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I wasn't in the jury box and didn't hear all the evidence but.. Seems logical to me. The guy's probably a stone cold pathological killer. sudo

Shellon, .. and you're posting this because???? sudo

Aw guys... :(--> Now you've done it! You've gone and run JoeBeliever off the thread!! BAD GREASESPOTTERS!!!!! COME BACK JOEBELIEVER!!!!! I believe in devil spirts making people float around! Did you see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?? Man, those guys were operating spirits right and left! They were walking on tree tops and doing quadruple somersaults while Kung Foo kicking and stuff. Can't tell ME they weren't all chock FULL of 4 star devil spirts! No..sir..ee..bob!! And this David Blaine guy?? No doubt he's a "seed" boy if you know what I mean ;)-->. I'll tell you something else, too! Ashlee Simpson wasn't caught lip synching on Saturday Night Live. She was ACTUALLY DOING THE SINGING!! Only you couldn't see her lips move. Freaky! She is possessed!! You just ignore all those rank unbeliever infidel heathen types here, Joebeliever. You and me, bud.. we'll set 'em straight! sudo (daring ANYONE to tell him people won't believe A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G!)

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20, on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said...... "Clean my house."

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?" "Yes, I do." said Bob "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?" "She just died and left me everything."

Hey Chuck.. It's a joke, man.. Sheesh!!! sudo

I was in this bar one night having a beer or twelve. I hear this voice say "you're a good lookin' fella!". I look around and no one seems to have said it so I go back to my beer. A few minutes later the same voice says "that's a nice shirt you're wearing". Again, no one. A couple of minutes after that, "nice haircut". I called the bartender over to tell him about the voices I'm hearing. I was expecting him to cut me off, but he just smiled. "That's the peanuts sir, they're complimentary".

Hey guys.. A state park might not be big enough for 50-100 people. Anyone game for doing it at a hotel?? One with a large bar?? Say, the Holiday Inn at Bums Egypt, Ohio?? I hear they give group rates! sudo

Jsamuel, Looks like you're fairly new here so I'll be nice.. this post belongs in the Doctrinal Forum down below. I haven't been there in a while but you'll probably get some folks who'd like to talk about this. If you come back and don't see this thread.. check down there. Moderators do house cleaning from time to time and move threads. sudo

Pretty brutal stuff but.. It's better than shooting the guy in the head which is what happens in lots of these kinds of domestic violence cases. Plus, if his violence were of a sexual nature its sweet revenge, I'm sure. She should have to pay the price, though. I'd be satisfied if she served the amount of time in prison that a man would serve for rape. If a woman were willing to do that... I'd say that was proof enough that the guy had it coming. sudo

Song, I have the same response as Rascal but I also have an observation. That kind of question is one that is typically asked by folks wanting to appear really religious. Why?? Because people obviously DON'T love everyone who ever existed and it puts people under a guilt trip to suggest they should love them. Play that on one the 9/11 widows, Song. Go tell 'em they should love Bin Laden and the others that destroyed their lives at that time. sudo

Bow, Count me in too!! Let Paw name the place and time. sudo

Hills Bro., Re:"..then placing it on the front porch of a liberal." Bless 'ya bro.. you may be a heathen infidel doing the work of the Devil by celebrating Halloween but at least you got right ideas about Godless liberals. You just gotta' teach 'em about consequences for their actions. sudo (all pious like)

Steve, Re:"So what are your kids doing for Hallowe'en?" Well, they won't be worshipping the Devil like your kids will be, that's for sure, Bub. Nosireebob, MY kids will probably be on their little knees praying for sinners like YOU who are out doing Satan's work, carving pumpkins and the like. And don't tell me.. you'll probably be DRINKING too, huh?? Go on and admit it Beelzebub fan. My kids and I will be sitting around the table singing Amazing Grace and Wash My Feet In The Blood Of The Wicked all Halloween evening long. We'll have us some hot chocolate and maybe some manifestations to go along with it. Umm ummm sudo

Hey Oen!! Missed you at the Weenie Roast this year, man. Here's a pic just for you... Bacchus (Greek god of you know what) his-very-own-self at a get together....kinda' reminds me of our last Weenie Roast :D--> Oh..and I just LOVE the kitty cat he's got his foot on. sudo

Rascal, 'Ya think we oughta' tell Radar about the secret initiation rites?? sudo

Oak, You know that Fall isn't in bloom in September. Heck, it can still be hot as blazes in Tennessee in September and of course there are no colors then. How would the 3rd weekend in October sound to you?? sudo

Official Oak Pics Got these from the Oakster via e-mail so here goes... Oak with the falls behind him closeup of Oak from above pic... Tame bird being watched by Herbal REAL tame squirrel eating out of Cameron's hand group with odd facial expressions back of Rascal's RV What Rascal had to put up with during a long drive sudo

Here's the pic. I'm glad to oblige. sudo

A death of a pet is akin to a death in the family. I know because I've been there several times. I would think losing a beloved horse could be even worse than losing a dog because horses live so much longer. My heartfelt condolences, Rascal. sudo

So far guys... It's a case of he said, she said. But for the record.. I never cared for the guy and don't think he's real bright. That's a criticism often laid at Bush 43's feet, though, so appearances can be deceiving. sudo

Rascal, Sure sorry to hear anout the kids. All of us parents have been there with miserable kids. I for one, did not come down with anything but a case of 'sorry it was so short'. Uh, I'm talking about the roast. One thing that goes through my mind at these things is the fact that we all will probably be seeing plenty of each other in the future so we'd best realize it and enjoy it. You see, as we all get older, we'll tend to hop in the car and travel more and more. That's what old folks do, you know. My parents are hardly at home anymore it seems. I certainly enjoyed our foray into the wilds of middle-east Tennessee and plan on doing it again next year. Here's a couple of more pics of wildlife we saw.. as stated before.. I found out that racoons don't like 'maters.. sudo

Official Pics Oakspear Rascal wwjesuslaughat Herbiejuan herbiejuan Sudo & hair dryer Herbal giving Sudo bunny ears Sudo with Falls in background AHAT Herbal & Rascal Herbal, mini-Herb, Oakspear AHAT flexing Sudo mugging the falls rascal's kids brought to you by the sudo

I'm the first one back!! Smaller crowd than last year but that meant lots more food for everybody else... Here's one of many... sudo

It's 6:25 and it's still dark outside but.. I'm leaving in about 10 minutes. Gotta' kiss my wife goodbye and check the kids sleeping in their beds. Ummm.. gonna' be a great weekend! sudo