were bad guys. Can I add that on my resume? Thank you all for your kindness, I will think of you and laugh the next time I whiz in the palace...now how's that for appreciation? Dennis, thank you Sir! Y'all be well and have a great Thanksgiving

That's gotta be $10.00 don't you think?

Hi folks...God bless y'all! New camp in the Green Zone (IZ)...spending lots of time at the CSH (Combat Support Hospital) new address: (mainly for coolchef) send me an email will ya ? oilfieldmedic@hotmail.com Smokey Camp Hope APO AE 09316 So ...I am well, pretty high speed compared to my last assignment My wife has been home form the hospital for 2-3 weeks now, she's is doing well! Thank you all for the thoughts and prayers too! One thing good about this place is NO MUD! What a blessing concrete is, never thought I appreciated concrete as much...LOL. I had the pleasure of sitting in Sadaams former palace and having a delicious cup of coffee, then the further pleasure of peeing in his forme gold plated toilet...life is good! I sure do miss green grass (my home) though) Gotta run, miss chatting with y'all..please take care and Sushi..."You be sweet now"!

I forgot my step-daughter in the time out chair one afternoon when she was like 4-5...almost 14 years-old now, but we still laugh about it today (at least I think she laughs about it) My oldest Becki, was watching the moon as we drove one evening. "The moon is moving", she says. I went on to explain the best I could to a 2-3 year old about distance, etc at the next red light when we stopped. She noded her head with approval, apearently she understood the explanation. The light turns green, we start off and she says, "it's moving again"! I know-I know...so you had to have been there.

can I get an Amen? seriously though...living in Alabama, we have more Southern Baptist Churches than Wal-Mart's though doctrinally I believe what the Word says, I have found the people in churches to be sincere, loving, and genuine...for the most part...we all have our issues and problems, that's for sure...a there is the occaisional cartoon character one runs across (this is coming from a guy with his finger stuck in his ear for months) I get what I can from all of it and give what I can when I see a need...soemtimes my pearls go to the swine, but who hasn't experienced that. With the advent of the internet...of which I am thankful, I have reignited relationships which I thought were long gone...call it a network or whatever...I for one am thankful for y'all! So to answer the original question: Nope!

Hey...I'm hearing voices

Thanks Chas....LOL

Good lord...here I was believing in one God and now I find out there are more.

Happy Birthday...keep em' rollin'

Thanks Wolf...that's it...so don't ask me folks just when I think I've figured it out...BLAMMO! Hey coolchef, if you read this, send me an email, will ya? oilfieldmedic@hotmail.com

y'all... where's that verse that says "there a 3 things which I know not, yea 4"something like that anyway...was that in Psalms? Anyway that settles it for me... I'll never understand...especially my right-brained-electrical engineer- wife....did I ever tell you about the time? Don't start anything medic...just don't start! Hey Chas...I used to be so arrogant with it all...Ugghhh, makes me shiver when I think about it

Happy Birthday from all us in Baghdad

My turn... I have taken a long hard look at the "spin-offs" as they are called...one thing continues to resound in me, and that is that as long as man has anything to do with anything...you can bet your $80 or whatever it costs, there will probably be something just not exactly perfect. For example religion, politics, spin-offs...heck, look what man has done to God's Word..."The version for to day folks is"_______you fill in the blank. I had been criticized, encouraged, reproofed up to my neck over the years for one reason or another..."Why don't you sell out", "Why don't you commit"? Must be my conservative-Lancaster County upbringing, I don't know...but I have always trusted with caution and just cause I want something to be so, doesn't make it so...doesn't change who and what I am either. Thank God for that. That's what I hold on to. I have been able to sit in different fellowships from time to time, different church services and get something out of it...sometimes not...and sure we got to weed through it all, but until the BS surfaces, I just sit back, then I make a decision. This skinny little butt is tired of getting burned too. That guy did this and this guy did that...All I know for sure is, that God is the ultimate Healer of hearts and lives...we all know that. I am so thankful to know what I know, to continue to learn deeper truths of the Word...not someones version or ideas about it. I want to learn to love as He loved, forgive as He forgave and let that peace of God rule in me. Unfortunately, tons of hurt and damage has occured in ministrys & peoples lives. Families have been torn apart as a result. Dang...I want to spit in the devils eye I thank God for all of you too...I've said it in the past in other posts'; that so many of you have been so instrumental in my healing process and I am so thankful. excie said it best...I'm just looking for the next church Ok...got to go....back to the war!

to continue this discussion... I have been running Vista RC1 Ultimate (with a couple of updates) and I am sort of getting used to it...I suppose when it expires in June I will have to put my money where my mouse is...no wait,did I say that? Where my mouth is rather! the adventure continues...

Not to worry...I live for the day I can burn my passport Fuzzy pink slippers...H,mmm?

Klinger, yeah that's the guy, thanks jard...now where did I leave those heels? Belle there is only one color in this country..."sand" Thanks too for your thoughts and prayers

Happy Birthday Cat'

Thanks so much all of you for the kind words and prayers...y'all are the absolute best there is. send the money to my retirement fund...thank you very much Who was the guy that wore those woman's dresses? Regardless, that's not me either. The finger and the ear have healed nicely after the surgical extraction...wow, I can hear in stereo again...has there always been music in that other channel? Thanks again everyone!

Many of you have welcomed my wife _____fill in the blank...LOL Just want to let y'all know she has been hospitalized for about a month now, thus the reason you haven't seen any posts and/or fabrications of some of the goofy things I do... Seriously, Dana is well and sends her love, thanks and appreciation for the thoughts and prayers from many of you...as well do I. Within the next few weeks, I will be transerring to a new assignment here in Baghdad...I will be assumiing control of the entire country and will be appointed "Ruler OF All I Survey"...now if you believe that one, I will pray for you. I will be working in the Green Zone as a Laision (sic?) for my company's worldwide operations and the US Army Surgical Hospital in downtown Baghdad...sort of a promotion, thank you very much! I see it as a great opportunity to help meet injured and ill employees needs who are admitted to the hospital and in so doing, to share the love that we all have so freely been given from our Father! Pray for open hearts, ok? Thanks again for the prayers, thoughts and correspondence John...aka Smokey...aka OFM...aka oilfieldmedic

and last but not least..."From all of us in Baghdad...Happiest of Birthdays"! Your guided tour is waiting...what type of Humvee would you like?

Hey...maybe I can get a job on one of those ships and get out of this dump.