Sudo

Hey Shell, Just in case there's any question. I think you're great. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO!!!!!! sudo (dreaming of New York style pizza)

Shell, Like Oakspear said, it's bad business to call the customer a liar as anything is possible, after all. But from hearing the evidence I conclude... YOU are lying you little troublemaker!!!!! You're just after free pizza coupons!!!! sudo (so self rightous and pure)Hee-hee!!

Garth, Re:"Would be interesting to see what their take is on this superoxygenated water routine would be." Oh, I think everyone knows what their take would be. Superoxygenated water. It's snake oil pure and simple. Lots of folks are taken in by snakeoil claims (see list here) but that doesn't validate it anymore than folks who say Muhammed cured them of cancer. Lots of suckers for pseudoscience out there. NOW!! when they start banning superoxynated water from being consumed by olympic athletes (or even college athlestes for that matter) then we can start taking a serious look. But of course... those who aren't suckers for charlatans know... this stuff is BS!!! sudo

New one today!! Why so many from Nigeria I wonder... SIR, IT IS WITH A HEART FULL OF HOPE THAT I WRITE, SOLICITING FOR YOUR STRICT CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. YOU HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED BY A FRIEND IN FOREIGN OFFICE OF NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRIES, WHO ASSURED ME OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITIY TO EXECUTE A TRANSACTION OF GREAT MAGNITUDE. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH BEACON NIG. LTD. A FOREIGN OIL COMPANY BASED IN LAGOS, NIGERIA. BEACON WAS INVOLVED IN PROSPECTING, DRILLING AND BUNKERING OF OIL AT HIGH SEA (OFFSHORE), WITH EXPATRIATE CONSISTING MAJORITY OF THE STAFF STRENGTH.UNFORTUNATELY, THESE EXPATRIATES GOT INTO AN ILLEGAL SALE OF OIL AND THE MONEY FROM IT TRANSFERRED THROUGH A SECURITY COMPANY OUT OF THECOUNTRY BUT WITH A SECURITY STAMP ON IT. T! HE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA DISCOVERED THE ILLEGAL DEAL, REVOKED THEIR LICENCE AND THE EXPARTRIATES WERE REPATRIATED. SO, BY VIRTUE OF MY POSITION AS THE ACCOUNTANT OF THE COMPANY, I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION DOCUMENTS CONTAINING INFORMATION ABOUT FOUR OF THESE TRUNK BOXES DEPOSITED WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY. THE CONTENT OF THESE BOXES IS TWENVE MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$12.5M). I HAVE PUT IN AN APPLICATION WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY TO TRANSFER THESE BOXES TO THEIR CORRESPONDENCE OFFICE IN AMERICA OR ASIA WHICH THEY HAVE OBLIGED. AND BEING THAT THIS DEAL WAS BEEN CARRIED OUT BY FOREIGN FIRM, I NEED A TRUSTWORTHY FOREIGNER LIKE YOU THAT WILL ASSIST ME TO A LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF THIS PENDING BUSINESS WHICH BOTH OF US WILL BOUNDTO BENEFIT EARNESTLY. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO STAND BEFORE THE SECURITY COMPANY AND SIGN AS ONE OF EXPATRIATES TO ENABLE YOU CLAIM ! THE MONEY AND PAY IT INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. PLEASE, NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK-FREE, FOR EVERY MACHINERIES HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR SUCCESSFUL CONCLUSION. REMEMBER, THAT I HAVE WITH ME ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS THAT WILL PROVE THAT THE MONEY IS FOR US. I EXPECT YOU TO BE TRUSTWORTHY AND KIND ENOUGH TO KEEP MY OWN SHARE, WHEN THE MONEY HIT YOUR ACCOUNT. I HEREBY AGREE TO COMPENSATE YOUR SINCERE AND CANDID EFFORT IN THIS REGARD WITH 25% OF THE FUND AFTER THE TRANSFER AND 5% (PERCENT) WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL TRANSPORTATION, TELEPHONE BILLS ETC. WILL BE SETTLED FROM THIS PERCENTAGE, WHILE 70% WILL BE FOR ME AND TWO OF MY COLLEAGUES. THIS DEAL WILL BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) WORKING DAYS. I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS PROPOSAL. YOURS FAITHFULLY, DAGOGO BEN. NB: Please include y! our Tel & Fax NO. in your reply e-mail. ( dagogobb@netscape.net ) Verschicken Sie romantische, coole und witzige Bilder per SMS! Jetzt bei WEB.DE FreeMail: http://f.web.de/?mc=021193

