Sudo

Here's a neat card I think ya'll will like. Click HERE! and pop the balloons! A lot safer than being out tonight guys but HAPPY NEW YEAR to all you Greasespotters!!! We've had our joys and our sorrows but as every year passes here at the Greasespot.. we also get to know each other a little more intimately. We get to know each others' soft spots. Warm spots. Our dark spots we wish everyone didn't know. And as every January 1st goes by it just makes all of us who have been here for years closer. Kind of like... family. I wish you *all* a great new year full of happiness. And joy. sudo

I don't like it either.. I prefer the way it was in 1957. The good 'ole days. New fangled stuff.. sheesh. sudo

Kathy, "A bird in the hand..." and all that. Here's the whole thing.. Click HERE! sudo (an old hand at editing)

Jobs are good. :)

George, Yes.. Musician that you are I'm not surprised that you would know its a tarantela. Is there any doubt about the movie?? Kathy.. so.. you and your hubby already have jobs lined up?? sudo

Sushi, You disappoint. Knowing the prophet that you are, I opened this thread to get your revelation. But what do I find?? Obviously there must be a secret but you ain't telling. Some may think it has to do with order in the universe. Others may think it has to do with religion classes run by cults. Me?? I think it may have to do with the perfect meatloaf recipe. sudo

Kathy, You're kidding.. right?? You moving to Florida? Every time I hear that, I think of the joke.. sunny beaches. Oh well.. I'm still off from the office so you would think I could do better than a polka to post, huh? Not by much. I've posted this little sound clip before. As I was editing it, my wife in the next room called out the name of the movie it was from and she's not that good at this sort of thing. Click HERE! And if you DON'T know the movie right off, then I won't feel so bad. One other thing everyone might not know, too, is this.... its obviously not a polka but.. what *is* the dance style called? sudo

Sushi, Jane's Addiction? That's a music group? Never heard of them. But knowing you. I bet they don't play oldies but goodies sudo

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful citizen... a rich dentist. The person in charge of contributions called to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a very large yearly income, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?". The dentist mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?". Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um... No.". "--or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?". The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted... "--or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident", the dentist's voice rising in indignation, "..leaving her penniless with three children?!". The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea...". On a roll, the dentist cut him off once again: "--so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you!!!!" sudo

Rick, They were *ALL* just great. We've had the whole family over today and have had a great Christmas day together but now they've all left... and its kind of sad because now all of a sudden nobody wants to hear Christmas stuff. Its all over. :( However.. I'm still off all this week. Don't have to go into the office until January 2. Anyone got any requests???? sudo

Merry Christmas all you Nostalgics out there. I'm about to head out to my parents' house for Christmas Eve festivities. I don't have another Christmas episode to post just now but here's a great card I have on my server that you all have probably seen before. But I'm posting it because I just love it. Click HERE! and slowly click on each of the reindeer. Feel free to save it and send it around in your e-mail if you like it! Did I say Merry Christmas yet? I LOVE this time of year!!!!!!!!!!! sudo

Hiway29, What Shell said... Let us know how it turns out, OK?? sudo

Hiway29, Oh... you use a Mac?? I'm so very sorry. I didn't know. Now I feel so bad treating you the way I did. Maybe one day you'll be able to get a real computer. :) sudo (maniacally laughing!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!)

Hiway29, OK.. I'll tell you but first.. you've got to download the Real Player. OK OK.. you've got it but its not working, right? So click HERE! and install the sucker.. its free. :) :) . And to test it out.. here's another Real Player audio file that is one of my favorite Christmas carols.. Click HERE! sudo (having a very merry Christmas time)

Kathy, You're going to be surprised but don't blab it all out because Hiway29 doesn't have Real Player and won't be able to see this. So.. you'll know and he won't. Hee-hee! Click HERE! Do you remember the series?? sudo

Kathy, Hi yourself! Hint.. you hear just a wee little bit of the theme song at the very end.. I didn't cut it all out. Now tell me this.. can you remember ever seeing such a religious rendition on network TV? Even if the "theology" is uh, controversial?? sudo

I'm on Christmas break guys so maybe will have a little more time to post. Here's another Christmas episode that ran on network TV. I couldn't believe how overtly religious it was as there was nothing about the show itself that was religious. I don't think something like this could make it to prime time today. Click HERE! I also have it on pretty good video but you'll need Real Player installed to see it. sudo

Waysider, I think you mean "white out", no? That white stuff you place to correct spelling errors? That's how you can tell if there are blondes working in a modern office today... there's White Out on the computer monitors. sudo

George.. Where are you? Are any of these folks correct in guessing your song? Here's the good MP3 version.. Click HERE! This sounds like guys who know how to harmonize. sudo

Hey guys... I'll chalk it up to poor audio quality but the tunes (HERE!) were of no other than Mel Torme and Judy Garland on the TV series: The Judy Garland Show. Like I said.. not good quality video :( . But here's one that's not bad.. its actually pretty good.. a musical group you ALL are VERY familiar with singing a Spanish Christmas carol that you probably aren't that familiar with. This is the one George St.George sent me and wanted me to post. What he wants to know is... who is this famous group? I'd go a little bit farther and ask folks to recognize the Spanish Christmas Carol's name. But then.. that's just me. Click HERE! sudo P.S. Sushi!!! Please don't pick on Hiway29 for playing nice here. I think you're still upset with me since I broke up with you because you were a lousy kisser.

Hiway29, I was thinking you might have some words for us. What a momentus passing.. Joe Barbera. Will his work not live with us forever? sudo (incredibly sad)

Hey guys, Quick.. George sent me one to post and its really good but first..naw.. it wasn't the Carol Burnette show.. Here's another clip from that show... same singers as in the last clip. Click HERE! sudo

Vegan, Loved the first one. The doctor determined he wasn't eating right. Hee-hee! **************** Father's Car A young boy had just gotten his driver's"permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car. "Well, the boy thought about that for a moment and decided that he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks they went into the study, where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible and participating a lot more in the Bible study groups. But, I'm real disappointed, since you haven't gotten your hair cut. The young man paused a moment, and then said, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair." To this his father replied, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?" sudo

Ala, Re:"This whole thing is almost laughable. It's like watching a weird movie about weirdoes thinking they're gonna take over the world by convincing everyone that they have powers to contact the ALL MIGHTY... " Yeah, but the suckers from one cult (TWI) are ripe pickings for an offshoot, huh? And the Shiites and Sunni's are murdering each other over in Iraq over which is the true religion. CES is running on personal dreams and revelations? Well.. how does *THAT* make them *any* different from any other religion? sudo

Safari and Waysider, Then one more that I was sent just today. Funny how I get these kinds of things in e-mail :blink: . A man goes to his dentist because he feels something is wrong with his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious: Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, you name it." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time I'll use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. The dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!" sudo