Howdy dude!! Good to see your font around here!! sudo

johniam, Re:"The guy was 69 years old and had heart surgery 5 years earlier. When did TWI ever say we could believe to live forever in THIS life?" Though I know you posted to disagree with me, I'm glad you did, johniam, because you need a warning. You are in danger of Hell Fire! I've read your posts. Know what you believe and you DON'T believe in the Biblical Jesus. How can you be so arrogant to think that by believeing in a Jesus that less than 1% of Christians accept, you can still go to Heaven? You need to get down on your knees (like VPW said he had done) and ask forgiveness. But God tells me things, johniam, and he's already told me YOU are doomed for Hellfire when you die. I hope you get right with the Lord. sudo

Belle, My first impression all along was similar to what you posted. That was before hearing a little about the guy, as I never read the People magazine articles or anything else about him. I'm supremely uninterested in the lives of the British royals. But because of his age, I could see how he could think it little different than dressing up in a pirate's costume. Think about it. Pirates' costumes are considered cute today. Little kids come trick-or-treating wearing them. Pirates were vicious murderers and robbers of the worst sort but it's amazing what a century or two will do for one's image. sudo

Steve! Dittos to what Jonny Lingo just said.. Your mom was in Auschwitz and you are just now finding out? How the heck did that happen? sudo

Johnny, Re:"He said that his country was in the middle of a civil war.. that his was an act of desperation, "And so, Sir, could you please send me some money anyway?" I imagine that works for him in so many cases, too, though it AMAZES me.. I mean simply AMAZES me that anyone would fall victim to the scam. I know it must seem heartless but I have little to NO sympathy for anyone who falls for these schemes. I've seen news magazines like 60 minutes do THEIR BEST to make (especially the elderly) the victims sympathetic but Gawd I just can't imagine it. Folks falling for these shcemes are usually counting on getting big bucks for doing next to nothing. sudo

Cowgirl and Goey, Will there be a party somewhere in texas where Greasespotters will be allowed to attend and bring goodies?? Littlehawk might help with the "pear juice" and the Weenie roast gang is pretty good on better-than-sex stew and what not. If this is a purely private affair then that is beautiful. If you'd be blessed by having a hunnert of your best Greasespot buddies get together afterwards... that's great, too!! sudo P.S. I'm WAITING your song in e-mail, Dmiller!!!

Do you guys get these things?? I seem to get 'em all the time. I got one today and instead of just deleting it outright as I normally do... thought I'd post it for all to see. I'm thinking folks might want to post some of these things THEY are getting. You wouldn't think ANYONE would fall for these things but I'm told they do. A fool and their money. Lately, I've noticed their using the religion angle.... ************** Dearest Beloved One, I am Rev. Benedict John, 78 years old,from the Republic of Ireland. Formally the Catholic Archbishop of Abuja Dioceses. Ever since,I have been helping the orphans in the orphanage, motherless homes and less previledged across few African countries.I have donated some money to orphanage in Sudan, South Africa,Cameroon,Mozambique and liberia with the money I inherited from my late father who was into diamond and crude oil business. But,it is sad to let you know that I been going through series of illness from auditory(hearing),multiple sclerosis and from cancer of the liver.Before I got ill and relocated to my country Republic of Ireland,I have some money amounting to Seven million two hundred thousand united states dollar (US$7,200,000,00) only with Union Bank Of Nigeria Plc.The funds is safe.I have been using the bank for over twenty years now. I will be going to the hospital anytime for major operations.Except it pleases God,the chances of my survival is slim.God has specifically told me to help the less previledged people with my money.Please I solicit for your help to receive the money,invest it profitably and use it wisely for the less previledged people in your country.If you can receive this money and carry out this soul surviving transaction,kindly email immediately your following contact details: a.Your complete names b.Your address c.Company name if any d.Private telephone number e.Private fax number f.Private email address g.Your brief profile h.Your Photograph When I receive your above information,I will furnish you more details on how the funds would be claimed by you from the bank.Thereafter,I will give you instructions on how the funds will be invested and distributed among the orphanages and less previledged in return.The Lord has already told me that I would find a trustworthy person who can carry out this soul surviving transaction. My private email is (rev.benedictjohn@christianmail.org) While I await your response,may God bless you and your family. Thank you. Rev. Benedict John. ________________________________ L'email piщ cool del web? tu @3000.it ! Fatti subito la tua mail, и gratis! http://mail.3000.it

Great news guys!! I'm happy for the both of you and wish you both the very very best. This is the kind of news you WANT to hear. And David.. record yourself singing the song and then e-mail it to me at dbdbdb@midsouth.rr.com. I'll see that it gets posted!! sudo

Divine humor? For the PC crowd, God doesn't kill people.. he lifts his hand of protection. Now tell me if you think its either a humor situation upstairs or maybe... they had a numbers game going on exact time. Click HERE! and let's hear YOUR take on it... sudo

Thank you folks but its probably best not to encourage me... only makes me keep on posting them. :D--> Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife and arranging to have her killed. A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid in part up front. The man opened up his wallet and displayed the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Safeway grocery store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. Unknown to Artie, the entire proceeding were captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband. And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the headline declared: "Artie chokes two for a dollar at Safeway." sudo

What's amazed me is how normal these wackos sound!! It's made me seriously think that these shows are possibly scripted with professional actors. You can get folks to believe most anything. I guess you just have to sound sincere... and normal. sudo

Frankee, What TOOK you so long to show up here?? We've all been wondering when you'd finally show up, dude!! :D--> Join right in, my man. Make yourself at home. It's like old home week family time around here. sudo P.S. We squabble some too.. :)-->

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed: The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started. So... I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my Valium prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how fricking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Suz, Re:"I am now living in the Chicago area" Uh, What happened to Washington state?? Have you and Geo moved?? Gee.. I hate to be the last to find out news. :(--> sudo

Wayfer Not and Dmiller, Here's how I posted the pic... When I got the 321 score, I immediately pressed the 'print screen' key on the keyboard. It's located between the F12 key and the 'scroll lock' key on my keyboard. That copies it to your clipboard so what you can do (I use other programs) is then open the Paint program in 'Accessories'. Click on the edit tab at the very top (next to the File tab) and choose the 'Paste' option. That opens the picture you copied to the clipboard. Then click on the 'File' tab and click on 'save as' and save it as a JPG file. I named mine penguin1.jpg. Then you upload that file to your homepage server or whatever server you are going to link to. Then to make the pic appear in your post, you use the IMG SRC command. If you uploaded the pic to htttp://myserver.com/goodpics, you'd type this in your post.. {img src=http://myserver.com/goodpics/penguin1.jpg} only use instead of { and }. It's really easier than all that must sound. Takes about 2-3 minutes... really. sudo

Geo, Re:"323.4, I'm tied for the lead!" So you say.... *I* however have PROOF of my expertise developed after hours and hours of training sudo

Geo, Re:"Of course there's also the minor point that elephants and wildebeest don't spend a lot of time sunbathing at the beach..." I'd like to hear from someone who knows.. just how far inland does a tsunami go?? A 1/4 mile?? A 1/2 mile?? And was it a one time 30ft. wave or did the water level stay up for a while? And no.. I don't buy animals being able to sense vibrations that a sensitive seismograph can't even detect. But if the seismographs are going off the charts before a quake... OK. sudo

271!! That's cute, Ttessa :)--> sudo

Satori, Aren't you being a little hard on jen-o? She was coming to this forum for help and all you did was make it worse. I don't normally get down on my knees to pray but when I read your last post to jen-o I got down on my knees and prayed. I prayed that you would never again write a negative post. sudo

Geo, Guess it wouldn't make you feel better to know that we not only had a great Christmas but are going to continue this afternoon at my parents. No. Didn't think so. Lotsa' folks get bummed out at the holidays but I'm sure glad I'm not in that number. I've taken the whole coming week off and plan to play with my new toys and eat and drink. This will be the last Christmas I'll have with all my children living at home. Believe me... I'm savoring the moments. sudo

I was looking for a thread just like this one tonight. While the roast and cassaroles are in the oven, I've taken a moment to come upstairs to post to the Greasespot and say hi. A Merry Christmas everyone. I'm blessed to have all my kids still living at home. Both parents still alive AND in good health. Life is good and believe me I know it and am thankful. It's truely a special time of year. We've been snowed and iced in the last couple of days so I'm including a pic of our house I took just as it was getting light this morning... I'm an early riser :)--> The song you hear playing is the Austrian Christmas carol Still, Still, Still. Again.. Merry Christmas to each of you! sudo